#incorrect percy jackson quotes
Everyone: oh my gods what do we do???
Annabeth: *steps out dramatically*
Annabeth: *hairflips in slow motion*
Annabeth: *puts on sunglasses*
Annabeth: *dramatically holds a roll of blueprints up*
Annabeth: I have a plan.
Percy in the background: *snort* well that’s a surprise
[Jason and Leo fighting]
Leo: Fight me!
Jason: Ha! Look at your size! What are you going to do, kick my ankle?
Leo:…
[later]
Frank: Why is Jason crying on the floor?
Percy: Leo kicked him really hard on the ankle.
Percy: I am straight-up depressed. Annabeth’s been doing her best to cheer me up. She gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.
Thalia: Ew, it’s like you’re dating your teacher.
Percy: I know, it’s so hot
