#intjlife

ENFP: I think I’m going to do a live scream tonight.

INTJ: Isn’t it called a live stream?

ENFP: *inhales*

My first Inktober

Normal person finding out they have a crush on someone and telling their friends: Dude they’re so cute!! Ugh, I hope they like me back.

INTJ finding out they have a crush and telling their friends: I have a problem. I really hope I don’t have to see them very regularly because this would seriously complicate things.

me-is-an-intj:

INTJ: *something makes their cold, dark, shriveled heart feel something, causing them to tear up*

INTJ: Oh god why am I crying

INTJ: This is illogical

INTJ: I don’t like this

INTJ: INFJ make it stop

INFJ:

I would just like to shout out to all the INFJs who replied to this post. Y'all are truly heartless towards us. I’m so proud

INTJ: You know, maybe if I open up to someone, it won’t be so bad. Getting someone else’s insight on my emotions might be helpful, and possibly healthy. I’m going to go vent about the current inner turmoil I’m experiencing.

*Later, when INTJ has finished writing an essay on what’s going on in their head*

INTJ: And so that’s why I think I’m feeling this way.

Person: *either says “oof” or never responds*

INTJ:…

INTJ: Welp, that was useless.