#incorrect qoutes
Randomly generated incorrect quotes
pt 25
obey me
(two was changed)
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Belphe: Here comes the lightning!
Belphe,whispering: You’ve got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Simeon: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
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Belphe: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Satan: Why? It was important.
Belphe: All it says is, “I’m back on my shit”.
Mephistopheles,shrugging: The people need to know.
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Satan: Fine! Judge all you want but…
Satan,points atSimeon: Married a lesbian.
Satan,points atMephistopheles: Left a man at the altar.
Satan,points atMc: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Satan,points atBelphe: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
Satan,points atThirteen: Lives in a box!
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Mc: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Thirteen: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Mc: tHEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
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Mephistopheles: Are you a cuddler?
Satan: I’m a machine of death and destruction.
Mephistopheles:
Satan: …Yeah, I’m a cuddler.
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Belphe: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Simeon: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Belphe: Not when you’re playing with Satan, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Mc: honk.
Mephistopheles: WHAT.
Mc: HONK.
Mephistopheles: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Chim: hey!! you guys heard the news???
Everyone: what news??
Chim: Buck and Taylor broke up, so be a little gentle on him— Eddie where did you come from?
Eddie: *panting, sweating* I’m here to work again
Hen: did you… run here?
Eddie: don’t be ridiculous
Eddie: I jogged
Bobby: can someone please tell me where my son is? I’ve lost him and I cannot find him.
Officer: sir can I have a description on your child
Bobby: well first off, he’s almost 30
May: I just don’t know if she likes me, you know? Sometimes it just feels like we’re moving towards something and then we take 20 steps back to just being friends or whatever we were.
Eddie:…
May: Can you please say something? you’re making me nervous.
Eddie: This whole conversation feels a bit too real to me and it’s making ME nervous
eddie: I wish my metabolism burned as fast as my anxiety
buck:why?
eddie: because then I’d be a supermodel
buck:
buck: eddie you literally have abs—
Bobby: you know… im starting to regret showing you how a blender works.
Buck, drinking toast: why do you say that?
bobby: you’re going to stop yourself from finding something real… something that you want.
eddie: … you’re right *goes on a date with ana*
bobby: that’s not what I fucking meant—
