#incorrect peter parker
Peter Parker (holding picture of Loki): Have you seen Mr Loki?
Thor: Did he dissappear with the Tesseract again !?
Peter Parker: Oh no he’s fine, he’s reading over there on the sofa, but I just want people to look at him. Isn’t he awesome? :D
Loki:
Peter Parker: Mr Loki are you ok?
Loki, failing to wipe away his happy tears: I-I’m fine
Loki’s Sentiment to Peter Parker
{Peter gets injured during a battle and falls into an unawakable coma and Loki feels guilty because he was the indirect cause of it. Peter wakes up in the end.}
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As Loki walks into the the hospital room Peter was sleeping in, his blood nearly froze cold at the sight of Peter Parker’s sleeping and marred face.
Sentiment was not Loki’s forte, but seeing his friend in such a state has awoken rare emotions that he thought his heart was no longer capable of feeling anymore. Emotions he only reserved and last felt when he realised he was the indirect cause of his mother’s death.
Slowly he approaches the bed and stands next to the young boy’s face, as he builds up the courage to say what was needed.
Loki: “I will not ask your forgiveness, because what I have done to you is unforgivable.
I was so lost in hatred and revenge that I have caused harm to you. (Loki’s calm demeanour starts to break)
Sweet Spiderchild, you stole what was left of my cold dead heart. (tears start falling from Loki’s eyes)
And now I have lost you forever. (Loki caresses Peter’s bruised forehead)
I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. (Loki’s voice starts to crack)
And not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your sweet smile. (Loki’s feels his heart breaking as he only hears deafening silence instead of Peter’s excited voice) Goodbye little Spiderling.”
Having said what he needed to say Loki places a soft farewell kiss on Peter’s forhead. Just as he turns to walks away, Loki hears a soft voice calling him from the bed.
Peter: “Hello, Mr Loki”
Frozen, Loki turns back. He saw Peter eyes open and alive, a happy smile gracing his lips as his eyes made contact with Loki’s. The sight was almost too much for Loki to handle.
Loki: “Hello Peter”
No other words are needed to be said as they both shared a heart warming embrace, this time with tears of happiness being shed.
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Notes: Watching, Maleficent (2014), I picture Loki and Peter Parker’s relationship is similar to Maleficent and Aurora.
Loki and Peter Parker’s Trip to the Carnival
{Peter tries to knock over a space ship in a carnival booth to win a prize but fails because the game is rigged}
Loki: What was that? He hit that ship. I saw it with my own eyes.
Jerk Vendor: Let me explain something to you. You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it’s not knocked over? Do you know what that means, wizard-man? It means you don’t get the prize!
Loki (seething): Okay, my turn.
{Loki charges up his scepter into a giant canon and blasts the booth to oblivion}
Loki: Knocked over!
{Loki hands Peter the stuffed bear he won for him}
Peter: Oh my gosh Mr Loki that was so awesome! You were all green and glowing and blew the whole the thing up!
Loki(smug, ruffles Peter’s hair): Come on little Spiderling, let’s go destroy all the blasted cheating games in this carnival!
Peter: Yeah! Woo Hoo! Let’s go!
{And that’s why the Avengers never allowed Peter and Loki to go to the carnival without Thor ever again}
Peter Parker: Mr. Loki can you hit him with your knife?
Loki: …I believe the correct term is stab.
Loki Explaining His Friendship with Peter Parker to the Avengers
Loki: Thor, I didn’t understand why you cared so much about these dumb Midgardians until I befriend a Midgardian myself
Loki:(Picks up Peter and holds him close to his chest)
Peter::D
Loki: I’ve only known Peter Parker for a day and a half (takes out knife and waves it threatingly) BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO HIM I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN THIS REALM AND THEN MYSELF
Peter:O_O
Other Avengers:Same
[Peter Parker meeting Frigga For The First Time]
Peter Parker (whispering): Your mom’s awesome.
Loki (smug) : Of course, where do you think I got it from.
Loki Teaching Peter Parker How to Drive
Loki: You’re doing great Spiderling.
Peter Parker, worried: I think I just ran over Mr Thor.
Loki: Consider it a lesson in humility for him.
Loki: Let’s keep driving.
Loki:*smashes a window* Vandalism is wrong Peter.
Peter Parker:Okay.
Peter Parker: I’ll go with you, Mr Loki.
Loki: Spiderling no, I can’t risk anyone I care about getting hurt.
Thor: I’ll go.
Loki:Okay.
Loki After Joining the Avengers
Loki: I think I’m getting better at this! I didn’t even stab that mortal!
Peter Parker, exited for Loki: Yeah, that was so awesome Mr Loki! We’re so proud of you!
Loki, smug: No Stabbing Tuesdays, a new tradition!
Peter Parker: Yeah! Woo Hoo! :D (high fives Loki)
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Tony:… Should I be happy they’re getting along or concerned?
Thor:Both
Peter Parker: [comes home looking sad]
Loki: I WILL DESTROY EVERY ASPECT OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND BURN WHATEVER REMAINS TO ASH IN ORDER TO BE SURE I ERADICATED WHATEVER HURT YOU…
Peter Parker: Can… I have a hug?
Loki, already hugging Peter: Oh, of course.
Peter Parker: Why is life so hard, Mr Loki?
Loki, comforting Peter: Don’t worry Spiderling, I know that this all seems unfair now.
Loki: But someday when you’re older and wiser, you’ll be able to look back on all this…
Loki: And get revenge
Thor: Loki, can you…?
Loki:No
Thor: *walks out of the room and walks back in with Peter*
Peter Parker: Mr Loki, can you…? :D
Loki: Yes, of course sweet Spiderchild :)
Thor, sighing : … Really, Brother?
Loki: We’ll what did you expect, Thor?
Loki: How can I possibly say no to the Spiderchild’s adorable face!?
Peter Parker:*whimpering*
Loki: What happened!? Who did this to you!?
Peter Parker: Oh it’s nothing, Mr Loki. I just stubbed my toe on the door-
Loki: *already has a chainsaw* Which door?
Peter Parker, walking with Loki at the zoo: Let’s do something fun together, Mr Loki!
Loki, smiling: Very well, lead the way.
Peter Parker : Oh! How about we make some balloon animals?
Loki: Alright, but aren’t you scared of balloons?
Peter Parker : Pfft…no.Why would I be scared of balloons? I’ve fought villains who tried to kill me. These are nothing.
Peter Parker : *tries to tie balloon*
Peter Parker : *balloon pops*
Peter Parker : *unholy screaming*
Peter Parker : *clutches Loki’s arm*
Loki:
Loki, patting Peter on the head comfortingly: Let’s go look at the snakes.
[Loki ended up burning down the balloon stall while Peter was not looking]
Peter Parker: You believe me?
Loki: Spiderling, you’re the last and only good person on this planet. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Learning How to Drive with Loki, Peter Parker and Steve
{Theory}
Steve: So, you’re driving and Thor and Peter walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Loki: Oh, definitely Thor. I could never hurt the Spiderchild.
Steve, trying not to sigh: The brakes, Loki. You hit the brakes.
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{Responding to Hand Signals}
[after hijacking one of Tony’s cars to prove Steve wrong (obviously bringing Peter along)]
Loki: You see Spiderchild, I’m an amazing driver
[someone on the street flips Loki off]
Loki: I’m going to run him over, don’t tell the Soldier
Peter Parker: MR LOKI NO!
Loki: MR LOKI YES!
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{Reverse Gear}
[after running over the rude pedestrian]
Peter Parker: Is he dead?
Loki:No
Loki: (proceeds to run over the pedestrian again then drives off with Peter)
So after seeing Dr Strange, I’m guessing these are the rules for variants in the multivurse?
Peter Parker: are you a high schooler with dead parents? Kinda nerdy but with a good heart? Brown hair, brown eyes? Refuse to seek medical care after spider bites? Congrats, you’re a Peter Parker!
Loki: You like knives and the colour green? Fuck it, you’re a Loki. Gender? What gender? Doesn’t matter. You’re a Loki. Black, white, or blue? Don’t care, still a Loki. Old? Young? Loki. Black, blond, ginger hair? Stick something shiny and vaguely pointy on it, BOOM, Loki. What’s this? An alligator? You green? See above. Loki.
Dr Strange: Benedict Cumberbatch.
Peter: and then Doctor Strange broke the multiverse and now there’s all these different versions of me!
Loki: you made out with any of them yet?
Peter: um what?
Loki:nevermind…
Tony: I can’t think right now
Peter: Put your glasses on
