#incorrect tua quotes
it’s been a while
Diego: What’s your blood type?
Klaus: I dunno let me check
Klaus: *literally stabbing his own hand*
Diego: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
Klaus: *licking the now open wound* hmmm
Klaus: *putting his bloody hand in Diego’s face* Does this taste more like A or B to you?
Therapist: Describe how you feel your life is going at the moment.
Klaus: It’s like I’m a slug and God is pouring salt on me.
TUA beach Headcanon
- DIEGO STILL WEARS THE GODDAMN SUIT
- “Tell me that thing is not waterproof” “oh but it is”
- Five is the most reluctant to go
- “If you don’t wanna go to the beach we can send you to the water park” “I’ll choke you out”
- They go to a secluded beach so Luther can be his furry self
- Klaus going out of his way to take aesthetic photos for Allison’s Instagram
- Vanya wears a big floppy hat
- Klaus chases what he thinks is an octopus for the majority of the time
- “Ben I’m trying to track down your cousin!!!” “Shut up”
- It ends up being a piece of seaweed
- Klaus brings a Dora the Explorer towel
- Diego refuses to put on sunscreen as well as Luther
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- Vanya sits and reads the whole time
- Allison refuses to get her hair wet so she doesn’t go in very far into the water
- Diego ends up shoving her and she falls in all the way and they all have a splash battle
- Allison wins
- Klaus tries to make a sand castle
- The key word there is tries
- Vanya tales aesthetic photos of the sky and the water while Klaus and Diego have a competition on who can hold the most sand in their mouth at one time
- Their sandwiches end up tasting like water… and they’re pretty crunchy too…
- Five hates the feeling of sand between his toes so he makes Luther carry him everywhere
- Five asks if they can leave every ten minutes
- “No we’re staying” “I will literally take the car right now”
- Them being extra they decide to go to like the farthest beach ever
- They stop every half an hour at a Dairy Queen because someone has to piss or wants food
- Klaus wears floaties
- It’s because Ben makes him wear them
- They literally stay at the beach all day
- “THERES A BEE IN THE CAR FUCK” *screeching ensues*
- “Why do I have to be here I can literally just teleport”
- At least one person complains about every song on the radio so they have to constantly change it
- They all take turns driving
- “Hey guys can I drive?” “KLAUS NO”
- They almost get pulled over when Five drives
- They end up screaming along to 2000s pop songs while Five broods and complains in the backseat
- Klaus brings a shit ton of snacks and eats them ALL on the way there
- They find sand in their clothes for weeks after the fact
- Klaus buries Diego whilst he’s asleep
- Diego curses for ten minutes after he wakes up
- Five ends up looking for sea glass for Vanya because he knows how happy that makes her
- Vanya and Five also try finding some cool rocks
- Diego ends up pelting Klaus with the cool rocks
- They have to end up pulling Klaus away
- Five has fun but doesn’t admit it (And brings back some sea glass for Delores)
- They being a beach ball at the start but by the time they leave it is nowhere to be found
