Jean And Jorts: the extended metaphor for workplace accommodations nobody asked for

“I really don’t have the will to structure this as a properly argued piece because it’s mostly a joke extended well past breaking point, so I’m just going to headline the comparisons and add some pictures of my own very silly orange boy as an incentive to keep reading.”

Note to self: no really, it’s actually good. remember how you liked it the first time?

writing-is-a-martial-art:

thewritinggrindstone:

whatagrump:

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

• “For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.
• “But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.
• “When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.
• “When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”
• “This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”
• “There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

And!

• “If you’re breaking dialogue up with an action tag”—she waves her hands back and forth—”the dashes go outside the quotation marks.”

Reblog to save a writer’s life.

gandalfs-mommy-milkers:

just some reminders for people who are writing IDs:

do not put judgements in your ids. do not say “it needs to be noted the character looks extra adorable here” do not say “an ugly person” or “a hilarious meme” or anything like that. we don’t need you to tell us how to feel about something.

do put descriptive words and adjectives. “a crudely drawn image” or “a painting of a scarlet colored apple” or “a person with large hands”. we do need you to tell us descriptors so we have context.

do not type words incorrectly. do write words exactly as they appear in the image.

let me say that again: EXACTLY as they appear. is the word capitalized? capitalize it. is the word “yes” written with 3 s’s? write it in the description as “yesss” not as “yesssss” or “yes”. are the words in all caps? write them in all caps, or write “text in all caps says” and then include a lowercase version. is a word misspelled? spell it exactly the same way. if the image says “washning mashing” it should not be written as “washing machine”*

*you can definitely say “the words ‘washing machine’ are misspelled as 'washning mashing’,” just make sure that you do include the exact transcription in your description

disabled people, people with screen readers, and ANYONE else who uses IDs to interpret images deserves to interpret the image as accurately as possible, and its important to transcribe and describe things properly and without judgements added.

gruntledbananafish:

oscar-wilde-type:

Norman Rockwell

Untitled (Two Gentleman Sharing A Pot Of Coffee) C. 1930

What if we were sharing a pot of coffee…and we were both gentlemen…

floopthecooper:

plussizedandrogyny:

plussizedandrogyny:

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!

oh hell yes

bedrock-to-buildheight:

Could never resist a chance to draw weird hands

i-am-the-broken-bride:

phantom-cosmos:

sneakyspades:

car4ph3rnal1a:

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

oh my fucking god

This horse wasn’t even supposed to be in the race. Horse number 20 (can’t remember it’s name) dropped out the day before for whatever reason, and Rich Strike was just barely able to sneak a spot into the derby before the deadline. Not to mention that this was just some garbage $30,000 horse that didn’t have any kind of impressive breeding (yes I am aware $30k is still a lot, but for a Kentucky Derby horse, that’s chump change). He was the second biggest upset in the history of the Derby, with one other horse (Donerail) winning with 91-1 odds before in 1913 (Which, for reference, I’m pretty sure Donerail with his 91-1 odds still holds the record for the worst odds in the history of the race. Just for context of how shit Rich Strike’s 80-1 odds were. Not THE worst, but definitely up there).

I am in love with this shit horse who wasn’t even supposed to be there, had some of the worst odds in the history of the race, and had the worst starting position who completely destroyed all of the favorites to win. Watching him come up to first right at the last second was THRILLING.

Iirc the owner of the horse lost all of his other horses in a fire, too. Like over 20 horses died tragically in a fire, and this 80-1 horse won to honor them.

miniangel:

liinkmaster:

1. Castle in the Sky
2. Grave of the Fireflies
3. My Neighbor Totoro
4. Kiki’s Delivery Service
5. Porco Rosso
6. Pom Poko
7. Whisper of the Heart
8. Princess Mononoke
9. My Neighbors the Yamadas
10. Spirited Away
11. The Cat Returns
12. Howl’s Moving Castle
13. Tales From Earthsea
14. Ponyo
15. The Secret World of Arrietty
16. From Up on Poppy Hill

@blessdrake

superensalada:

socialjusticeissue:

afloweroutofstone:

callese:

As someone who has personally had to take those calls, they do matter. It just doesn’t matter what you say in the call: the only way your calls actually reach the politician is a tally sheet of each call received on different topics. End of the day/week, the politician gets told “you had X many calls about people wanting you to do this, Y many calls about people wanting you to do this, etc.”

Individual calls matter little, but if they get tons of calls on one topic then they take it seriously. The example above was probably during a time where the office was flooded with so many calls at once that they took the phones off the hook, which actually means that calls are working especially well. When the phones are blowing up, everyone in the office notices.

The best call to your representative does not involve you making an impassioned and well-argued case, because you’re probably talking to an intern. The most effective call you can make takes 15 seconds: “I am from [place in your district] and I am very pissed about [topic].”

OI. PEOPLE IN THE THREAD. CAN WE REBLOG THIS VERSION PLEASE. DON’T STOP MAKING CALLS.

But also as another person further up says, don’t let your activism start and stop with phone calls either.

cop-disliker69:

Anti-Authoritarian Collective of Ukraine’s Territorial Defense Forces Releases New Manifesto

inky-duchess:

Fantasy Guide to Architecture

This post has been waiting on the back burner for weeks and during this time of quarantine, I have decided to tackle it. This is probably the longest post I have ever done. I is very tired and hope that I have covered everything from Ancient times to the 19th Century, that will help you guys with your worldbuilding.

Materials

What you build with can be determined by the project you intend, the terrain you build on and the availability of the material. It is one characteristic that we writers can take some some liberties with.

• Granite: Granite is an stone formed of Igneous activity near a fissure of the earth or a volcano. Granites come in a wide range of colour, most commonly white, pink, or grey depending on the minerals present. Granite is hard and a durable material to build with. It can be built with without being smoothed but it looks bitchin’ and shiny all polished up.
• Marble: Probably everyone’s go to materials for building grand palaces and temples. Marble is formed when great pressure is placed on limestone. Marble can be easily damaged over time by rain as the calcium in the rock dissolves with the chemicals found in rain. Marble comes in blue, white, green, black, white, red, gray and yellow. Marble is an expensive material to build with, highly sought after for the most important buildings. Marble is easy to carve and shape and polishes to a high gleam. Marble is found at converging plate boundaries.
• Obsidian: Obsidian is probably one of the most popular stones mentioned in fantasy works. Obsidian is an igneous rock formed of lava cooling quickly on the earth’s surfaces. Obsidian is a very brittle and shiny stone, easy to polish but not quite a good building material but a decorative one.
• Limestone: Limestone is made of fragments of marine fossils. Limestone is one of the oldest building materials. Limestone is an easy material to shape but it is easily eroded by rain which leads most limestone monuments looking weathered.
• Concrete: Concrete has been around since the Romans. Concrete is formed when aggregate (crushed limstone, gravel or granite mixed with fine dust and sand) is mixed with water. Concrete can be poured into the desired shape making it a cheap and easy building material.
• Brick: Brick was one of history’s most expensive materials because they took so long to make. Bricks were formed of clay, soil, sand, and lime or concrete and joined together with mortar. The facade of Hampton Court Palace is all of red brick, a statement of wealth in the times.
• Glass: Glass is formed of sand heated until it hardens. Glass is an expensive material and for many years, glass could not be found in most buildings as having glass made was very expensive.
• Plaster: Plaster is made from gypsum and lime mixed with water. It was used for decoration purposes and to seal walls. A little known fact, children. Castle walls were likely painted with plaster or white render on the interior.
• Wattle and Daub: Wattle and daub is a building material formed of woven sticks cemented with a mixture of mud, one of the most common and popular materials throughout time.

Building terms

• Arcade: An arcade is a row of arches, supported by columns.
• Arch: An arch is a curved feature built to support weight often used for a window or doorway.
• Mosaic: Mosaics are a design element that involves using pieces of coloured glass and fitted them together upon the floor or wall to form images.
• Frescos: A design element of painting images upon wet plaster.
• Buttress: A structure built to reinforce and support a wall.
• Column: A column is a pillar of stone or wood built to support a ceiling. We will see more of columns later on.
• Eave: Eaves are the edges of overhanging roofs built to allow eater to run off.
• Vaulted Ceiling: The vaulted ceilings is a self-supporting arched ceiling, than spans over a chamber or a corridor.
• Colonnade: A colonnade is a row of columns joined the entablature.
• Entablature: a succession of bands laying atop the tops of columns.
• Bay Window: The Bay Window is a window projecting outward from a building.
• Courtyard/ Atrium/ Court: The courtyard is an open area surrounded by buildings on all sides
• Dome: The dome resembles a hollow half of a sphere set atop walls as a ceiling.
• Façade: the exterior side of a building
• Gable: The gable is a triangular part of a roof when two intersecting roof slabs meet in the middle.
• Hyphen: The hyphen is a smaller building connecting between two larger structures.

Now, let’s look at some historical building styles and their characteristics of each Architectural movement.

Classical Style

The classical style of Architecture cannot be grouped into just one period. We have five: Doric (Greek), Ionic (Greek), Corinthian (Greek), Tuscan (Roman) and Composite (Mixed).

• Doric: Doric is the oldest of the orders and some argue it is the simplest. The columns of this style are set close together, without bases and carved with concave curves called flutes. The capitals (the top of the column) are plain often built with a curve at the base called an echinus and are topped by a square at the apex called an abacus. The entablature is marked by frieze of vertical channels/triglyphs. In between the channels would be detail of carved marble. The Parthenon in Athens is your best example of Doric architecture.
• Ionic: The Ionic style was used for smaller buildings and the interiors. The columns had twin volutes, scroll-like designs on its capital. Between these scrolls, there was a carved curve known as an egg and in this style the entablature is much narrower and the frieze is thick with carvings. The example of Ionic Architecture is the Temple to Athena Nike at the Athens Acropolis.
• Corinthian: The Corinthian style has some similarities with the Ionic order, the bases, entablature and columns almost the same but the capital is more ornate its base, column, and entablature, but its capital is far more ornate, commonly carved with depictions of acanthus leaves. The style was more slender than the others on this list, used less for bearing weight but more for decoration. Corinthian style can be found along the top levels of the Colosseum in Rome.
• Tuscan: The Tuscan order shares much with the Doric order, but the columns are un-fluted and smooth. The entablature is far simpler, formed without triglyphs or guttae. The columns are capped with round capitals.
• Composite: This style is mixed. It features the volutes of the Ionic order and the capitals of the Corinthian order. The volutes are larger in these columns and often more ornate. The column’s capital is rather plain. for the capital, with no consistent differences to that above or below the capital.

Islamic Architecture

Islamic architecture is the blanket term for the architectural styles of the buildings most associated with the eponymous faith. The style covers early Islamic times to the present day. Islamic Architecture has some influences from Mesopotamian, Roman, Byzantine, China and the Mongols.

• Paradise garden: As gardens are an important symbol in Islam, they are very popular in most Islamic-style buildings. The paradise gardens are commonly symmetrical and often enclosed within walls. The most common style of garden is split into four rectangular with a pond or water feature at the very heart. Paradise gardens commonly have canals, fountains, ponds, pools and fruit trees as the presence of water and scent is essential to a paradise garden.
• Sehan: The Sehan is a traditional courtyard. When built at a residence or any place not considered to be a religious site, the sehan is a private courtyard. The sehan will be full of flowering plants, water features snd likely surrounded by walls. The space offers shade, water and protection from summer heat. It was also an area where women might cast off their hijabs as the sehan was considered a private area and the hijab was not required. A sehan is also the term for a courtyard of a mosque. These courtyards would be surrounded by buildings on all sides, yet have no ceiling, leaving it open to the air. Sehans will feature a cleansing pool at the centre, set under a howz, a pavilion to protect the water. The courtyard is used for rituals but also a place of rest and gathering.
• Hypostyle Hall: The Hypostyle is a hall, open to the sky and supported by columns leading to a reception hall off the main hall to the right.
• Muqarnas : Muqarnas is a type of ornamentation within a dome or a half domed, sometimes called a “honeycomb”, or “stalactite” vaulted ceiling. This would be cast from stone, wood, brick or stucco, used to ornament the inside of a dome or cupola. Muqarnas are used to create transitions between spaces, offering a buffer between the spaces.

African Architecture

African Architecture is a very mixed bag and more structurally different and impressive than Hollywood would have you believe. Far beyond the common depictions of primitive buildings, the African nations were among the giants of their time in architecture, no style quite the same as the last but just as breathtaking.

• Somali architecture: The Somali were probably had one of Africa’s most diverse and impressive architectural styles. Somali Architecture relies heavy on masonry, carving stone to shape the numerous forts, temples, mosques, royal residences, aqueducts and towers. Islamic architecture was the main inspiration for some of the details of the buildings. The Somali used sun-dried bricks, limestone and many other materials to form their impressive buildings, for example the burial monuments called taalo
• Ashanti Architecture: The Ashanti style can be found in present day Ghana. The style incorporates walls of plaster formed of mud and designed with bright paint and buildings with a courtyard at the heart, not unlike another examples on this post. The Ashanti also formed their buildings of the favourite method of wattle and daub.
• Afrikaner Architecture: This is probably one of the oddest architectural styles to see. Inspired by Dutch settlers (squatters), the buildings of the colony (planters/squatters) of South Africa took on a distinctive Dutch look but with an Afrikaner twist to it making it seem both familiar and strange at the same time.
• Rwandan Architecture: The Rwandans commonly built of hardened clay with thatched roofs of dried grass or reeds. Mats of woven reeds carpeted the floors of royal abodes. These residences folded about a large public area known as a karubanda and were often so large that they became almost like a maze, connecting different chambers/huts of all kinds of uses be they residential or for other purposes.
• Aksumite Architecture: The Aksumite was an Empire in modern day Ethiopia. The Aksumites created buildings from stone, hewn into place. One only has to look at the example of Bete Medhane Alem to see how imposing it was.
• Yoruba Architecture: Yoruba Architecture was made by earth cured until it hardened enough to form into walls, or they used wattle and daub, roofed by timbers slats coated in woven grass or leaves. Each unit divided up parts of the buildings from facilities to residences, all with multiple entrances, connected together.
• Igbo Architecture: The Igbo style follows some patterns of the Yoruba architecture, excepting that there are no connected walls and the spacing is not so equal. The closer a unit was to the centre, the more important inhabitants were.
• Hausa architecture: Hausa Architecture was formed of monolithic walls coated in plaster. The ceilings and roof of the buildings were in the shape of small domes and early vaulted ceilings of stripped timber and laterite. Hausa Architecture features a single entrance into the building and circular walls.
• Nubian Architecture: Nubia, in modern day Ethiopia, was home to the Nubians who were one of the world’s most impressive architects at the beginning of the architecture world and probably would be more talked about if it weren’t for the Egyptians building monuments only up the road. The Nubians were famous for building the speos, tall tower-like spires carved of stone. The Nubians used a variety of materials and skills to build, for example wattle and daub and mudbrick. The Kingdom of Kush, the people who took over the Nubian Empire was a fan of Egyptian works even if they didn’t like them very much. The Kushites began building pyramid-like structures such at the sight of Gebel Barkal
• Egyptian Architecture: The Egyptians were the winners of most impressive buildings for s good while. Due to the fact that Egypt was short on wood, Ancient Egyptians returned to building with limestone, granite, mudbrick, sandstone which were commonly painted with bright murals of the gods along with some helpful directions to Anubis’s crib. The Egyptians are of course famous for their pyramids but lets not just sit on that bandwagon. Egyptian Architecture sported all kinds of features such as columns, piers, obelisks and carving buildings out of cliff faces as we see at Karnak. The Egyptians are cool because they mapped out their buildings in such a way to adhere to astrological movements meaning on special days if the calendar the temple or monuments were in the right place always. The Egyptians also only build residences on the east bank of the Nile River, for the opposite bank was meant for the dead. The columns of Egyptian where thicker, more bulbous and often had capitals shaped like bundles of papyrus reeds.

Chinese Architecture

Chinese Architecture is probably one of the most recognisable styles in the world. The grandness of Chinese Architecture is imposing and beautiful, as classical today as it was hundreds of years ago.

• The Presence of Wood: As China is in an area where earthquakes are common, most of the buildings are were build of wood as it was easy to come across and important as the Ancient Chinese wanted a connection to nature in their homes.
• Overhanging Roofs: The most famous feature of the Chinese Architectural style are the tiled roofs, set with wide eaves and upturned corners. The roofs were always tiled with ceramic to protect wood from rotting. The eaves often overhung from the building providing shade.
• Symmetrical Layouts: Chinese Architecture is symmetrical. Almost every feature is in perfect balance with its other half.
• Fengshui: Fengshui are philosophical principles of how to layout buildings and towns according to harmony lain out in Taoism. This ensured that the occupants in the home where kept in health, happiness, wealth and luck.
• One-story:As China is troubled by earthquakes and wood is not a great material for building multi-storied buildings, most Chinese buildings only rise a single floor. Richer families might afford a second floor but the single stories compounds were the norm.
• Orientation: The Ancient Chinese believed that the North Star marked out Heaven. So when building their homes and palaces, the northern section was the most important part of the house and housed the heads of the household.
• Courtyards: The courtyard was the most important area for the family within the home. The courtyard or siheyuan are often built open to the sky, surrounded by verandas on each side.

Japanese Architecture

Japanese Architecture is famous for its delicacy, smooth beauty and simplistic opulence. Japanese Architecture has been one of the world’s most recognisable styles, spanning thousands of years.

• Wood as a Common Material: As with the Chinese, the most popular material used by the Japanese is wood. Stone and other materials were not often used because of the presence of earthquakes. Unlike Chinese Architecture, the Japanese did not paint the wood, instead leaving it bare so show the grain.
• Screens and sliding doors: The shoji and fusuma are the screens and sliding doors are used in Japanese buildings to divide chambers within the house. The screens were made of light wood and thin parchment, allowing light through the house. The screens and sliding doors were heavier when they where used to shutter off outside features.
• Tatami: Tatami mats are used within Japanese households to blanket the floors. They were made of rice straw and rush straw, laid down to cushion the floor.
• Verandas: It is a common feature in older Japanese buildings to see a veranda along the outside of the house. Sometimes called an engawa, it acted as an outdoor corridor, often used for resting in.
• Genkan: The Genkan was a sunken space between the front door and the rest of the house. This area is meant to separate the home from the outside and is where shoes are discarded before entering.
• Nature: As both the Shinto and Buddhist beliefs are great influences upon architecture, there is a strong presence of nature with the architecture. Wood is used for this reason and natural light is prevalent with in the home. The orientation is meant to reflect the best view of the world.

Indian Architecture

India is an architectural goldmine. There are dozens of styles of architecture in the country, some spanning back thousands of years, influenced by other cultures making a heady stew of different styles all as beautiful and striking as the last.

• Mughal Architecture: The Mughal architecture blends influences from Islamic, Persian along with native Indian. It was popular between the 16th century -18th century when India was ruled by Mughal Emperors. The Taj Mahal is the best example of this.
• Indo-Saracenic Revival Architecture: Indo Saracenic Revival mixes classical Indian architecture, Indo-Islamic architecture, neo-classical and Gothic revival of the 1800s.
• Cave Architecture: The cave architecture is probably one of the oldest and most impressive styles of Indian architecture. In third century BC, monks carved temples and buildings into the rock of caves.
• Rock-Cut Architecture: The Rock-cut is similar to the cave style, only that the rock cut is carved from a single hunk of natural rock, shaped into buildings and sprawling temples, all carved and set with statues.
• Vesara Architecture: Vesara style prevalent in medieval period in India. It is a mixture of the Dravida and the Nagara styles. The tiers of the Vesara style are shorter than the other styles.
• Dravidian Architecture: The Dravidian is the southern temple architectural style. The Kovils are an example of prime Dravidian architecture. These monuments are of carved stone, set up in a step like towers like with statues of deities and other important figures adorning them.
• Kalinga Architecture: The Kalinga style is the dominant style in the eastern Indian provinces. The Kalinga style is famous for architectural stipulations, iconography and connotations and heavy depictions of legends and myths.
• Sikh Architecture: Sikh architecture is probably the most intricate and popular of the styles here. Sikh architecture is famous for its soft lines and details.

Romanesque (6th -11th century/12th)

Romanesque Architecture is a span between the end of Roman Empire to the Gothic style. Taking inspiration from the Roman and Byzantine Empires, the Romanesque period incorporates many of the styles.

• Rounded arches: It is here that we see the last of the rounded arches famous in the classical Roman style until the Renaissance. The rounded arches are very popular in this period especially in churches and cathedrals. The rounded arches were often set alongside each other in continuous rows with columns in between.
• Details: The most common details are carved floral and foliage symbols with the stonework of the Romanesque buildings. Cable mouldings or twisted rope-like carvings would have framed doorways.
• Pillars: The Romanesque columns is commonly plainer than the classical columns, with ornate captials and plain bases. Most columns from this time are rather thick and plain.
• Barrel Vaults: A barrel vaulted ceiling is formed when a curved ceiling or a pair of curves (in a pointed ceiling). The ceiling looks rather like half a tunnel, completely smooth and free of ribs, stone channels to strengthen the weight of the ceiling.
• Arcading: An arcade is a row of arches in a continual row, supported by columns in a colonnade. Exterior arcades acted as a sheltered passage whilst inside arcades or blind arcades, are set against the wall the arches bricked, the columns and arches protruding from the wall.

Gothic Architecture (12th Century - 16th Century)

The Gothic Architectural style is probably one of the beautiful of the styles on this list and one of most recognisable. The Gothic style is a dramatic, opposing sight and one of the easiest to describe.

• Pointed arch: The Gothic style incorporates pointed arches, in the windows and doorways. The arches were likely inspired by pre-Islamic architecture in the east.
• Ribbed vault: The ribbed vault of the Gothic age was constructed of pointed arches. The trick with the ribbed vaulted ceiling, is that the pointed arches and channels to bear the weight of the ceiling.
• Buttresses: The flying buttress is designed to support the walls. They are similar to arches and are connected to counter-supports fixed outside the walls.
• Stained-Glass Window: This is probably one of the most recognisable and beautiful of the Gothic features. They can be set in round rose windows or in the pointed arches.

Renaissance Architecture (15th Century- 17th Century)

Renaissance architecture was inspired by Ancient Roman and Greek Architecture. Renaissance Architecture is Classical on steroids but has its own flare. The Renaissance was a time for colour and grandeur.

• Columns and pilasters: Roman and Greek columns were probably the greatest remix of the Renaissance period. The architecture of this period incorporated the five orders of columns are used: Tuscan, Doric, Ionic, Corinthian and Composite. The columns were used to hold up a structure, support ceilings and adorn facades. Pilasters were columns within a chamber, lining the walls for pure decoration purposes.
• Arches: Arches are rounded in this period, having a more natural semi-circular shape at its apex. Arches were a favourite feature of the style, used in windows, arcades or atop columns.
• Cupola: Is a small dome-like tower atop a bigger dome or a rooftop meant to allow light and air into the chamber beneath.
• Vaulted Ceiling/Barrel Vault: Renaissance vaulted ceilings do not have ribs. Instead they are semi-circular in shape, resting upon a square plain rather than the Gothic preference of rectangular. The barrel vault held by its own weight and would likely be coated in plaster and painted.
• Domes: The dome is the architectural feature of the Renaissance. The ceiling curves inwards as it rises, forming a bowl like shape over the chamber below. The dome’s revival can be attributed to Brunelleschi and the Herculean feat of placing a dome on the Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore. The idea was later copied by Bramante who built St. Peter’s Basilica.
• Frescos: To decorate the insides of Renaissance buildings, frescos (the art of applying wet paint to plaster as it dries) were used to coat the walls and ceilings of the buildings. The finest frescos belong to Michelangelo in the Sistine Chapel.

Baroque (1625–1750)

Baroque incorporates some key features of Renaissance architecture, such as those nice columns and domes we saw earlier on. But Baroque takes that to the next level. Everything is higher, bigger, shinier, brighter and more opulent. Some key features of Baroque palaces and buildings would be:

• Domes: These domes were a common feature, left over from the Renaissance period. Why throw out a perfectly good bubble roof, I ask you? But Baroque domes were of course, grander. Their interiors were were nearly always painted or gilded, so it drew the eye upwards which is basically the entire trick with Baroque buildings. Domes were not always round in this building style and Eastern European buildings in Poland and Ukraine for example sport pear-shaped domes.
• Solomonic columns: Though the idea of columns have been about for years but the solomonic columns but their own twist on it. These columns spiral from beginning to end, often in a s-curved pattern.
• Quadratura: Quadratura was the practice of painting the ceilings and walls of a Baroque building with trompe-l'oeil. Most real life versions of this depict angels and gods in the nude. Again this is to draw the eye up.
• Mirrors: Mirrors came into popularity during this period as they were a cool way to create depth and light in a chamber. When windows faced the mirrors on the wall, it creates natural light and generally looks bitchin’. Your famous example is the Hall of Mirrors at the Palace of Versailles.
• Grand stairways: The grand sweeping staircases became popular in this era, often acting as the centre piece in a hall. The Baroque staircase would be large and opulent, meant for ceremonies and to smoother guests in grandeur.
• Cartouche: The cartouche is a design that is created to add some 3D effect to the wall, usually oval in shape with a convex surface and edged with scrollwork. It is used commonly to outline mirrors on the wall or crest doorways just to give a little extra opulence.

Neoclassical (1750s-19th century)

The Neoclassical Period involved grand buildings inspired by the Greek orders, the most popular being the Doric. The main features of Neoclassical architecture involve the simple geometric lines, columns, smooth walls, detailing and flat planed surfaces. The bas-reliefs of the Neoclassical style are smoother and set within tablets, panels and friezes. St. Petersburg is famous for the Neoclassical styles brought in under the reign of Catherine the Great.

Greek Revival (late 18th and early 19th century)

As travel to other nations became easier in this time period, they became to get really into the Ancient Greek aesthetic. During this architectural movement they brought back the gabled roof, the columns and the entablature. The Greek Revival was more prevalent in the US after the Civil War and in Northern Europe.

Hope this helps somewhat@marril96

allahrakhii:

Prince Khalid von Riegan and the Epic of Racism from the Fandom

Here we go, lads. Every year I make a post like this, out of the goodness of my *insert slur here* heart. I know I always try to be somewhat coherent and factual, but just going through fe3h twitter makes my blood pressure rise and my head spin so no promises.

I’ve decided this time to approach this differently. Instead of catering to whites and racists of color, since they clearly don’t care or bother to listen, this is pretty much my warning to people of color with brains: don’t come and here’s why. If you happen to be someone doing these things, this could be a fantastic opportunity to learn, but know that I have no respect for you if you think my culture and my life experiences need to be “debated”. I could go into how poorly written other characters of color are in this series, but I’m only going to focus on Claude/Khalid von Riegan. The sad thing is, Claude is actually very well written, but the fandom (and his voice actor, strangely enough) choose to ignore that in favor of stereotypes, cariacatures and just overall racism. 

Also, disclaimer: it doesn’t matter whether you’re a person of color doing this. Just because you have claim to some ethnic bloodline doesn’t magically make you exempt from furthering racist stereotypes, whether you fall under the South-West Asian and North African umbrella or not. An Arab, a Persian or a Pakistani is perfectly capable of playing into stereotypes and self-orientalizing, so your race is not a pass for you to do this. Let’s begin.

(Obvious spoilers for those of you who care)

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narutokinktober:

NARUTO KINKTOBER : 2022 PROMPTS ❣️

A list of winter aesthetics

• Holding hands under blankets
• Listening to old songs and letting them carry you to an another time
• Owning a journal and filling it with your favourite moments of the season so you won’t forget about them because they will become moments from your past one day so they are important
• Picking up a random book from your dusty shelf and daring to finish it
• Covering yourself with tones of clothes from head to toe
• Sleepovers with friends
• Having lunch dates with friends in their car while the rain is pouring outside
• Hydrating and moisturizing
• Drawing symbols on the windows covered with humidity
• Spending your free time napping or getting cozy under your blankets while watching your favorite movie
• Making handmade cards then sending them to your dearest people
• Rescuing stray cats and giving them shelter
• Romanticizing your life by thinking that everything you do is worth the care and admiration
• Reading, reading and reading
• Going to art exhibitions of artists you’ve never heard of
• Long walks alone or with your friends and making up back stories for people you see on the street
• Waking up early than usual when the world is still asleep
• Listening to some playlists made by strangers on the internet
• The agreeable warmth of your cocoa cup between your hands
• Feeling the delicate coldness of the snowflakes on your skin

jukeboxsource:

jukeboxsource challenge

We hit a follower milestone, so we wanted to celebrate with a Jukebox Fanworks Challenge! We welcome all kinds of fanworks (gifs, fics, art, meta, vids, graphics, etc.) and there’s no deadline.

Canon prompts:

• moment that made you ship them
• favorite juke scene
• favorite underrated juke moment
• favorite mic share
• favorite eye contact
  
• favorite quote/lyrics

Interpretive prompts:

• duet
• haunting
• tour
• distance
  
• touch
• songwriting

Fill as many prompts as you want from one or both lists whenever you want. Just be sure to tag #jukeboxsourceand/or#jukeeditso that we can share your creations!

jonismitchell:

I remember it all too well…

cherribalm-deactivated20140609:

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

lielith:

Covid19 Entertainment Masterpost

1. TheMet Opera is releasing a full recording per day.
2. Feature film archive
3. Openlibrary
4. MS-DOS Games
5.  The Live Music Archive
6.  Ephemeral VHS collection
7. Berlin philarmonic
8. Museums
9. Peaches the Mouseby@my-darling-boy
10. 450 Ivy League courses
11. Natasha and Pierre, King Lear with Anthony Hopkins and Much Ado About Nothing with Tennant and Catherine Tate
12. Learn Ancient Languages
13. Livestream from Monterrey Bay’s Aquarium via @hummingbird-hooligan
14. Project Gutembergvia@sailoreuterpe
15. Bob Ross on twitch! via @ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres
16. Classic moomin! They keep uploading episodes! via @flashbcaks
17. Filmed on stagevia@insanityclause (not free and US use only)
18. Documentaries! via @vixiano
19. More retro gamesvia@tickyette
20. Logic puzzlesvia@tootransforthis
21. The Berlin Opera is doing it too via @inkyhands-starrynights
22. Scribd is open! Go read some articles!
23. Fundamentals of animation online course by Aaron Blaise is temporarily free via @imdumby
24. San Diego Zoo! via @fidothefinch

crusty:

crusty:

Flipnote Archive

YO????????!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF MY FUCKING FLIPS ARE HERE DUDE WTF I HAVENT SEEN THESE IN LITERAL YEARS??

Almost every flipnote and every user archived???

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Here’s the full twitter thread. Support them on Ko-fi, I’ve been waiting for this for almost 10 years!!!

thatwritergirlsblog:

Do you want to read a book with:

• Primary and secondary characters from various cultures and ethnicities
• Complex and brave women
• Asexual, bisexual, demisexual and homosexual characters
• Close male friendships
• A sapphic love story between two women of color
• Respectful anxiety and PTSD representation, and
• A badass non-verbal character

That also has:

• Spicy romance
• Epic battles
• Rebellion against the rich and powerful
• Family secrets
• Mind control, and
• Long-lost magic?

Then, my book might be for you…

cypher386:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

seth-the-hobbit:

bisexualbaker:

teashoesandhair:

Now that JK has proven herself to be the jk we always knew she was, here is a list of incredible fiction by trans authors, because the best way to tell JK to shove her bigotry where the sun don’t shine is to buy the work of authors who deserve her platform. 

• The Tensorate Series - JY Yang: four fantasy novellas about the guild of Tensors, magic users who can control elemental forces known as the Slack. V political, v beautifully written. Gender is a key theme but also there are dragons (naga), so there’s something for everyone tbh. 
• Love Beyond Body, Space And Time - anthology: a collection of indigenous sci-fi / spec fic stories with LGBTQ and two-spirit characters and themes. Stories include narratives of transition, love stories, and just good ol’ space romps. 
• The Merry Spinster: Tales of Everyday Horror - Daniel M. Lavery: a collection of fairytale retellings with a spooky and disturbing twist. Some of these are darkly comic, and others are just plain dark. All are beautifully written, because Lavery is just That Writer. 
• The Spirits Series - Jordan L Hawk: a very spicy paranormal romance trilogy about Henry Strauss, an inventor, and Vincent Night, a psychic, whose differing approaches to communing with the dead cause (I’m so sorry) friction. These ones ain’t for the kiddies, but they’re so good and spooky.
  
• The Mechanical Universe - EE Ottoman: a romance series (w a trans male protag!) set in a sort of steampunk universe, where spellcraft and mechanical animation are vying for equal respect. Tbh, everything by EE Ottoman is Very Good And Trans - The Doctor’s Discretion is my personal fave. Recommend 100%.
  
• Peter Darling - Austin Chant: a trans retelling of Peter Pan, where Peter returns to Neverland to find that his place there is now much less certain than it was before, and he no longer belongs anywhere. There is also a romance with Captain Hook, but it works! I promise! 
• The Danielle Cain series - Margaret Killjoy: a duology of novellas following Danielle Cain, a queer punk rock nomad, as she solves spooky mysteries. The first book is set in an anarchist settlement, and the theme of found family + community is prevalent throughout. 
• An Unkindness of Ghosts - Rivers Solomon: on board the spaceship HSS Matilda, the last of humanity make their journey towards the Promised Land. Conditions on board are akin to the Antebellum South, and protagonist Aster is driven to find her way off the ship - if she can. 
• I Wish You All the Best - Mason Deaver: a non binary teen, Ben, comes out to their parents and is kicked out. Their sister takes them in and they start a new school, where their life begins to change for the better. This one is v sweet and deals well with mental illness. 
• Resilience - anthology: a collection of poetry and prose by trans women and amab trans people, featuring work by Casey Plett, KOKUMO, Magpie Leibowitz and many more. 
• Small Beauty - jia qing wilson-yang: a mixed race Chinese trans woman returns to her small town Canada home after the death of her cousin, and she deals with her trauma and grief. Beautiful and sad, and absolutely honest about grief. 
• Little Fish - Casey Plett: a trans woman begins to believe that her late Mennonite grandfather may have been trans, and while her own life starts to cave in, she attempts to connect with him through those who knew him. This one is A Lot but it’s phenomenal.
  
• A Boy Called Cin - Cecil Wilde: a romance novel (so it’s SPICY) about Cin, a young trans man, and Tom, an older genderqueer billionaire. This is not your typical billionaire romance AT ALL; healthy relationships are depicted beautifully here alongside the reality of transition.
  
• Confessions of the Fox - Jordy Rosenberg: a retelling of Jack Sheppard, the famous jailbreaker and thief. It’s told as though a trans man has discovered a manuscript about Jack (who is trans) and Jack’s story unfolds alongside the personal narrative of the manuscript discoverer. 
• Nameless Woman - anthology: a collection of fiction by trans women of colour. There’s something for everyone here - romance, sci fi, personal narratives and more. A lot of the topics covered are very heavy but they’re treated honestly and sensitively. 
• Maiden, Mother, Crone - anthology: a collection of fantasy stories about trans women and femmes. You want a story about a dread trans chthonic goddess? Of course you do. It’s right here. Enjoy. 
• Caroline’s Heart - Austin Chant: a romance between a trans man (a COWBOY nonetheless) and a trans woman (a WITCH). Cecily has been trying to bring her lover, Caroline, back from the dead via magic, but when Roy gives his life to save her, she has a choice to make. 
• The Queen of Cups - Ren Basel: a novelette about Theo, who’s about to set sail on their first voyage. As per their village’s custom, they ask the Oracle to bless their voyage, and she agrees - if she can come along. A great treatise on bravery, loyalty and independence. 
• Amateur - Thomas Page McBee: not fiction, but OH WELL!! You gotta read it!! The autobiography of a trans man who learns to box and asks questions about what kind of man he wants to be; can he avoid repeating the toxic masculinity he fears? 
• Trans Power - Juno Roche: also not fiction! Oops! Take me to court!! Roche interviews multiple trans people about their relationships with their transness, their sexuality and their bodies, and the result is a super empowering and beautiful book. 
• The Shape of My Name - Nino Cipri: a novelette about time travel. I really can’t say much about this one because it’s better to go in without knowing a lot, but the main theme is self discovery and acceptance, especially within the context of a neglectful / abusive family. 
• Pet - Akwaeke Emezi: the children in the city of Lucille know that there are no more monsters. They’ve been told so. So when Jam meets Pet, who definitely seems to be a monster, she has to face the problem of saving the world from something that it refuses to admit exists. 

There are obviously many more trans fiction authors out there, but these are the ones I’ve read and can call to mind immediately. On my to read list are Juno Dawson (who writes YA primarily), Kai Cheng Thom (whose story in Maiden, Mother, Crone was my favourite), Meredith Russo (also writes YA), Leslie Feinberg, and Sybil Lamb.

I haven’t included trans poets here because I feel like that’s a separate list in and of itself, but if anyone wants to add any, please feel free!

PluggingAna Mardoll:No Man of Woman Born (“[A] collection of seven fantasy stories in which transgender and nonbinary characters subvert and fulfill gendered prophecies. These prophecies recognize and acknowledge each character’s gender, even when others do not.”) and Survival Route (second book in the Earthside series, but can be read on its own; in the series humans are kidnapped by faeries and forced into slavery. This book involves a gladiator-combat-and-”reward” type situation, and the daring escape the humans make together) both feature trans main characters. Audio options are available for all of xer books!

Also plugging Xan West, who does a lot more character-centric work: I’ve read Nine of Swords Reversed (Two disabled genderfluid mages are having relationship problems, and get help from a third by way of a Tarot reading), and am about two-thirds of the way through Their Troublesome Crush (An autistic trans boy finds himself falling in love with one of his metamours). They just published a new Chanukah-themed story as well!

Just adding other responses:

The slice of life webcomic Rain by Jocelyn Samara is about a trans girl, Rain, trying to get through high school stealth.

I Am J by Cris Beam. I wasn’t a huge fan but it is by a trans author so may as well add it to the list.

Thank you for collating those responses!!

I’ll also add the following that I forgot to include before:

• Jonny Appleseed - Joshua Whitehead: Jonny, a young two-spirit indigenous queer person, is living in the big city at last. When he has to return to the reservation he grew up on to attend his stepfather’s funeral, the conflict between his new and old lives comes to a head.
• Nevada - Imogen Binnie: a trans woman is dumped by her girlfriend and goes on a sort of road trip of self discovery. It’s less inspirational and cheerful than it sounds; I’d say it’s mostly a black comedy.
• Darkling - Brooklyn Ray: m/m romance with a trans protag! Witches! Necromancy! It’s all here! This is the first part in a series.
• Lord of the Last Heartbeat - May Peterson: a high fantasy novel with a non binary protag. I’m not normally a huge fantasy fan but this one’s a good ‘un. There’s also… murder.

Some others I forgot!

• Robins in the Night - Dajo Jago: an alt historical (i.e. not period authentic) retelling of Robin Hood from the perspective of Maid Marian, who is a trans woman. It’s not exactly a comedy, but also isn’t exactly… not. It’s hard to pin down. It’s funny except for where it’s tragic, and it’s tragic except for where it’s funny. There are also a lot of snails. If you like molluscs and trans heroines, then you’ll like this one.
• Cemetery Boys - Aiden Thomas: this one isn’t out yet, but I’m recommending it purely based on how incredible it looks. It’s a YA novel about Yadriel, a trans Latinx boy who accidentally summons a ghost who won’t leave. Obviously, they fall in love. Because of course they do. I’m super excited for this one and preordered it as soon as the link was available, and I highly recommend you do too.
• Who I Was With Her - Nita Tyndall: this is another one that’s not out yet, but US folk can preorder it from Barnes and Noble (us poor UK plebs must alas wait a while). Tyndall is bisexual and non binary, and this YA novel follows a closeted bisexual teenage girl whose secret girlfriend is killed in a car accident, and her journey with a grief she can’t talk about. It’s going to be phenomenal and I’m ridiculously excited for it. If you can, preorder it!
• Juniper Lane - Dylan Morrison: important caveat: this book is only available under the author’s dead name, because the publisher is no longer active. I’m recommending it (after having sought advice on whether or not to do so!) because it’s genuinely a good book, following a young woman, Mim, who moves in with her wealthy, eccentric aunt after a breakup. In her new, affluent suburb, Mim meets Nadia, and the two of them become friends. And then more, obviously.
  
• All the Birds in the Sky - Charlie Jane Anders: a world where science and magic are constantly at odds. The protagonists are a cynical scientist and a vigilante witch. It’s kind of weird as hell and hard to define - sci fi??? Dystopian??? Fantasy??? All of the above??? Yes, is the answer. Probably.
• Bad Boy - Elliot Wake: Renard Grant is a famous trans YouTube celebrity, but he’s also secretly a vigilante who takes down abusers and oppressors. When he’s accused of being complicit in the thing he’s dedicated his life to shutting down, he has to clear his name and come to terms with his own actions. There’s a lot in here about transition, especially in the public eye, and although it’s a heavy book, it’s pacey.
  
• River of Teeth - Sarah Gailey: Gailey has a few books out, but I’m only familiar with River of Teeth (which has a sequel that I’ve not read). And I’m going to give it to you straight: this book is about an alternative Louisiana in the 1890s where a government hippo-breeding programme has gone terribly wrong, and led to a pestilence of bloodthirsty hippopotami. The cast is gloriously diverse, and it’s a weirdly fluffy read (weird in an unexpected way, not a bad way) so if you’re looking for a serious dystopia, then this isn’t it, but it’s a fun ride.
• Chasing a Ghost - DA Ravenscroft: a Les Mis sequel novel. In this version, some of Les Amis d’ABC survived the barricades, and went on to lead lives outside of their activism. Combeferre goes in search of Enjolras, whom he believes to be dead, and the story unspools from there. It definitely helps if you know a bit about Les Mis before you get into this one, but a. it’s not necessary (it works as a standalone because it’s all set up well enough) and b. you could just… watch the musical… like a heathen. (It’s me; I am the heathen). It also has Enjolras as a gay trans man, basically everyone is queer, and yes, this is ExR. You are so welcome.
  

Tumblr’s very own @natalieironside “The Last Girl Scout”, adventures of a gender diverse crew in post apocalyptic America. Luckily, this was a book about people and their relationships, with an occasional bit of nod to genre or trope. Warning, this is not a light heated run the countryside. I had to stop reading a couple of times, because I didn’t want anything to happen to the characters. There is no drama without loss. No success without risk, no redemption without sin and no forgiveness without love. I can’t wait to read more.

motherof70:

belladovah:

Just wanted to share a tip I know about how to make the Quarter Tile Placement Cheat on all the time so you just have to press Ctrl + F when you want to use it without having to type in a cheat each time.

Many of you may know that adding “setquartertileplacement on” to your userStartup.cheat doesn’t work, so I’m going to tell you where you can put it that does work, in case you didn’t already know!

So, head to Origin Games\The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection\Fun with Pets\SP9\TSData\Res\Config and open up the file called “globalProps.xml” with a text editor, I recommend Notepad++. You should probably make a backup of this file first before making any changes, just in case.

In this file, scroll to the bottom and you should see a line that says:

<AnyBoolean key=“quarterTilePlacementEnabled” type=“0xcba908e1”>false</AnyBoolean>

Simply change the false to true and save the file and that’s it! The Quarter Tile Placement cheat will always be on without you having to type it in ever again! Simply toggle it on and off with Ctrl + F!

Hope that helps at least someone! I was telling my friend @morepopcorn​ about this trick and I couldn’t find the website where I initially read about how to do this anymore so she suggested I should make this post as it might not be common knowledge.

I knew this was possible, now I know how