#isaac foster
Danny at Zack: Are you mad? Are you angry? Are you seething right now? Do you want to beat me up? would you kiss me
Zack: I’m robbing a bank with a yaoi paddle. fuck it.
Zack: Every time I think, I take 10 damage
Cathy: And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly
Gray: So let’s start by talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now, Zack.
Zack: Stabbing!
Gray: Stabbing… isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an… activity. Which I hope you don’t do it to me… See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Zack: Well maybe I feel STABBY!
Rachel: We’ve been tricked!
Zack:Fooled!
Rachel:Bamboozled!
Zack:Smeckledorfed!
Rachel: That’s not even a word and I agree with you!
Zack, talking to Rachel: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF I’M A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS I FUCKIN’ WILL
Zack: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Gray: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
Danny: Now I’m crying. You made me cry.
Zack: Baby…
Danny: Now isn’t the time for pet names!
Zack: No, I’m calling you a baby.
Zack: I’m insulting you.
*Zack kicking the air*
Rachel: Zack stop, you’re gonna get in trouble! Zack stop!
*Zack getting arrested*
Zack, to Danny: Alright let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves
Zack: I’m gonna go first, I… hate you
Zack: We need to legalize murder right now
Zack: Reblog until murder is legal
Cathy: What’s your plan after it’s legalized?
Zack: Turn your location on and unlock your doors I’m going to come and show you
Zack: Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don’t know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion
Cathy: You glue them on
Eddie: Why would you do that?
Zack: Yeah what the fuck?
Cathy: Have you never heard of gluing them on?
Zack: No!
Cathy, as she takes off her fake eyelash: Watch this
Eddie: No I-
Zack: Stop
Eddie: -Gasps-
Zack, shook:
Eddie, also shook: Do you still have eyelashes?
Danny: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bwedding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwdt wittle incision
Cathy: Dowcto, wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)
Eddie: Quick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!!
Zack: Please. Turn off my fucking life support
Zack, on B1: Hey how y'all-
Dog: -Angry dog noises-
Zack, while screaming:GET YOUR FUCKING DOG, BITCH
Rachel: It don’t bite
Zack:YES IT DO GET-
Zack: Life was starting to make sense but then there was this fucking jar of rice,,,at the bus stop for some reason???
Rachel, hypnotized by the ‘sweet scent’: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS
Rachel, zooming in on a passed out Zack: KUMBAYA MY LORD
Zack bday 2019
