#intj personality

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Day 30 of quarantine

ENFP: *frantically baking cookies while there are 20+ trays of cookies around the kitchen*

ENTP: *pacing and solving their 121st rubix cube, occasionally bumping into walls*

INFP: *singing “I Won’t Say I’m In Love” passionately to a lamp while crying and acting out every single scene while doing so*

ENTJ: *Rocking back and forth drinking their 35th cup of coffee*

INTP: *Smacking themselves with their PS4 controller*

INTJ: *Frantically petting their pet snake on the sofa* We’re fine

Person: Why do you go to sleep so late?

INTJ, looking off into the distance: There’s no rest for the wicked.

Person:

INTJ:

INFJ: Cat videos. He stays up late to watch cat videos.

INTJ : I don’t care about that prize.

INTJ : But I’m gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.

ENFP: I feel so lonely all the time. My mind keeps telling me I will die alone.

ENTP to INTJ: Dude we should do a types under quarantine post.

ENFP: I tell you something and you wanna make a meme about it? I’m leaving.

INTJ: Omg. Make this conversation into a post.

ENTP: It’s not a meme btw it’s a study!

dreamwhaleflying:

Am I being ungrateful just because I feel dissatisfied with my current life?

Am I being ungrateful just because I want to improve myself?

Am I being ungrateful just because I complains that some of my way doesn’t work and I want to find new solutions?

Am I being ungrateful just because I’m in the constand need to change myself for better future?

To my followers, I am very sorry that I haven’t been posting as frequently as I should be. Frankly, I’ve been running out of material as of late, and I just don’t have any ideas.

Do you guys have any suggestions or requests?

INTJs when the government says everyone needs to stay home and avoid touching each other: 

Yes, we’re sure. Stop asking us if we’re sure.


My mother (ENFP): Do you want some of my food?

Me (INTJ): No thanks, I’m good.

Mother: Are you sure? I really can’t eat it all.

Me: Yes, I’m sure.

Mother: But it’s going to waste!!!

Me:Omg mom

Normal person finding out they have a crush on someone and telling their friends: Dude they’re so cute!! Ugh, I hope they like me back.


INTJ finding out they have a crush and telling their friends: I have a problem. I really hope I don’t have to see them very regularly because this would seriously complicate things.

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