#incorrect bucky barnes quotes

Steve: Did you just flirt with me?

Bucky: Have been since the Great Depression but thanks for noticing.

*trying to break into Steve’s house*

Sam: It’s locked!

Bucky: What do you mean it’s locked?

Sam: What do you mean ‘what do I mean’? When I say it’s locked, it’s locked! How many definitions of ‘locked’ are there?

Bucky, singing quietly to himself while fighting bad guys:ᴳᵒ ᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᶜᵘˢ ᴳᵒ ᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᶜᵘˢ ᴳᵒ ᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᶜᵘˢ

a random person to bucky: you bitch!

steve: *dramatic gasp* how DARE you call my boyfriend a bitch i-

bucky: yeah how dare you.

bucky: i am THAT bitch

“Let’s hear it for Captain America!”

aka

“Hell yea that’s my boyfriend right there!”