#incorrect star wars
Y/N: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.
Kylo: It’s a prison cell.
Y/N: I was being sarcastic.
Ahsoka: I’ve never actually seen snow
Anakin: Well, I have and you know, I’m not a fan. I mean it’s cold, it’s a pain, it ruins your day.
Anakin: It’s like Obi-Wan, but warmer
Ahsoka: is this because he said no to blowing up that one base?
Anakin: what’s on your mind, Obi-Wan?
Obi-Wan:murder
Anakin: of who?
Obi-Wan: myself, at this point
Obi-Wan: and why were you struck five times with a baseball bat?
Anakin: because I ran before they hit me six
Anakin: I’m such an idiot
Obi-Wan:
Anakin:
Obi-Wan: if you’re waiting for me disagree, then this is going to be a long night
Anakin: am I going too far?
Obi-Wan: no, no, you went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison
Qui-Gon:*dies*
Obi-Wan, immediately after:
Tarkin: the clones will be a thing of the past
The Kaminoans:
Dooku: how did you find my hideout?
Obi-Wan: with the combined efforts of the Republic, the Jedi, and our men we were able to successfully track—
Anakin: we put ‘bitch’ into a GPS and it brought us here
Qui-Gon: I think I forgot something
Dooku: if you forgot it then it wasn’t important
Qui-Gon: you’re right
Obi-Wan, being left on the third planet for the week: … um
Anakin: listen snips
Anakin: you don’t have to do well
Anakin: you just have to do
mando fights the droids, but a slowed version of “toxic” by britney spears plays in the background
Maul: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Ahsoka: Yes. Absolutely.
Maul: When?
Ahsoka: When you’re right.
Obi-Wan: Who’s the prosecution?
Maul: I am, of course.
Obi-Wan: You’re the judge and the prosecutor? That’s a conflict of interests!
Maul: I object to that as speculative. And I also sustain my own objection.
Maul: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.
Savage: We both know that’s bullshit and I love you.
Ezra:Sometimes, Kanan will ask me “What do you think you’re doing?” But that just means stop. He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.
how did i forget to post on May The Fourth… i am a fake star wars fan it would seem ✌️
