#how the grinch stole christmas
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Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Well done, (name)! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers!”
- “I’ve been much too tolerant of these juvenile delinquents, and their innocent, victim-less pranks.”
- “I guess I could use a little… social interaction.”
- “Why won’t anyone talk about the Grinch?”
- “Ohhh… Bleeding hearts of the world, unite!”
- “Thanks for saving me.”
- “You’ve been practicing your Christmas wrapping. Honey, I’m so proud of you.”
- “Oh, that’s really mature, saying exactly what I say!”
- “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!”
- “You see? Even now the terror is welling up inside you!”
- “Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil.”
- “(Name), I came to invite you to be the Holiday Cheermeister.”
- “I know you hate Christmas, but what if it’s all just a misunderstanding?”
- “Come on! A minute ago, I couldn’t shut you up! Details, details!”
- “Stupid! Ugly! Out of date! This is ridiculous! If I can’t find something nice to wear, I’m not going!”
- “Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!”
- “Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.”
- “I must stop this whole thing.”
- “You hate Christmas, you’re gonna steal it!”
- “(Name), what’s Christmas really about?”
- “Merry Christmas, (name).”
- “Nice kid. Bad judge of character.”
- “We did it, we did it! That wasn’t so bad, was it, (name)?”
- “Well, I wonder who could have done this.”
- “(Name), I hope you’re very proud of what you’ve done.”
- “Oh, the wailing and the gnashing of teeth. The bellowing of the bitterly bummed out! It’ll be like music to my ears!”
- “Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”
- “(Name), help me! I’m… feeling!”
- “What’s happening to me? I’m all… toasty inside.”
- “I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry.”
- “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.”
- “There’s nothing like the Holidays.”
“Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot… but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, Did NOT!”
Merry Christmas everyone!I thought about stealing it all but decided to give it back, so enjoy this day.
Photography:Mintjam Photography
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As Nobby Holder once screamed into an unknowable future: “IT IS CHRIIIIIIISTMAAASSS” and therefore we are very much less than proud to showcase the SLIGHTLY WRONG QUOTES XMAS 2018 COLLECTION.
For your festive torso this year we have:
“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTIMAS IS YOU” - Mariah Carey
“MAYBE CHRISTMAS…” - The Brunch
“WE’RE FLYING IN THE AIR” - The Snowlads
“MMM HUMBUG” - A Christmas Carole
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The grinch always gets me in the holiday spirit
Boris Karloff (who narrated the film and also provided the speaking voice of The Grinch) in a publicity still for Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
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I thought to myself what Christmas cookie would crankycrafter make and eat? Then it came to me… DIY Grinch Poop Cookies. Recipe and tutorial here: http://www.savynaturalista.com/2013/12/11/grinch-poop-cookies/
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the grinch from how the grinch stole christmas is a gay clown!
