#incorrect magnus chase quotes
Alex: I have high standards.
Magnus: [acts like a dork]
Alex: Oh no, he’s meeting all of my standards.
*Alex and Magnus during their wedding*
Magnus: I’ll be your falafally wedded husband
Alex: I want a divorce
Magnus: About a month ago, Alex and I slept together.
Samirah:And?
Magnus: I thought you’d be more surprised.
Samirah: Oh, sorry.
Samirah: [in shocked voice] And?