#gerlion
лютик блRть
хотела полноценку, но вышел какой-то диджитал скетч
ждала пока кто-то с высшим скиллом редравнет эту сцену в мем, но не дождалась, поэтому вот
Jaskier: You know, I could have been killed… or worse …
Jask: Geralt could’ve given me another lecture on responsibility
Jaskier writing angry songs full of hate for Geralt and barely even hesitating to hug him the moment he sees him again for the first time? That’s love.
Jaskier’s voice breaking multiple times when he meets Geralt again. This is an attack.
Him trying to make jokes throughout it. Fucking hell Netflix my boy is b r o k e n let him be happy.
“With your swords and your stupidhair”
I can imagine him writing that line so vividly.
And sure, the first few times he sung it there was a lot of venom in his voice, but it’s simmered down and turned into venom with longing laced throughout.
Me squeaking “baby” and accidentally hitting my elbow full force into the wall behind me when Jaskier said “perhaps a broken one” might be in character with my username.
After the Mountain
What we expected
Geralt: If Life Could Give Me One Blessing, It Would Be To Take YOU Off My Hands
Jaskier: :,(
Reality
Geralt: If Life Could Give Me One Blessing, It Would Be To Take YOU Off My Hands
Jaskier (in the sexiest way he can manage): BURNBUTCHERBURN
I’m sorry but “Burn Butcher Burn” slaps so hard. And Jaskier writing an angry breakup anthem is more in character than any of us could’ve hoped for, honestly. I am in love.
I hope I’m not the only one thinking that Geralt is unexplainably prettier in season 2
We don’t talk about this scene enough. Fucking Bitchy Bard Baby.
Like, Jaskier is just full on screaming right at Geralt “Big Bad Scary Witcher” of Rivia’s face.
Rewatching The Witcher again and in s1e3 the whore says Jaskier wrote songs about Geralt’s scars and it just dawned on me that…
First of all: Why have we never heard those other songs?! We’ve been robbed!
Secondly: Why? Does? Jaskier? Know? About? Geralt’s? Scars? In? Depth?
Rewatching the witcher for the second time and being sad during the Cintra scenes in episode one because the breakup between Jaskier and Geralt already happened by then and Jaskier is now somewhere, probably sadandlonely.
Geralt (down on one knee): Will you marry me?
Jaskier (tearing up): Yes! A thousand times yes!
Geralt:
Yennefer:
Geralt: I’m very clearly not speaking to you, Jaskier.
Jaskier: According to Geralt, I am ‘loud, annoying and need attention at all times’.
Ciri: *too good too pure* And you’re white! You’re a cockatoo!
Geralt: *quietly* no he’s just a cock
Jaskier would 100% make the dots above the i’s in Rivia little hearts when writing Geralt’s name you can’t change my mind
yeah
Hmmm….
- Here we are…
I don’t know what it is, but I did it by the way.