#incorrect fantasy high quotes

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Kristen: Adaine, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep loss?

Adaine: I think-

Riz: 72 hours without sleep.

Adaine: How do you-

Riz: There’s a clown behind you.

Kristen:Got called a lesbian in walmart earlier guys.

Adaine: What happened?

Kristen:I got called a lesbian in walmart.

Adaine: Yeah, but why?

Kristen:I was being a lesbian.

Adaine: In walmart?

Kristen: Yeah it was in walmart.

Kristen:What’s the word for horny, but like, not in a sexual way?

Kristen:Like, I’m horny for Christmas, but I don’t want to fuck a Christmas tree. You know?

Adaine:

Adaine:Do you mean “excited?”

Fig: Going to meetings, writing things down, you love that nerd stuff.

Adaine: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Fig: Just forget stuff, like a cool person

Gorgug: Is there a word that’s between ‘sad’ and ‘angry’?

Adaine: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate-

Kristen:Smad

Riz: Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together so far.

Adaine:Riz, your name’s on this list.

Riz: I don’t remember where I was last Friday night. I have no alibi. I’ve been tailing myself for the past three days.

Gorgug: Okay, I will add on to your “A” to make “at.”

Kristen: Oh, good one! I will add on to your “at” to make “rat.”

Adaine: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic.” So that gives me–

Fig: [flips the board over]

Fig: Riz just asked me why I did something. Like I’m some sort of nerd who does things because they have reasons.

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