#ikemen vampire isaac
MC: I took 5 pregnancy tests… and they all came out positive
Arthur: Do you know what it means, Newt?
Jean:-gasp- Are you going to have five children?
Isaac, panicking: HOW ARE WE GOING TO RAISE 5 CHILDREN?!
[In a escape room]
Arthur: We need to find the murder weapon
Isaac: I found a rope!
Arthur: I found a revolver
Theo: There’s a dagger-
Dazai: And a BANANA!
Arthur:
Theo:
Isaac:
Arthur: And HOW do you kill someone with a banana, Dazai?
Dazai: Maybe the victim is allergic to it!
Isaac: Who is allergic to bananas?!
Dazai: Lots of people!
Theo: Name one!
Dazai:NO
“OUR NEWT”? You two were married all this time and you didn’t tell me?!
Arthur, with little Isaac in his arms: Oh yes, his mother just abandoned us and left us empty-handed -kisses his head- It would help us a lot if you gave us a coin to return hom-
Lady: Oh, you poor things. Here is a coin
MC: Ahem. Arthur, I just went to the store to buy a juice for Isaac… Why are you telling everyone that I abandoned you? We are not even his parents
Arthur: Umm…because I miss yo-
Little Isaac:Money!
Lil Isaac: I’m bored
Comte, with a lot of paperwork to do: Right, ummm…how about we play hide and seek? I count and you hide
Lil Isaac: Yes! You’ll never find me!
Comte:I’m counting on it
[5 hours later]
Lil Isaac, hidden: I must be very good at hiding
Ikevamp boys in a hotel
Room 1
Theo: Ugh, the bathroom smells really bad. William, was it yo-
Vincent: Oh, I’m sorry, my tummy hurt
Theo:
William: I don’t know which is funnier, the situation or that he is frozen in place looking for a way to blame me for this
Room 2
Dazai, sitting on the bed: It’s time
Isaac sleepily: What? Don’t tell me we’re late for the tour-
Dazai: It’s time -falls asleep again-
Isaac: Time for what?!
Arthur, throwing a pillow: Newt, will you shut up? Its 3 am
Isaac:B-but
Room 3
Leonardo: Buongiorno, ‘Le Comte’. How did you sleep?
Comte: I woke up many times in the night because someone was snoring too much
Leonardo: I don’t snore
Comte: I was about to cover your face with a pillow
Sebastian: You snore too, Le Comte. I daresay you two had a snoring competition last night…
Arthur: We already fed you and changed your diaper. What else do you want?! Just go to sleep!
MC’s baby:-cries-
Isaac: Maybe we should sing them something like a lullaby!
Theo, in a monotonous voice: Rock-a-bye, baby; on the treetop; when the wind blows; the cradle will rock! OH PLEASE GO TO SLEEP
MC’s Baby:-cries harder-
Arthur: This is not working!
Dazai: Obviously it’s because you’re not putting on a good show
Arthur, Theo, Isaac:…
[5 minutes later]
The four dressed and dancing as Backstreet Boys:Tell me why! Why don’t you want to sleep? Tell me why! If I already fed you! Tell me why! I never wanna hear you say: I don’t want to go to sleep!
MC’s baby:…?????-keeps crying-
[After Isaac tries to bite MC on her first night at the mansion]
Dazai: So what do we do?!
Arthur: There’s only one thing to do!
MC:Eh?!
Dazai:-holds MC with his arms-
Arthur: We have to enduce amnesia! -picks up a bat- Hold her!
Comte: That’s enough, you two. Leave assault and battery to the professionals…
Dazai: What are you, made of ice? How can you be so calm about this?!
Arthur: Look! Newt is so deep in shock he’s regressing!
Isaac:-hugging his knees and crying in a corner-
Arthur: Only idiots think they are sure of what they say
Dazai: Are you sure?
Arthur:Completely
Isaac:-facepalm-
Little Isaac:-wakes up and check the time- JEAN! JEAAAN!
Little Jean, waking up: Huh? What’s wrong?
Isaac: IT’S 9:30!
Jean: WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T THEY WAKE US UP TO GO TO SCHOOL?!
Isaac: I DON’T KNOW! MAYBE THEY OVERSLEPT!!
Jean: GET DRESSED QUICKLY
Isaac, violently entering the room:PAPA!!
Jean: IT’S 9:30!!
Leonardo, suddenly waking up: Wha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOU SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL
Isaac and Jean: WE KNOW!!
Leonardo, putting on his pants: GET IN A CARRIAGE, I WILL DRIVE YOU
Jean and Isaac: QUICKLY, PAPA!
Comte, putting on a dressing gown: …where are you going?
Leonardo, Isaac and Jean: TO SCHOOL!
Comte:
Comte: It’s Sunday!!
