Even the caption “holy shit” could not prepare me.
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George W Bush: In contrast, Russian elections are rigged. Political opponents are imprisoned or otherwise eliminated from participating in the electoral process. The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of Ukraine. Heh. Iraq. Anyway, uh… I’m seventy-five… Uh. Here’s the th-
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Striding along the ground toward the staircase is Saccharina Frostwhip. Her cloak is billowing out behind her, and she is carrying her spoon staff. She has a pink crown on her head, surrounded by sparkles. Running up the staircase, axe in hand, is Gooey. She has purple skin and pink hair, and is wearing brown armor and green leggings. The background is light pink, with darker pink tapestries. The tapestries each show a wrapped hard candy drawn in white. End description.]
odin, glancing down at baby loki as he carries him home after finding him abandoned: good thing I still have all those green and black baby clothes from 4000 years ago that nobody knows about but me
*franziska von karma voice* maya fey. maya fey do you want to hear a joke. of course you do you love jokes. you associate with phoenix wright after all. anyway listen. here it is. listen closely. i have not made a joke in seven years but i will make an exception for you. listen. ahem. i still miss my little brother… but my aim is getting better! *crack of a whip, sounds of miles edgeworth screaming in pain* of course really i never miss. but it is all part of the joke. what did you think of that maya fey. should i continue making jokes? marry me
Calisto Yew is truly the only character in the Investigations games that makes sense. All the women in this game are like “omg… Mr. Edgeworth… so refined and proper… so hot haha… I think I’m in love…” while her immediate reaction to him is “what the fuck are you wearing and why do you talk like that. what the fuck.” and that’s incredibly valid of her. Truly the only realistic and believable reaction to being exposed to Miles Edgeworth. If a man spoke to me in real life wearing a frilly cravat and tsk tsked at me and said some shit like “checkmate” I would simply shove him into a locker. Maybe also take his lunch money but apparently the butterfly effect of doing that spawns lovesick lawyers into the Ace Attorney universe. rip to Rhoda Teneiro and Lauren Paups but I’m different.
![[Never thought I’d lose it But it’s looking like I will]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bc2c48dab5d24d63d0eaa10a45086b50/tumblr_oqrs2gcAAK1u90aieo1_640.jpg "[Never thought I’d lose it But it’s looking like I will]")
