#geralt jaskier imagine
Geralt, drunk and jealous: Do you think people will ever stop eyeing Jaskier up?
Yennefer: *Takes a long sip of her wine*
Yennefer:No.
Jaskier, extremely mad at Geralt: Sometimes I wonder where that himbo carries all his idiocy and audacity.
Yennefer: Haven’t you noticed his pockets? They’re huge on purpose.
Jaskier: Why would anyone even begin to think of going big?
Geralt: What?! Listen-
Jaskier: Especially when the alternative is getting to go home?
Yennefer: He’s got a point, you know.
Oh Geralt, you poor thing!
*At the supermarket*
Geralt: What should we get for dessert?
Yennefer, : We have dessert at home.
Geralt: What type of dessert?
Yennefer:Jaskier.
