#incorrect clone wars quotes
*Waxer and Boil are crouched beside Cody’s bunk*
Waxer: Hey, Commander.
Cody: Yes?
Boil: Are you asleep?
Cody: No…
Waxer: Could you…
Cody: No, I’m asleep.
Boil: But you just said …
*Cody falls asleep within 0.005 seconds*
Boil: Goodnight then…
Three more ridiculous ways shinies have thought Wolffe got his name
1. He likes to howl whenever he sees the moon.
2. Accidentally spelt ‘wolf’ wrong and so the name stuck.
*Sinker: That’s too boring*
2. Wolfish appetite
*Boost: We’ve already done that one*
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Not this again.
To whoever is reading this addition to the lovely note, unread it. Or else.
Signed Wolffe.
Ahsoka: Can we…
Anakin: No, not today.
Ahsoka (surprised): Huh?
Ahsoka (wait a minute): …
Ahsoka: Did Master Obi-wan lecture you again?
Anakin: No.
Anakin: Maybe.
Obi-wan (walking past): Yes.
*Fox hands out the missions to the other Commanders*
Fox: Looks like you’ve got a favour to call in.
Stone: Huh?
*Report says, “Escort Representative Binks of Naboo safely through the Middle Rim…”*
Stone: On it. *calls Ahsoka*
*1 hour later*
*Anakin bursts into the Coruscant Guard office*
Anakin: I’ll take the latest mission from Naboo in the Middle Rim.
Stone: …
Fox: …
Rex: Uhh, Sir, are you sure about this?
Anakin: Yeah, probably.
Ahsoka: Seems fun.
(They are standing on top of the Resolute, Anakin and Ahsoka want to have a race to the surface and see if they can use their Jedi cloaks as a parachute)
Rex: Not you too…
Rex: *sigh* You leave me no choice.
Rex: Kix, your presence is reque-
Anakin: I DON’T THINK SO, SNIPS TIME TO GO GO GOOOO.
(They jump off the ship as Kix looks exasperatedly at them from the observation deck)
Fives (he and a few others are behind Ahsoka): So, Commander, I want you to close your eyes, spin around and point directly at Echo. We’re gonna take five steps back and then change order.
Ahsoka: Okay…
(They step back and switch around, Ahsoka spins around and points to Echo, while here eyes are still shut)
Hardcase: Did you use the Echo-location?
Ahsoka: I don’t need to use echolocation… I can see your force presences…
Fives: Use the Echo-location.
Ahsoka:TheEcho-location?
Echo: Please don’t ask and just let me win this bet.
Jesse: Yes, THE Echo-location specifically for Echo.
Ahsoka: …that’s not how echolocation works…
*Shinies are sitting in circle listening to stories about Cody*
Boil: And then… Cody span round on his left leg and kicked the droid in the face!
Shinies: WOAHHH
Obi-wan: *takes a seat in circle*
Boil: General *salutes*, we were just-
Obi-wan: It’s quite alright, I would also like to hear the stories.
Shinies: …
Boil: Well, there was this one time…
*Ahsoka is trying to bribe Fox and the Courasant Guard into not putting her in jail since somehow she got arrested and not Anakin even though they were both there*
Ahsoka: I’ll… clean the dishes!
Fox: We don’t have dishes, next.
Ahsoka: I’ll make sure I get snacks sent over?
Thorn: Tempting…
Thire: But no.
Ahsoka: I’ll uhh…
Fox: Well? *Now genuinely curious what Ahsoka will come up with*
Ahsoka: NEXT TIME JAR-JAR BINKS IS ASSIGNED TO THE CORUSCANT GUARD I’LL MAKE SURE SKYGUY VOLUNTEERS IN YOUR PLACE.
Stone (wasn’t in the room but bursts in anyway and immediately starts shaking Ahsoka’s hand): Aaaaand you have yourself a deal, congratulations, and good luck!
Stone: *shoves Ahsoka out of the jail before she can change her mind*
*Ahsoka and Anakin are having an intense board game match, neither are winning or losing*
Ahsoka: Hi Padmé! *waves*
Anakin: Padmé? I mean uhh Senator Ami-
*Anakin turns around and realises no one’s there while Ahsoka sabotages the match*
Anakin (after turning back around and assessing the board): YOU CHEATED!
Anakin: *bursts into his and Obi-wan’s shared quarters* I QUIT.
Obi-wan: Quit what exactly?
Anakin: I… It’s… I JUST WANTED TO BE DRAMATIC TO MAKE YOU TRY TO LOSE YOUR COMPOSURE.
Obi-wan: Want to know my secret?
Anakin: …yes
Obi-wan: I’ve known you for 12 years, it takes a lot to surprise me these days.
Jesse: KIX!
Kix: Wait.
Jesse: Yes?
Kix: Can this wait until after caf?
Jesse: …yes?
Kix: Good, I’ll be right back.
Fox: *wakes up and remembers about the important Senate meeting and Senate meetings only mean one thing: paperwork*
Fox: Am I dead yet?
Thorn: It’s the Senate meeting today then.
Stone: Yeah it’s the paperwork dreading look.
Thire: You could… volunteer to help instead of commenting on his existential crisis?
Thorn: So could you?
Thire: …
Ahsoka: Uhh, Echo, why is Fives crying?
Fives: 7 years, 7 YEARS WHY??
Echo: We had a bet…
Echo: And the loser had to delete their blackmail collection of the other.
Echo: And I won… again.
Fives: SEVEN YEARS OF BLACKMAIL. I WAS SO SURE I WOULD WIN THIS TIME.
Ahsoka: Right…
*Rex walks in looking for Ahsoka*
Ahsoka: Rex, never let me place a bet against Echo okay?
Rex: *should I even ask* …Will do?
Kix: *gets a concussion from a battlefield explosion*
Jesse: WHAT DO WE DO?
Hardcase: WE NEED KIX.
Jesse: KIX IS THE ONE INJURED!!!
Kix: *sounds not quite conscious* Aren’t you both basic first aid trained?
Hardcase: We uhhhhh need to check response time and uhhhhhh FOR BRAIN DAMAGE.
Kix: Please for my sake, just get Coric.
Obi-wan: I need to take a 5 second break.
Cody: Is this an I need to take a break because I’ll collapse kind of break, an I need to take a break so the force can do something break, a my injuries are actually more serious than I told everyone kind of break, an I know where my last cloak went so you don’t need to write a letter to the council kind of break *please say it is* or…
Obi-wan: Are you done?
Cody: Not quite why?
Obi-wan: *passes out so Cody, of course, catches him and drags him off to medical*
Cody: It was the first one then.
