#its so fluffy mr loki

Loki and Peter Parker’s Trip to the Carnival

{Peter tries to knock over a space ship in a carnival booth to win a prize but fails because the game is rigged}

Loki: What was that? He hit that ship. I saw it with my own eyes.

Jerk Vendor: Let me explain something to you. You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it’s not knocked over? Do you know what that means, wizard-man? It means you don’t get the prize!

Loki (seething): Okay, my turn.

{Loki charges up his scepter into a giant canon and blasts the booth to oblivion}

Loki: Knocked over!

{Loki hands Peter the stuffed bear he won for him}

Peter: Oh my gosh Mr Loki that was so awesome! You were all green and glowing and blew the whole the thing up!

Loki(smug, ruffles Peter’s hair): Come on little Spiderling, let’s go destroy all the blasted cheating games in this carnival!

Peter: Yeah! Woo Hoo! Let’s go!

{And that’s why the Avengers never allowed Peter and Loki to go to the carnival without Thor ever again}