#incorrect quotes generator
*Merry and Pippin sitting in jail together*
Merry:So who should we call?
Pippin:I’d call Gandalf, but I feel safer in jail
Aragorn:Legolas, keep an eye on Gimli today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Legolas:Sure, I’d love to see Gimli get punched.
Aragorn:Try again.
Legolas, sighing: I will stop Gimli from getting punched.
Legolas:I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Aragorn:You people already know too much about me.
Gimli:I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.