#intj humor
INTJs when the government says everyone needs to stay home and avoid touching each other:
INTJ: *something makes their cold, dark, shriveled heart feel something, causing them to tear up*
INTJ: Oh god why am I crying
INTJ: This is illogical
INTJ: I don’t like this
INTJ: INFJ make it stop
INFJ:
I would just like to shout out to all the INFJs who replied to this post. Y'all are truly heartless towards us. I’m so proud
Things INTJs say and do:
- “I don’t care.”
- *annoyed muttering while they fix someone else’s mess*
- *highkey really care about the people they love*
- “I know.” Varying tones. Can somehow be a compliment, insult, and/or a statement of fact depending on how they say it.
- “You sure about that?”
- “Honestly, -insert brutal opinion here-”
- *blank stare into your soul*
- Highkey will fite anyone if given a decent reason.
- Purposely condescending tone when you make them angry.
- STUBBORN
Feel free to add more.
INTJ: *something makes their cold, dark, shriveled heart feel something, causing them to tear up*
INTJ: Oh god why am I crying
INTJ: This is illogical
INTJ: I don’t like this
INTJ: INFJ make it stop
INFJ:
