#got7 mark
Mark: She thiccc but she average you feel me
Jackson: What did you just say to me?
Jackson: I’ve finally figured out who I feel like. Humpty Dumpty!
Mark: you….you feel like an egg?
(Yugyeom and Bam, heatedly discussing)
Yugyeom: If you suck your own dick, it’s not gay. If you suck someone else’s dick, then it’s gay.
Bam, to Mark the innocent bystander: Mark, what’s your opinion on sucking your own dick? Gay or nah?
Mark, bewildered: First of all, what the hell. Second of all, no. Not gay.
Bambam, pondering to himself: Is Moscow its own country? Or is it in India?
Mark: You didn’t — you did NOT just ask that.
Bambam:What?
Jinyoung, yelling from the kitchen: RUSSIA. IT’S IN RUSSIA, BAMBAM.
Cake (Mark Tuan Drabble)
Pairing:Mark Tuan x gn!Reader
Word Count: 212
Genre:Fluff
Summary:Mark just really likes cake, don’t blame him
Warnings:None
In the middle of cooking lunch, you hear rustling from behind you. You weren’t too interested in looking; it was probably Mark trying to find a snack before you finish eating. But the rustling doesn’t stop, and you’re curious. You turn around, and see your husband putting a mug into the microwave and the box of your baking ingredients out.
“Mark? What are you making? Lunch is almost ready.” Mark turns to look at you sheepishly like a child caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
“Mug cake. I found a recipe.” You raise and eyebrow and the corner of your mouth twitches.
“Well, I’m sure you’ll have a great time having cake for lunch.” Mark almost immediately whines, walking around the kitchen island and pulling you toward him with his grubby, batter-y hands. “Yah, get off me, I’m cooking on the stove.”
“(Y/N), my love, the light of my life,” he whines, drawing out each syllable, “my honey-bunches, the Juliet to my Romeo-”
“Juliet killed herself.”
“Semantics. But my love, I’m sorry, please let e eat,” he pleads with a twinkle in his eyes.
You roll your eyes, pushing him away with the butt of your wooden spoon. “Love you too, dork. Don’t whine to me when your stomach hurts.”
