Also meanwhile, a weirdass glitch on the phone boot at Public Beach #2 - from across the street it looked like a pack of toilet paper and a toilet paper holder in the shape of a little Dutch girl. (Both bits of CC I’ve had a long time that never acted like this before.) So I sent Marina Lambert here over to check it out and they appear normal from the lot, thank goodness.
Isaiah Gavigan is dating the poorest girl in town, who nonetheless dropped off an abduction-level telescope after the date when he proposed that they go steady. We won’t enquire where she got it…
Mary Gavigan wanted a baby and after half a dozen tries wasn’t getting anywhere. Which isn’t a hardship because I’ve seen the full range of offspring Mary and Nathan can make and it’s not a large or interesting one. But she and Trent Traveller have their usual triple bolts and after one of them checked the other out on a community lot they autonomously started an affair. (Who needs ACR? Not me!) And now Mary has a green-eyed baby boy named Nathaniel. Isn’t that nice?
[video description: gameplay of TES V: Oblivion. The player speaks to a guard in the imperial city. The Guard asks, “Can you tell me where Armand Christophe is hiding?” The player turns to look at the ground on their right, where Armand Christophe is laying face-down. The player speaks to him and he stands. He says “I’m in hiding from the Imperial Watch” end description]
my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to
my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that
hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures
