#i claim queue

Dorian: If I die, I want you to have all my books.

Aelin: That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Aelin: Don’t die though.

Elide: I don’t want to be too much of a bother, but could you do me a small favor?

Manon, Aelin, Yrene, pretty much anyone: I’d literally die for you, but go on.

Aelin, at some point during those months at Mistward: Don’t be intimidated, Aelin. Just try to imagine him in his underwear.

Aelin, imagining Rowan in his underwear: OH NO, HE’S HOT!

Aelin: It’s really muggy out today.

Rowan: I swear to God, if I go outside and all of our mugs are in the garden, I’m leaving you.

Aelin: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

Aelin: Humility is key.

Rowan: You have literally been known to yell, “I am a God.”

Lysandra: What’s the worst that could happen around her?

Aedion: Fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity, and death.

Lysandra: It’s just Aelin!

Aelin: No, he’s right. That will probably all happen.

Lorcan: What the fuck Aelin?

Aelin: You’ll have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what-the-fuck” kind of stuff.

Teacher: Your child said a swear word in class today.

Aelin: I’ll talk to her.

Aelin, to her kid: What the fuck, dude?

Manon: Can you help me stop doing this weird thing with my face?

Dorian: You mean crying?

Aelin: But I don’t want Rowan as a friend!

Aelin: I want him to go down on me for so long that he has to evolve gills.

Yrene: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired.

Chaol: But I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Yrene: Oh, well. In that case—

Yrene: Wait are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Chaol: Is it working?

Lorcan, whenever Aelin whines about something: You’re kind of a bitch.

Aelin: And I’m the baddest bitch in town.