#incorrect arcana

Lucio: Amigo, this is French class

Lucio: I’m actually a great comedian, you just don’t have a sense of humor

Lucio: yoU JUST THREW YOUR CUM LETTUCE AT ME

Lucio: *holding an apple*

Lucio: I’m making a thumbhole so it’s easier to beat people with it

Mazelinka: Hey Portia what was that word you and Julian used to talk about eating someone whole?

Portia:

Portia: *mildly terrified*

Portia:…Vore..?

Julian: Did you know that bleach is the best cleaner for your intestines?

Nadia: She’s a Vikings fan and has a season pass and-

Lucio: That’s a depressing life

Portia: I’m like Pepi. All I need is naps and cuddles

Nadia: So I’m just chilling, you know?

Nadia: and then I ask myself what day it is

Nadia: and I think, it’s Jeudi

Nadia: but I realize that’s the French form

Nadia: I forgot how to say Thursday in my first language

Asra: Julian said Perkins should be an Italian restaurant because it has curly letters

Lucio: Add. Some. Glitter.

Nadia and Portia: *in an argument about who is hotter, Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman*

Nadia: What is that?

Lucio: A goose

Nadia: A goo- no thats a duck! That is a duck!

Muriel: What a beautiful purse

Asra: You’re a beautiful purse

Muriel: You really think so?

Portia: You should slick back your hair and become Danny DeVito