#mbti things
INTJ, INTP - Someone who can bring warmth to their coldness, light to their darkness, happiness to their depression, but also someone who understands how important the cold, the dark, and the depression is to them and knows how to balance both of them.
ENFP - Someone who takes everything they aspire to be and help them make it a reality, someone who makes them understand that dreams are great but accomplishments are better. Someone who acts like a mirror to them, makes sure they don’t go off the tracks yet, enjoys getting lost within them.
ENTJ, ESTJ - Someone who can bring fun and entertainment to their life while at the same time being able to give them a challenge and lightheartedly compete with them. They need someone who is strong yet compassionate at the same time, someone they can relate to on a very personal level.
INFP, ISFP - Someone who understands how complicated and simple they are, someone who doesn’t try to fix them or makes sense of them but just embraces them.
ENTP - Someone who takes all the hate and highlights all the positives, someone who is able to truly talk to them and challenge them
INFJ, ENFJ - Someone who makes them smile without hiding a frown within, someone who brings out the real them no matter how difficult
ESTP, ISTP, , ESFP - Someone who can ride with them to no place in specific yet always knows where to go when things get too overwhelming
ISTJ - Someone who makes them read beyond the words and helps them see beyond the facts and the rules, someone who adds paint to their canvas
ISFJ, ESFJ - Someone who doesn’t need help from them, someone who helps them find what they want for themselves
INTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, ESTJ - ‘’Your Achievements and Wishes Define You’’
INFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, ESFJ - ‘’Your Actions and Choices Define You’’
INTP, ENTP, ISTP, ESTP - ‘’Your Thoughts and Perspective Define You’’
INFP, ENFP, ISFP, ESFP - ‘’You Define Yourself. Don’t Let Anyone Judge You and Don’t Let Anything Define you’’
INTJ, ENTJ, ESTJ: Scrambling to be productive and finding something to do
ENFJ, ESFJ, ESFP, ESTP: On the edge of a breakdown because they can’t hangout with people
ENFP, ENTP, ISFP: Embracing the lifestyle
ISFJ, ISTJ, INFJ: Reading books/listening to music all day
INFP, ISTP, INTP: Uh… what quarantine?
im bored (can u tell?)
send me like stuff about yourself through ask and i’ll guess your mbti type :))
ESTP - ‘’I tried so hard to be a nice lady, you taught me its okay to be crazy’’ - Lana Del Rey
ESFP - ‘’Eventually, you’re going to die. Everyone you know will die and you will be forgotten. So why get mad? Why waste time? You should live, because as far as you know, this is your only life’’ - anonymus
ISTP - ‘’Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature.’’ - Grey’s Anatomy
ISFP - ‘’Been trying hard not to get into trouble but I’ve got a war in my mind’’ and ‘’I’m not mad, I’m hurt. There’s a difference’’ - Lana Del Rey
ESTJ - ‘’Efforts and courage isn’t enough without action and direction’’ - JFK
ESFJ - ‘’Promise me you’ll always remember: you’re braver than you believe, you’re stronger than you seem, you’re smarter than you think’’ - Winnie The Pooh
ISTJ - ‘’Time flies. Time waits for no man. Time heals all wounds. All any of us want is more time. Time to stand up, time to grow up. Time to let go. Time’’ - Grey’s Anatomy
ISFJ - ‘’No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again’’ - Buddha
ENTJ - ‘’Kill them with success and bury them with a smile’’ - anonymus
INTJ - ‘’So do it decide, is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More compassionate? Decide.’’ - Grey’s Anatomy
ENTP - ‘’Accident is the name of all of the greatest inventions’’ - Mark Twain
INTP - ‘’Perhaps one does not want to be loved so much as to be understood’’ - George Orwell
ENFJ - ‘’Despite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart’’ -Anne Frank
INFJ - ‘’The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you, you just have to find the the ones worth suffering for’’ - Bob Marley
INFP - ‘’The true sign of intelligence isn’t knowledge, it’s imagination’’- Albert Einstein
ENFP- ‘’So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned, just think of happy things and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in never, never land.’’ - Peter Pan
disclaimer: i love every type don’t murder me. every type has wonderful people and complete fucking bitches. that’s a fact. k bye love.
INTJ: cold bitch that just loves destroying everyones’ self-esteem. Therefore ends up being left out of every get-together/party because no one is up for having an emotional crisis at a party (looking right at you infp)
ENTJ, ENFJ: oh wow another cold bitch who enjoys fucking everyone over (as if we needed another one of these). try to, i don’t know, have a fucking heart from once in a while and when you do try and not use it to manipulate others, you might think it’s cool or whatever but it’s not, it’s just dumb and painful
INTP, ENTP: Asshole who sits behind me in science and is never minding his own fucking business and is always trying to ‘’correct’’ everyone else in the fucking room. we don’t need your toxic fucking help you bitch so please leave
INFJ: Oh my god wow look what a mysterious, enigmatic beautiful person I wonder what she’s up to….. no you fucking whore stop being so like ‘’ooo look at me i’m mysterious and you will never know me hahaha’’ you narcissistic whore try and be real for a while
ENFP: bitch who I got in a drama project and didn’t do shit except being an annoying fuck who started talking about shit I obviously couldn’t give less of a shit about. you’re cool and whatever but try and be useful k?
INFP: ok so i’m glad you’re seeing a therapist cuz last time I saw you u were crying at a party but could you please stop talking to me 24/7 get other friends please and stop low-key trying to bring everyone down with you.
ESFP, ISFP: oh who do we have here? is it that backstabbing little bitch who wants to be special so fucking badly and loves secrets and thinks she’s interesting when actually i can see right through her? yes, its her. stop trying too fucking hard. you’re genuinely cool so just be your fucking self instead of trying to be ‘’interesting’’
ESFJ: oh fuck ok here we are in fucking humanities class could you not hit the back of my chair like a million fucking times after i have told you to stoooppppp
ISTP, ESTP: ok i get it like you’re a strong fucking person ok cool fine but stop pretending like you literally have no feelings cuz I see that and it’s fucking pathetic ok? p.s: stop hitting infp in the head with the volleyball ball k thanks.
ESTJ, ISTJ: OK BOI IM MAD AT THIS WHORE. OK YES I SEE THOSE FUCKING RULES AND THE FUCKING INDICATIONS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH AND I REFUSE TO FOLLOW THEM SO STOP REMINDING ME OF SHIT I KNOW AND LEAVE THE FUCKING CLASSROOM YOU WHORE
ISFJ: i haven’t met a bitch with your type so yeah. umm. fuck you i guess.
im gonna get so much hate lmao :/ don’t roast me too hard please :/
a conversation between an intp & an infj
i think you know which is which
i have two moods:
one word replies
or
complete essays on the meaning of life, the universe and everything
I love going to the mall with my esfj friend because she does all the work, she talks to sales assistants and asks things and i just have to smile and nod i love her
Ps. She actually got entp in the test but I’m pretty sure she’s a esxj
Gotta get myself an extrovertedfriend
Types of people - piercings
Tragus - omg aren’t I unique?, party animal, questionable fashion sense, really fussy, always in and out of relationships, ironically calls everyone daddy, posts too much on Snapchat, lives in Starbucks, very opinionated
Septum - is the coolest person you know, takes artsy pictures, can act normal when drunk/high, can never tell if they’re lying or being sarcastic, or telling the truth tbh, refuses to take pain killers, ‘eh I’ll sleep it off’, dude
Lobe - the most dramatic being ever, loves their friends, tryna be a hoe but is actually so awkward, loves shopping, makes stupid poses in pictures, talks mostly in vine quotes, buys the best presents, always knows the gossip
Rook - flippin fearless, impulsive little shit, makes the worst life choices, has arguments every other day, hates being told what to do, stubborn, actual caffeine addiction, only wears about 3 outfits on repeat, messy room
Types of people - oceans
Requested by @la-mort-dans-l-ame
Pacific - feels everything everything far too completely, larger than life, every c is pronounced differently and I just needed to work that in, quirky, has a short temper
Atlantic - very open minded, a kind soul, loves bringing people together, tries to act bigger than they are, really a shy bean, hufflepuff, is actually the most dangerous one tho
Indian - quite closed off, amazing friend, very private person, doesn’t like social media, way more important than they realise, Bengal tiger sharks, those exist., the quietest voice
Southern - argumentative af, likes their space, constantly involved in some form of drama, can be really mean, the cleanest ocean, pollution isn’t cool my dudes, young and naive
Arctic - the baby of the friend group, protect them at all costs, probably really short, some disrespectful hoes think they’re only a sea, won’t stand for this kind of disrespect
- They are literally all hella polluted, try to reduce your plastic use as much as possible
Types of people - my favourite songs
They just have a vibe ok
Teeth, 5sos - the smell of hair products, big hoop earrings, smacking gum, bold colours, has a playlist for every mood, listens to the ‘bad bitch’ one daily, unpredictable, the bad influence friend, backcombing, chain jewellery
Kiwi, Harry styles - rolled eyes, oversized suit jackets, always on their phone, follows drama like the news, always in and out of relationships, bad decisions, loudest person in a room,long Snapchat stories, random outbursts of energy
Body talks, the struts - flirting, smokey eyes, overdressing for everything, hair flicks, amazing at makeup and can put an outfit together like a pro, thrives at night, fancy cocktails, drunk dancing, giggles, heartbreaker, fuzzy memories
Checkmate, Conan grey - whispered confessions, letting the phone ring out, can find out anything about anyone, petty af, is in a million group chats , smarter than they look, wont take shit from anyone, singing to yourself
Types of people - quotes
A golden cage is still just a cage ~ Anita Krizan
Quills dipped in metallic ink, daydreaming, passionate speeches, angelic singing, faux fur coats, wispy eyelashes, furious protests, heeled boots, steaming cups of coffee at night
I wanna contribute to the chaos ~ tfb
Freckled faces, baggy flannel shirts, spray paint speckles, mosh pits, flailed arms in the air, laughing with friends, battered converse, messy hair cuts, dark nights, jumping over fences
Heaven,like hell, is untidy~Carole Satyamurti
Black eyeshadow, impulsive decisions, false pretences, sickly sweet smiles, daunting realisations, masquerade masks, love songs, slow dancing, backhanded complements
Make it easy, say I never mattered~fob
Late night texts, self depreciating jokes, nervous fiddling, twirled hair, notebook pages full of rambling, sleepless nights, loud music, newly dyed hair, ice cream and Netflix
Types of people - pretty words
Vivacious - dancinglikenobody’swatching,always single, on 50 dating apps but will never commit to anyone, bright lipstick, beautiful, patterned dresses, too many friends to keep track of, full calendar for life, distinctive voice
‘happy and lively in a way that is attractive’
Zemblanity - lying to yourself like a pro, shaking your head to try and clear it, wide (and also fake) smiles, avoids social media, doesn’t keep track of the news, lots of friends but few close ones, scared of the future, quiet
‘the inevitable discovery of what we’d rather not know’
Meraki - always working on a project, or eight projects, very creative, loves sharing what they’ve made, bit of a hoarder, knows the right thing to say, liked by everyone, loving, most likely to be successful, very hard worker
‘the soul, creativity or love you put into something’
Alexithymia - getting easily overwhelmed, gesticulates a lot, keeps a journal, meditates and tries to connect with their spiritual side, skeptical of everything, conspiracy theory’s ftw, small friendship group
‘an inability to describe emotions in a verbal manner’
Types of people - tarot cards
The major arcana
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The fool - taking a strangers hand, mumbling in the dark, childish promises, breathtaking naievity, unnoticed potential, carefree laughter
The magician - determined work, self assured confidence, showing off party tricks in crowded rooms, unique manneurisms, self respect
The high priestess - meditation in daylight, instinctive choices, overwhelming thoughts in the middle of a crowd, nodding to yourself
The empress - staying up all night texting lovers, vases of flowers, pet bunny rabbits, crystals and lipstick on every surface
The emperor - powerful voices, structured timetables, post it note reminders, deleting pictures to forget the memories, authority
The hierophant - gentle encouragement, loving vines, lawful good energy, sensible evaluation and healthy mindsets, relieved smiles
The lovers - sneaking out the window to meet strangers, heated looks, hard choices and harder consequences, pros and cons lists
Justice - karma, minor inconveniences, the butterfly effect, regretful longing, derserving praise, unexpected gifts, self satisfaction
The hanged man - complex situations, breakdowns on the kitchen floor, cutting out toxic people, starting fresh, difficult choices
Death - endings, new year new me, pamper days, new hairstyles and shopping trips, outstretched arms and the joy of freedom
Temperance - laidback attitudes, making plans in the middle of the night, patient explanations, evolution of the mind, neutral good alignment
The devil - powerless sobbing, refusal to believe in hope, intense fear of letting go and moving on, blank stares and miserable eyes
The tower - starting again, watching flames dance, strengthening weaknesses, destructive smirks, that feeling of dread in your stomach
The star - hope of healing, herbal teas and soothing voices, blind leaps of faith into welcoming arms, deep breaths, optimism
The moon - self doubt and hidden fears, subconsious nervous habits, learning to accept your flaws and be free, self care and confidence
The sun - confidence in decisions, promotions and certificates, confident walks, optimistic outlooks, counting blessings, success
Judgement - repentance, self evaluation and acceptance of mistakes, honest vulnerability, second chances, reconnecting with old friends
The world - wise eyes and knowing stares, serenity, complete fulfilment, excitement for what’s coming next, always learning
Types of people - witches
Requested by @joyfullyhappynut
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Garden - freckles, suntans in weird places, paint and dirt stains on everything, sticky fingers from sap, Pinterest boards filled with houseplants, living in garden centres, talking to animals, finding new recipes with the stuff that actually grew, random bursts of excitement
Kitchen - the smell of home baking, bringing in treats for your friends and family, mum friend 200%, probably has some form of sweets in them at any given time, disapproving glares, piles of cookbooks on every surface, thrives on the approval of others, a lil too nice
Storm - mood swings, staring out the window for hours, the smell when it rains, tangible tension, the feeling you get when you know somethings going to happen, biting your nails, restlessness, long runs, messy paintings to clear the mind, planning ahead
Fire - gets really fixated on things, dark satisfaction, has literally no regard for health and safety, how are you still alive, ‘I wonder what would happen if I set this on fire?’, based on the time I poured nail varnish remover on a candle, boom, hates authority with a passion
Types of people - planets pt 2
Requested by @koolgane
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Jupiter - the coolest kid, wants/has loads of tattoos and piercings, can pull of beanies somehow, the prettiest goddamn face, can probably play guitar or something else that’s amazing, writes poetry that’s actually good, always single even though everyone loves them, has a good YouTube channel
Saturn - doodles on everything, probably wears those circle glasses, and they’re probably fake, captions their Instagram posts with some pretentious quote from someone you’ve never heard of, goes to concerts every other day, has tumblr, houseplants are cute, has a collection of healing crystals
Uranus - is a dick, like sorry but, the kind of person that shouts at strangers in the street, will get arrested at some point, for something stupid like graffiti, has a ‘street name’ that only their mum knows about, records cringy rap music for soundcloud, lives in detention, peer pressures people, wears sunglasses 24/7
Neptune - loves the beach, is such a good swimmer? Go to the olympics?, quiet, doesn’t like talking about their achievements, quite awkward in social situations, music obsessed, break their trust once and it’s fine forever, loyal, quite harsh in confrontational situations, loves holidays, good at languages, perfect memory
Pluto - fight me, the forgotten cousin in the family, gets fiercely involved in fandoms, has the most loyal friendship group going, is probably gay, the shortest little cutie, they just WANNA BE LOVED, very innocent, the most sarcastic being out there, beautiful soul , feels inadequate even though they’re amazing
Types of people - chocolate bars
Twix - dependant on anyone that gives them time, wears loads of bracelets, charming and sociable, always has lots of messages, never at home, social butterfly, trusts too easily
Crunchie - unique taste, the most heavy footed person ever, fizzy drinks and pizza boxes, mismatched outfits, messy hair and last nights makeup, glittery eyeshadow and cat liner, extra
Galaxy - likes everything simple, the sigh when you sit down after a long day, clean cotton sheets and silky pajamas, face masks, treating yourself, manicured nails, snuggly blanket piles
Flake - is insane, having no regard for the consequences of your actions, overpriced ice cream cones, indecisively staring at flavours, swimming pools, summertime laughs, childish
ENFP : I just saw a guy in the library cry for five minutes or so and then his phone alarm went off and he just…stopped crying ? And went right on back to work.
INFJ : Yeah that was just ESFJ
ESFJ : [walking past them] it’s called time management.
Engaging extraverted intuition in a healthy way
I had been looking for ways to improve my Ne and engage my Ne in a healthy manner. But I could not find ways to tackle it in the internet. Therefore I came up with some ideas of my own. Hope it helps.
Ne jumps from one idea to another, one taks to another. Ne can’t engage in one taks for a longer period and doing so will be exhausting. So why not master Ne by doing things in a way that would keep feeding Ne?
ENFP’s find it hard and exhausting to plan and stick to a plan. But in order to get things done, planning is vital.
How about a versatile plan, where you could actually pick and choose what you want to do at a particular time based on your mood?
I came up with this model of planning. Studying
Module 1 (Topic A, subtopic A)
Module 2 (Topic A)
Module 3 (Topic A)
Mandatory stuff
Laundry
Cleaning the cupboard (whatever)
Stuffs to search on google
Topic A
Idea B
Topic B
Reading list
Book A (1 chapter)
Book B (1 chapter)
Article A
Series
Title 1 - episode 1
Title 2 - episode 2
Movies
Title 1 (first half)
Title 2 (first half)
I am pretty sure most of you would have lists like this. But never never pick one task and try to engage in it for long. Jump around different task along the course of the day which will keep you more energised. Completing one task at a go, forcefully engaging in a single task for a longer period, binging books, movies, series will exhaust us and stress us.
Also allow the list open to add new tasks, which is always going to happen anyway, just like, how I am going composing this post right now, while I have 100 other stuffs to do. But having a plan like this will prevent me from lingering in Fb after posting this.
The trick is to be persistent and update the list daily.
Thus keep your Ne engaged and feeding it all the time by having 100s stuff to pick on a daily basis.
By completing small chunks of multiple tasks we will eventually complete all of them without exhausting ourselves.
People should learn to distinguish between attachment and connection. You might be deeply attached to someone with whom you do not actually have a connection with, meanwhile you can also have a genuine connection with someone whom you are not attached to - aka not feel strong emotions towards.
Attachment is an illusion of the mind. It tricks you. It simply means you are ‘so used to someone’. Not that you are really connected to someone.
Stay aware. Do not mistake attachment for a connection.
The society’s idea of success and productivity is fundermentally fucked up. You are stuck at home for weeks, yet you are supposed to achieve something, create something, follow free courses and get certificates.
But not everyone can do it. Not everyone can stick to a strict schedule and achieve something all the while being stuck at home.
I binge ate, binge watched movies, binge read books, binge texted, flirted around.. did everything that is supposedly unproductive.
Do you know where this lead to?
I discovered more and more about myself. I realized, I do not like or enjoy watching movies and I only do it because everyone else do it. I realized I do not like texting much even though I text a lot. I understood that I value face to face conversations rather than behind the screen interactions.
I realized I like flirting a bit even though it is not socially accepted.
I discovered what I really need in a partner and what trait I find essential for attraction in a person.
I realized, I have more self confidence than I had an year ago.
I discovered how much I enjoy writing, not just anything but my experiences.
I discovered that I feel drained working according to a schedule and I figured out it is alright to work in random bouts of energy.
I realized it is alright not to work in a strict schedule as long as I get things done. After all not everyone is the same.
I discovered that I work more productively closeby to a deadline, and to induce my productivity I should assign me a deadline.
I also realized that I do not have to finish a book I don’t like.
I realized it is alright to do whatever the fuck I want to do.
Just do whatever you want to do. Don’t let the society’s idea of productivity and success fool you. All that matters is how much you learned about yourself when this ends.
“Healing your inner child” is the most powerful form of growth!
This idea may sound absurd to many. If you Google you’d come across as many articles as to what it is.
Simply put, it’s talking to your own self as you would talk to a child you met somewhere!
It’s just as simple as that. But the effects are profound.
I’ve suffered childhood neglect and separation. As a result I *was co-dependent in most of my relationships. I was determined (still I am) to become a better person and started working on healing my inner child. I felt change immediately!
Everyone should try it..
Squishmallow enneagram !
1w9 - Brenda the Butterfly
1w2 - Anastasia the Axolotl
2w1 - Xiomara the Black Panther
2w3 - Harrison the Dog
3w2 - Alyssa the Swan
3w4 - Chole the Poodle
4w3 - Wendy the Frog
4w5 - Charlie the Dog
5w4 - Sydnee the Squirrel
5w6 - Shay the Squid
6w5 - Scarlett the Strawberry
6w7 - Stacy the Squid
7w6 - Zaylee the Bigfoot
7w8 - babs the Blue Jays
8w7 - Carlos the Crab
8w9 - Buffy the Bat
9w8 - Archie the Axolotl
9w1 - Heather the Dragonfly
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