#i say things

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no way am i gonna have to buy a metal bucket on homestuck day for the special synthetic dye

hey guys i need fabric dying advice help

pray for me that i am well enough to make homestuck day art tomorrow

hey um is anyone going to do homestuck at AnimeCentral

someone needs to permanently duct tape my mouth shut

theres something deep inside of me that makes me hate when characters have red hair. i have no problem with real ginger people. this only applies to fictional characters that i hold dear to my heart. someone draws them with ginger hair and its like a personal attack against me and im offended. there is no reason for this. it is just the way i am

i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

didnot realize this was such a niche

by comparison, weasley twin oc fics are definitely a niche

rip to me spending more than a decade on this idea and probably getting an audience of 12

oh well








in the interest of replicability: i excluded crossovers, marked simply harry potter (excluding cursed child, fantastic beasts, video games, rpf, etc.) and only put english as the language choice if you’re wondering why your results look differently from mine

it’s interesting that fred has almost 200 more than george, i wonder if that’s because george got a canon spouse and fred didn’t?

charity commission for @hel1anthus-annuus!! thank you so much for commissioning me <3

commission infoin the replies!

So I come back after weeks and avoiding my dash because of endgame spoilers and the first post I see accidentally is that pornhub is intending to buy tumblr like wth happened in the meantime lmfao

Sherlock s4 made me so strong that I am literally unfucked by GoT now lmao.

There is a possibility that I’ve sprained my ankle and funny thing Is I have no idea how lmao

Literally had no idea that after ACD died there was a mass seance held in London to try to talk to him. I mean not surprised at all because grandpa believed in fairies, spiritualism but welp. Good for you old dad.

The scene with Aziraphale saying “Come up with something or I’ll never talk to you again.” While satan is emerging from hell and Crowley responding with zapping him, his husband and their semi adopted son to another realm is so underrated and fucking hilarious, like there is death pounding at door and only thing that can make Crowley become desperate enough is the possibility of spending another millennia of never talking to his angel husband. Not the incoming doom lmfao.

I watched Good Omens and I am so freaking happy that I did. These two adorable husbands ugh ❤️❤️

I keep saying that I don’t like bondage/rope and/or that it’s boring, not unless it’s also sadistic. I don’t know if that’s actually true. I know non-sadistic rope isn’t at the top of my list, but I think I do like some aspects of it. I haven’t actually had anyone tie me up in weeks, but I did enjoy last time, or at the very least I certainly didn’t find it boring. And I actually do think I’d like some long term bondage, like being tied to something for a while, or at least I want to try it.

But for some stupid reason I’ve now said that I don’t like it and it’s boring a bunch of times. Probably some silly thing because other people I know are super super into it and I’m not. I guess I feel like I should, and I can’t accept myself because jerkbrain, so then I have to be totally contrary and negative, since I’m upset with myself for not being a certain way.

And now I feel embarrassed and mad at myself and like I’ve pigeonholed myself to Reaction Junkie and others as really disliking bondage, when I’m at worst neutral, and more realistically, do enjoy it somewhat.

it’s quite sad to think of him as ‘fascinating in his own way’ while he just thinks of me as someone who is simply pretentious

“but secretly, I wish this relationship would end”

woah, let me breathe and throw up, thank you

things I want

* healthy friendships

* cute clothes

* to have enough money to go to concerts and travel around the world with my bff

* the downfall of capitalism

* more cute clothes

I really thought it was going to be funny, but ended up being hurtful, that my friends percieve me as “an actually piece of shit ” is definitely not nice, how the fuck do they think that’s positive and quirky??

what if-

what if I stopped participating in society??

I’m so tired of telling myself that “someday I will”, I want to now when, I want to know if it’s not a lie I tell myself all the time

ok but- when will I stop being broke so I can finally afford my style(s)????

WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY??? HUH????

!!?!!!????!?!!!

it’s sad that she’s so pretty, because when she speaks you realize that she is incredibly stupid too

Mads Mikkelsen Gillian Anderson

making me incredibly

happy // please slap me in the

face istg ughh!!

give me money so I can spend it in clothes and books

I want to go to La Toscana so I am able to say something like “you know? a lot of things are happening here, and not all of them are legal”

currently screaming into the void

me: I usually somatize my emotions, that’s why whenever I feel sad I have an empty feeling in my stomach and nausea

me too: *only reads and watches period dramas that end in tragedy*

piss me off and I’ll start dating your mom/dad

tell your mom I said hi (in a gay way)

kiss women (and sometimes men), reject gender, abolish private property

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