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Linhardt: You’re the love of my life, I’d do anything for you.

Caspar: I want you to eat three proper meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Linhardt: Absolutely not.

Ferdinand:So

Ferdinand: I’m in love

Ferdinand: with Hubert

Ferdinand: I’m in love with Hubert

Linhardt:

Linhardt:OurHubert?

Ferdinand:Yes

Ferdinand: … Thoughts?

Linhardt: And prayers

Byleth: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine

Linhardt:Why?

Byleth: I’m told it’s a widely accepted gesture of mutual success

Dorothea: I love it when you two try to impersonate normal people

Felix: [Falls asleep and ends up leaning on Dimitri’s shoulder]

Dimitri: [Wraps an arm around him] [Makes sure his back is straight] [Tries not to jostle him]

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Dimitri: [Falls asleep and ends up leaning on Felix’s shoulder]

Felix: [Pushes him off]

Edelgard: Do you think Professor will make it back alive?

Hubert: Probably. They’re a very difficult person do get rid of.

Caspar: What food group is honey?

Linhardt: It’s classified as raw meat by the FDA

Caspar: What the hell?

Edelgard: Three words. Say them and I’m yours

Byleth: Three words

Edelgard:

Claude: Truth or dare?

Sylvain:Dare

Claude: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks into this room

Sylvain: Screw that, there’s no women here. Sorry, but no

*Felix walks in*

Sylvain: Fine I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know

Edelgard: I did something bad.

Hubert: It doesn’t matter. I have a shovel.

Edelgard: What do you think I did?

Hubert: It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know.

Felix: I did the math. It would take four hundred people to create an iron longsword.

Sylvain:What?

Felix: You know how stories always talk about swords ‘forged from the blood of enemies’?

Felix: I calculated it.

Felix: You would have to drain the blood of four hundred adult humans and extract the iron from it to have enough to make a sword. Forged from the blood of your enemies.

Sylvain: That’s… neat.

Felix: I know right?

Lorenz: We both look very handsome today

Ferdinand: You know, if you had just said that I looked handsome, I would have said ‘So do you’

Lorenz: I couldn’t take that chance

Ingrid: [puts on high heels]

Felix: Those heels are a little tall. Were just going to deliver a message, you don’t wanna draw too much attention

Ingrid: You literally have a sword

Felix:Irrelevant

Yuri, about an enemy: I need you to kill him but make it look like an accident

Balthus: Say no more

[Later]

Knight of Seiros: It looks like the killer brawled him to death and then placed a banana peel at his feet

[Yuri as a waiter]

Customer: Can I ask about the menu please?

Yuri: The men I please are none of your business

Jeralt: So, what are your interests?

Yuri: Your son in my room

Jeralt:

Yuri:

Yuri: The sun and the moon

Yuri: I’m interested in astronomy