#incorrect princesses of power quotes

Catra: You know, I suggest you get down off your high horse there, Shadow Weaver. You never had our best interests at heart. Look at your precious future Force Captain. Adora found all those plans you wrote down. She knows that you were trying to drive us apart.

Shadow Weaver: That was foolish of me.

[Catra looks at her strangely, clearly hoping this is the start of some kind of epiphany]

Shadow Weaver: I should have burned it all.

Catra: That's your takeaway?

Adora: Catra, get up!

Catra: Why? Where are we going?

Adora: To save the world.

Catra: Oh, is that all? Okay.

Adora during Season 1: Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell’s going on.

Catra: Okay, do you have a plan, or should I just stay ducked and covered?

Adora: Well, my plan WAS to get us away!

Catra: WELL, YOUR PLAN SUCKS!

Hordak: Love is a scam.

Catra: You’re literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Entrapta.

Hordak:

Hordak: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Double Trouble: You royal types don’t have a monopoly on snobbery, you know.

Peekablue: Oh, not a monopoly. More of a controlling interest.

Bow: What are we doing?

Adora: We’re hunting a ghost.

Bow: A ghost. Exactly. Who does that?

Glimmer:Us.

Bow: Us, right. And that, Glimmer, that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, c'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us, no no no, we… we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We… are insane! I mean, who wants this life, guys? Huh? Seriously! I mean do you actually like being stuck in a car with me, eight hours a day every single day? I don’t think so! I mean, Glimmer drives too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again and I- and I-I sing along, I’m annoying, I know that. And Adora… you’re gassy! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic! I mean, you know what, you can forget it.

Glimmer: Bow, where’re you going?

Bow: I am done with this, okay? I’m out. I’m done. I quit.

Adora: Catra isn’t the problem this year.

Glimmer: When are you gonna get it? Catra’s ALWAYS the problem.

Glimmer: Fake ID, fake credit card… You got anything that IS real?

Catra, smirking: My boobs.

Scorpia: Do you want to come camping with us?

Entrapta: Ooh sure! Want me to bring my retractable s'mores pole?

Hordak: Are you talking about that car antenna I keep finding in the dishwasher?

Glimmer: The results are in. I’m afraid you have updog.

Catra: What’s updog?

Glimmer: Bow! Get in here! I TOLD you I could do it!

Entrapta: I need some advice on how to talk to this guy I like.

Scorpia: I don’t think I’m gonna be able to help you with that one.

Entrapta: Because you’re a lesbian?

Scorpia: No, I just can’t flirt for shit.

Double Trouble: You look mentally ill.

Catra: I am. Let’s go.

Horde Prime: Truly, you did not deserve her, Adora. I was so close to having her… Perfect.

Adora: You’re right. I don’t deserve her. Here’s where you’re wrong. She was already perfect.

[The Flame Princess throws a fireball at Catra. Catra smirks.]

Catra: You walked right into this one – I’ve dated hotter chicks than you!

The Flame Princess: That’s all you’ve got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

Catra: Honey, that could be the title of my autobiography.

Glimmer: Am I gonna be okay?

Catra: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.

Adora: Did you just jump into fire for me?

Catra: I didn’t do it for you.

Adora: No, you did it for me.

Catra: No, I didn’t.

Adora:You did.

Catra: No, I didn’t.

Adora: Pretty sure you did.

Catra:No, I’m positive I didn’t.

Adora: Fine, let’s flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.

[Adora flips the coin. It lands at her feet.]

Adora: I don’t even need to look because you did it for me.

Catra: Say it again.

Adora: You did it for me!

Catra: Jesus…

Scorpia: I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.

Entrapta: An ocean is water.

Glimmer: Oh, my god! Do you know what this is?!

Bow: A book? There are a lot of those in here, this is a library.

Double Trouble: Hey, what are your pronouns? I need to talk about you behind your back.

Glimmer:

Glimmer: She/Her and They/Them…

Double Trouble:Thanks!