“the possession is not a permanent link between realities, but in the fleeting time they dreamwalk, they can do irreparable damage to the universe they invade.”
so you know how in cacw Tony said: “okay who’s putting coffee grounds in the disposal? what am i running a b&b for a biker gang?”
this just got me thinking that tony is probably the one who gets mad at everyone for making a mess in the avengers compound
for example:
Tony: *finds an opened bag of lucky charms left on the counter* okay who the FUCK left the cEreal bag oPEN??? now the lucky charms are FUCKING STALE are you kiDDING ME I just bOught them YESTERDAY
tony: *looks at Steve* was it YOU???? i swEar to god STEVE if it was yOu that is the LAST TIME you will eat cEREAL
So I was in my room, eating some dried apricots, and I looked at the bag (it was the Newman’s Own brand) and I noticed that the guy on the bag looked like an older version of Paul Rudd:
but doesn’t it tho?
And then I told my dad, and he was like “oh ya, that’s Paul Newman”
So you know that scene in cacw where Steve says to Wanda: “just like we practiced” and then Wanda uses her powers to yeet him up to the window so he can get inside that building? They practiced that.
Now I can’t stop laughing bc I’m just imagining Wanda yeeting Steve at the avengers compound and Steve hitting the wall at like 40mph. And the avengers inside the building just hear an occasional bang on the wall followed by some cursing and a “try again” or “just one more time”
Then eventually the avengers come out to watch bc they don’t know wtf is going on and from far away they just see this little red white and blue circle being yeeted at the wall
Then nat just starts filming this whole thing and she’s literally cracking tf up
So like, for Halloween, I feel like the Avengers would dress up in their uniforms and walk around where kids trick or treat
First their intentions are just to make some kids happy/surprise them, but then it turns into a really competitive game (between the avengers) where Nat tries to blend in with the trick or treaters and the rest of the Avengers would try to find her (like some kind of ‘where’s Waldo’ thing)
And there’s not even a prize or anything, they just get really into the game, and they reallywant to win
And they’re in full gear, trying to find a trained spy, in a huge crowd of kids in costumes, in the dark
So now you have the literal avengers frantically trying to find Nat, running/flying/swinging through different neighborhoods on Halloween
Imagine being a kid trick or treating and u just see fricking iron man flying above u then Hawkeye in a tree and spidey on a telephone pole and captain America running rly fast/jumping to high places all just to find nat
Plot twist- nat is in the avengers tower the whole time watching them try to find her
