#mbti intj
ENFP: I think I’m going to do a live scream tonight.
INTJ: Isn’t it called a live stream?
ENFP: *inhales*
Day 30 of quarantine
ENFP: *frantically baking cookies while there are 20+ trays of cookies around the kitchen*
ENTP: *pacing and solving their 121st rubix cube, occasionally bumping into walls*
INFP: *singing “I Won’t Say I’m In Love” passionately to a lamp while crying and acting out every single scene while doing so*
ENTJ: *Rocking back and forth drinking their 35th cup of coffee*
INTP: *Smacking themselves with their PS4 controller*
INTJ: *Frantically petting their pet snake on the sofa* We’re fine
Person: Why do you go to sleep so late?
INTJ, looking off into the distance: There’s no rest for the wicked.
Person:
INTJ:
INFJ: Cat videos. He stays up late to watch cat videos.
INTJ : We have to maintain a cool, calm and collected mindset, and strategically plant out our attack -
ENTP :
To my followers, I am very sorry that I haven’t been posting as frequently as I should be. Frankly, I’ve been running out of material as of late, and I just don’t have any ideas.
Do you guys have any suggestions or requests?
INTJs when the government says everyone needs to stay home and avoid touching each other:
Yes, we’re sure. Stop asking us if we’re sure.
My mother (ENFP): Do you want some of my food?
Me (INTJ): No thanks, I’m good.
Mother: Are you sure? I really can’t eat it all.
Me: Yes, I’m sure.
Mother: But it’s going to waste!!!
Me:Omg mom
INTJ apologizing after an argument:I’m sorry that me being right offended you.
INTJ apologizing for being late: I am so sorry, it’s completely my fault. I didn’t account for traffic and then I woke up late because I was an idiot and- *continues for five minutes*
INTJ: *something makes their cold, dark, shriveled heart feel something, causing them to tear up*
INTJ: Oh god why am I crying
INTJ: This is illogical
INTJ: I don’t like this
INTJ: INFJ make it stop
INFJ:
I would just like to shout out to all the INFJs who replied to this post. Y'all are truly heartless towards us. I’m so proud
Merry Christmas everyone ❄☃️
The Beagliers are here again, portraying the opposite MBTI types interacting together on Christmas! Is it relatable?
All MBTI types are represented here so be sure to read about how you would interact with your opposite type!
Also check out MBTI types during halloween
Have a nice and cozy christmas ☕
It’s Howl-oween! Here are MBTI stuff from the Beagliers!
How would each MBTI type celebrate halloween?
Types: INTJ, ENFJ, ESFJ & ESTP
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An Adventure of INTJ and ESTP :
Hi! The Beagliers are up to something
Eventhough INTJs tend to make plans to get things they want, but still, they have their own policy when it comes to honesty! ESTP Yonyx is having so much fun and thrill with his dad! Of course, they enjoyed ISFJ Japel’s donut. They said its not enough!
Hope you like this MBTI skit. *hope its relatable!
Stay Pawesome
INTJ Things
When you’re so surprised that your friend is trying to put their head on your shoulder that you whack them in the face. And then apologize relentlessly.
Bit from a spoken word I wrote a few years ago about emotions
They’re products of chemicals in my brain
And my mind tells me that they are only products of my brain
But my mind telling me that they are products of my brain is a product of my brain
Is it not?