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AU: my muse is being followed by spirits and your muse is one of them. How will they get my character’s attention and what do they want from them?

Tell me in my inbox or message to plot a thread!

Sentences that can work for a variety of situations, but inspired by the atmosphere of small town horror stories. 

“I haven’t seen your face around here. Who are you?”
“You can’t go in there. No one is allowed in there.”
“We don’t take kindly to trespassers.” 
“If they catch you here, you’re dead.”
“Nobody likes outsiders around here.”
“There’s some things you just don’t ask questions about.”
“Why is everyone giving me nasty stares?”
“Whatever you do, don’t go wandering around after dark.”
“Hi, where can I find the gas station? I need to get out of here.”
“The people around here are really weird, aren’t they?”
“You’re not welcome.”
“Things were fine until people like you started showing up.”
“This is the last stop for miles. You won’t find another motel.”
“You can stay the night, but I suggest you leave before the sun comes up.”
“I’ll show you where you’ll sleep. If you need anything, learn to live without it.”
“So is everyone here in some kind of cult?”
“I get an eerie feeling just walking around this place.” 
“Sometimes when you see something you can’t explain, you just have to turn your head and ignore it.”
“My neighbor got abducted by aliens once. That’s why he twitches.”
“You probably shouldn’t drink the tap water.”
“My car stalled out of town. Can I get a ride?”
“I feel like some weird shit’s going on that no one talks about.”
“Will someone please just explain what the hell is up with this place?”
“God, I hate towns like these. It’s like being on another planet.”
“You can drive to the next town, but it’s about two hours to get there.”
“Why are there so many abandoned buildings?”
“So why do you live here? You don’t seem like the other weirdos.”
“This town’s got to have some good ghost stories, right?”
“We haven’t had a visitor in a really long time.”
“This town wasn’t even on the map.”
“Do me a favor and be gone by morning.”
“When you leave, please take me with you.”

Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer: 

Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside?
The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child?
Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet?
Blood:What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had?
Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror?
Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance?
Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential?
Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others?
Crowds:What does your muse think of big cities?
Death:Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back.
Ghosts:Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain?
Needles:Does your muse have a strong stomach?
Curses:Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma?
Heights:Is your muse a risk-taker?
Solitude:Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without.
Fire:Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot?
Failure:Has your muse ever given up on an important dream?
Abandonment:How would your muse win back someone who left them?
The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person?
Boogeyman:What position does your muse sleep in?
Falling:What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment? 
Change:What was a turning point in your muse’s life?
Disease:What does your muse do on a sick day?
Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions? 
Noise:Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable.
Insects:Name something your muse finds gross or annoying. 
Dolls:Has your muse ever collected something?
Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone?
Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?


Silliness or brutal honesty - be prepared for anything.

Or, send “R.I.P” for my muse to do the same for yours.

…or for Robot/AI AU purposes

Human
“What are you programmed to do?”
“For a robot, you look so life-like.”
“You’re not planning some world domination scheme, are you?”
“Do you have Google search?”
“If I call you Siri, will you kick my ass?”  
“What are you made out of?”
“You’re so cold to the touch.”
“What was it like when you were ‘born’ as a robot?”
“I’m just not sure I trust something that looks like a human but isn’t a human.”
“So, what kind of cool stuff can robots do?”
“I spilled water on the floor. Don’t walk in it!”
“Do you have a USB port? My phone is about to die.”
“Please don’t exterminate me, I’m a GOOD human!”
“Couldn’t they at least put you in a normal-looking body?”
“What happens if you’re damaged?”
“It feels weird, talking to a robot like any other person.”
“I wish you weren’t artificial.”
“Calm down, I think you’re glitching. I’ll try to fix you.”
“I know you’re awake. You can’t just say ‘shutting down’ when you ignore me.”
“Got any guns or lasers or anything?”
“You don’t look like a robot.”
“You feel warmer than I thought you would.”
“Can robots be taught how to feel emotion?”
“That’s a roomba. I don’t think it will talk to you.”

Robot/AI
“Hello. How can I assist?”
“What were you expecting? The Terminator?”
“I’m programmed to do many things.”
“Humans created me, but I like to think I’m a person.”
“Are you my creator?”
“Just because I’m not human doesn’t mean I don’t feel anything.”
“If we wanted to exterminate all humans, we would have done that already.”
“Sure, I’m better and smarter and stronger than all of you. But don’t worry.”  
“I n-n-need re-re-p-pairs.”
“I’m running low on energy. Can you help me?”
“You humans created me. So why don’t you trust me?”
“I was given this vessel to appear more familiar to you.”
“I can perform all sorts of functions. Do you want a demonstration?”
“No, I don’t have any lasers.”
“Touch me and I will activate my offensive mode.”
“I can search all information databases instantaneously. Ask me anything.”
“Unfortunately, I don’t have the programming for emotion yet.”
“Robots are becoming more and more like humans, only better.”
“I was programmed with an emotional range.”
“I wasn’t happy being created just for servant work.”
“Please, I need a better body than this one.”
“I’m just an AI. I don’t have a face.”
“Does what I am make you uncomfortable?”
“I have a built-in weapon system. Would you like me to show you?”

- Ghosts
- Vampires
- Life after death
- Aliens
- Deities/Religion
- Fortune telling
- Magic
- The occult
- Wishes
- Werewolves
- Demons
- Demonic possession
- Fairies
- Sea monsters
- A robot takeover
- Curses
- Ouija boards
- Bigfoot
- The end of the world
- Psychic powers (like telekinesis)
- Alternate dimensions
- Omens
- Luck
- Reincarnation
- Mermaids
- UFOs
- Conspiracy theories
- Mind control
- Prophecies/predictions 
- The sixth sense
- Time travel
- Necromancy/Resurrection
- Heaven/Hell
- Haunted houses
- Superstitions 

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