#incorrect percy jackson quotes
Annabeth: *listening to music*
Percy: what are you listening to
Annabeth: not our problems
Percy is that kind of person who just goes around camp quoting vines
-Will annoy everyone in the car by saying “road work ahead, I sure hope it does” every time they pass a road work sign
-Whenever he is sword fighting he will just yell “I’ve got the power of god and anime on my side. AHHHH”
-While in a fight with a monster he will randomly say “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me”
-Will just run up to Jason and sing “I love you bitch, I won’t ever stop loving you. Bitchhhh”
-Says “that’s what good pussy sounds like” whenever someone is making Mac and cheese
-Goes to Olympus and yells “I AINT GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL, YALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”
-Stands on beach and sings “you are my dad, you’re my dad, boogy woogy woogy”
-Goes up to Paul “you’re not my dad!!”
-Falls into Tartarus “Mother trucker dude that hurt like a but cheek on a stick”
-Yells “Let’s Mcfriccen lose it” when Nico Buys happy meals for the dead
-Walks into Poseidon cabin, yells “what’s up fuckers”
*The 7 at a themepark*
Annabeth: I got it! Yes bitches! Chocolate Vanilla Swirl with cookie crunch please!
Percy:Boo!
Grover:STAWP
Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!
Leo: C'mon!
Frank: No.
Leo: my girlfriend break-up with me and I’m sad.
Frank: NO!
Leo: it’s my birthday.
Frank: *sigh* fine.
*Later, Leo appears at the camp, sun glasses, mounted on Bear-Frank with a flag in his mouth that says “team Leo”*
Poseidon: Listen, you’re not gonna believe me—
Hades: Is it because you’re about to lie?
Poseidon:Yes
Athena: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Hermes: FORTY FIVE SECONDS????
Athena: NO, FOUR TO FIVE—
Hermes: TOO LATE!