#incorrect qoutes
D’Artagnan: Consider …
Porthos:Hm?
D’Artagnan:…
Porthos: Consider what?
D’Artagnan: Unconsider, I forgot what I was gonna say
*in court*
Aramis: *whispers to his lawyer*
Lawyer: That has NOTHING to do with the case
Aramis: Please just ask
Lawyer, turning to the judge: Do you think he’s cute Your Honor? Be honest.
D’Artagnan: I may be a fucking idiot but at least I can understand Donald Duck
Porthos: Verbally or emotionally?
D’Artagnan:yes
Treville: What happened to D’Artagnan?
Athos: Well, some say environment, but I think he was born that way
Book!D’Artagnan:*to Rochefort* I have feelings for you
Book! D’Artagnan: The feelings are disgust, malice, hatred, crush kill bite claw claw claw-
Athos:*over the phone* -How did he die?
D’Artagnan: Cats ate his face
Athos: I think you’re confused, I’m asking about Cardinal Richelieu, how did he die?
D’Artagnan: Cats ate his face
Athos: For f- look just hand the phone over to Porthos would you?
Porthos:*taking the phone*Athos?
Athos: Porthos, how did the Cardinal die?
Porthos: Cats ate his face, D’Artagnan knows more about it than I do
Athos: You’re stupid
Aramis: Really? That’s it?
Athos: Give it time, it’ll eat at you
*two hours later*
Aramis: …Am I stupid?
Porthos: Yeah, a little
Aramis: DAMN HIM
Treville: If we don’t figure out this security breach, every negative email we’ve ever written about Rochefort is going to be automatically sent to him
D’Artagnan: What emails?
Treville, reading aloud: “Rochefort’s favorite songs: Creep by TLC, and Creep by Radiohead.” Remember THAT?
D’Artagnan:*shrugs*
Treville: How about you Porthos, does this ring a bell? “There’s no way Rochefort hasn’t strangled at least one stripper”
Porthos: I stand by that
Treville: And you Athos; “Rochefort eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him”
Athos: Well that’s not that bad
Treville: “-P.S. we should kill him”
Athos:Ah
Athos: I have a PHD-
Aramis: A Pretty Horrible Dick?
Athos: …What if I told you there are a multitude of ways to be hurt? Physically?
*teaching the new recruits*
D’Artagnan: First off; through unimaginable violence all things are possible, so jot that down
Athos: Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime?
Aramis: The Queen is very beautiful
Porthos: So are Mountain Lions but we don’t pet those
Constance: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are
D’Artagnan: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
Athos: I like my coffee like I like my nights
Athos:Dark
Athos:Endless
Athos: Impossible to sleep through
Aramis: I’m not THAT dramatic
D’Artagnan: When I asked you why you were wearing a bejeweled tiara last night, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare’s “All The Word’s a Stage” monologue from “As You Like It” and then broke down crying
D’Artagnan: And do you know the scariest part? You were SOBER
Mo: My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.
Tian: We’ve been awake since Friday.
Mo: Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-
Kageyama can be scary sometimes
Cardan: Murder is never the answer
Jude: It’s the question
Jude: And the answer is yes
Cardan:nO
