#hellpark
TOKEN: Clyde… knock it off…
TOKEN:You’re kinda freaking us out.
CLYDE: I’m freaking you out?
CLYDE: Oh well that’s a shame now, isn’t it?
CLYDE: Your puss-filled elephant’s foot of a friend isn’t here right now, sorry to say.
CLYDE:And very soon,none of you will be.
CRAIG:Dude, what is your problem?
CLYDE:Oh,myproblem?
CLYDE: My problem is that this swollen, decaying fistula ratted me out.
CLYDE:Rattedall of usout.
GREGORY:Hewhat?
CLYDE:Yes, I heard it from the latrine.
CLYDE:While this “Clyde” fellow was having a break down in a piss-soaked petrol station washroom, his friend over here was raving all about us to the Devil’s son himself.
TOKEN:Wh–
TOKEN:Heaskedme!
TOKEN:Clyde,what the hell are you talking about–
CLYDE:Shut your mouth!
CLYDE:I’m not Clyde, and I wont even so much as thank you to call me as such.
CLYDE:We were meant to bide our bloody time.
CLYDE:Supposed to escape silently through your brainless meat stick of a friend’s portal.
CLYDE:But now we can’t be so silent.
CLYDE:So dumb as to contact anybody through a ouija board, you truly do deserve everything I’m about to do to you.
PIP:(Nice to see you, old friend.)
PIP:(Sorry to see our reunion couldn’t have been under better circumstances.)
THOMAS: Y-you know, we really don’t need to do this…
THOMAS: W-we… I mean we could–
GREGORY:Thomas, I’ve toldyou.
GREGORY:Keep your input to yourself.
GREGORY: These issues are much greater than your feelings.
TOKEN:D-dude…
TOKEN: Whoever you are…
TOKEN:We’renothere to hurt you guys.
TOKEN:We… we were high, did some stupid stuff, and forgot about it the next day.
CLYDE:Oh yes, you’d think that ignorant, wouldn’t you.
CLYDE:You shredded bits of bloodied placenta have no clue the sorts of things you lot have done, have you?
CLYDE:Maybe not to me, but it really just gives me a reason for all of the things I’d like to do to you. Not that I’d hesitate either way.
GREGORY: Then would you just get on with it already, Estella?
CLYDE:Impatient scrotal sac of a decrepit old man.
CLYDE:[sigh]
CLYDE:I suppose I’ve dwelled within this grotesque husk long enough…
TOKEN: Wait, what are…
TOKEN: What’s happening–
GREGORY:I didn’t even know you’d gone off and squealed so soon.
GREGORY: Here I thought I really wouldn’t have to hurt any of you…
TOKEN:You–
CRAIG:You guys killed Jimmy!
KYLE:Theywhat?!
GREGORY:I told you, that was a miscalculation.
TOKEN:D… Damien told me we all deserved it!
GREGORY: Well, maybe you do, seeing what you’ve done.
CRAIG:Whatwe’vedone?!
STAN: Get your head out of your ass, Gregory!
KYLE:Oh my god what is coming out of Clyde’s back.
CARTMAN:Grody,what the fuck.
GREGORY:Oh, I’ll tell you who’s coming out–
ESTELLA:No, you won’t.
STAN: What the hell did you do, Craig?!
STAN:Why are there demons chasing us!
CRAIG:They came from the ouija board, I don’t know, man!
STAN:How do you not know?!
STAN:It’syourfault I almost fucking died back there, asshole!
KYLE:Hewas getting choked out pretty hard, dude.
CRAIG: Hey I savedyou!!!
CRAIG: Stop pinning this all on me!
STAN:You’re the one who kept playing with the ouija board after we left!
STAN: What were youthinking?!
CRAIG:I WASN’T THINKING, I WAS HIGH.
CRAIG:WE ALL WERE!
CRAIG:You were the one who said it was all bullshit anyways, don’t try and act like you ~knew~ this would happen!
STAN: You let a revenge-hungrymaniacout!
CRAIG: Oh yeah? Why does he wantyou so bad, huh?
CRAIG: Answer methat!
STAN:That’snone of your business–
KENNY: Oh my god can you guys PLEASE stop fighting.
KENNY:The guy flipped a car over and almost killed Stan, and you’re arguing about who’s more at fault?
CLYDE:Do you think we lost them bro???
TOKEN: I don’t know…
TOKEN:I mean he wrecked my whole car, I cant imagine whatelsehe could do.
CLYDE:I really want these guys to stop chasing us around, I’m not like some… some olympic runner or anything!
TOKEN: I… Ithink we’re safe…
TOKEN: Guys, I think we’re okay…
CLYDE:Ohthank god…buhhhhghghubuuuuu…
KYLE:What do we do now–
TOKEN:OH WAIT NO NO WE’RE NOT WE’RE NOT OKAY NO NONONO–
CLYDE:AAAAABBGFHFHDBFDGHBGFHDBBBUUUUUUUUUHHBHB
GREGORY:YOU ALL THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THE PROBLEMS YOU’VE MADE?
CARTMAN:YES!
GREGORY:YOU’RE GOING TO REGRET EVER FORGETTING ME.
CRAIG:Dude where the hell are we running, we’re not gonna get away from this guy!
KYLE:Jesus, is that the bridge up ahead already?
KYLE:How fast have we been running?
CRAIG:M-maybe if we cross it he won’t be able to pass!
STAN:That’sso fucking stupid dude, what makes you say that?!
CRAIG:I DONT KNOW STAN, WE’RE ALL KIND OF ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED TO DEATH BY A BRITISH GUY WITH TENTACLE HANDS, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT MAKING MUCH SENSE–
KENNY:W-wait– who’s that on the other side of the bridge?
STAN:W…
STAN: Why does…
STAN:That looks like…
CRAIG: Oh no… not him…
PIP: ᴛᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏ
STAN: Dude what the hell is going on, what did you do?!
CRAIG:IsaidIdon’t know– I… I
PIP:Ohlovely, it’s enough for a whole tea party now!
PIP:And there’s more of my old friends here, too!
STAN: ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ
PIP:How splendid!
PIP:The only one we’re missing now is…
PIP:YES.
TOKEN:E-Estella???
STAN:STOP MAKING UP WORDS, STUPID!
CRAIG:C–
CRAIG: Come on let’s just book it past Pip!–
TOKEN: W… wait–
TOKEN:Clyde…?
TOKEN: …Clyde… what’s wrong with your eyes…?
CRAIG: …C-come on… we need to–
CLYDE:Oh…
CLYDE: Will you shut up for a second, you garnish of a cow’s excrement.
TOKEN:C
TOKEN:Cow’s excrement?
CLYDE:It took him long enough…
CLYDE:I’m beginning to hate the stench of hair gel and wotsits…
CLYDE:Not that I ever enjoyed it all before, anyways…
STAN:Dudewhat are you going on about.
CLYDE:But as I’ve always done, I put up with the wretched stench of another deformed monkey’s scrotum that calls himself a man.
CLYDE: And now there’s six more to deal with.
Estella supremacy
