#marvel headcanons
unpopular opinions/ my accepted head cannons: ✨mcu edition✨
- Clint hides/hangs out in vents
- Peter and Shuri are besties that bond over gen z, meme, and vine culture
- Bucky is very close with Shuri and t’challa
- Wanda x Natasha (kinda but like I also really like Wanda x Vision so…)
- Darcy is waaayyyy better than Jane ( idk she always just rubbed me the wrong way)
- Valkyrie x Captain Marvel (idk it just kinda fits ig???)
- Tony is a bottom
- Nat is a dominant bottom
- Clint feels the need to adopt almost every orphaned, talented kid there is
- gender fluid/non-binary loki
- Bucky is ace ( kinda got this from the fact that after everything he went through with hydra he’s iffy with intimate contact)
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Wanda and Nat are bi
- No to steve x peggy (I like her but i feel like they would be better off as friends)
- Peter is Morgan’s big brother
- Thor is just a golden retriever that’s just happy to be here
- Shuri is smarter than Tony and Bruce
- Captain Marvel and Nebula are lesbian (but not x each other)
- Yelena and Natasha deserve another movie together
- Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man (I like Tom too but Andrew is just so good)
- Yelena is ace
- Spider-Man: homecoming, eternals and captain marvel weren’t that great of movies (sorry if you like these i just found them to not be that great)
- Sharon was always a bitch from the beginning and I never liked her but after that shit she pulled in tfatws I will never forgive her
- Spiderman: No Way Home was the best (Tom!spiderman) Spider-Man movie and was very emotionally damaging
- Tony is bi or pan
Jealous Loki Laufeyson Would Include
- Prepare for a load of mischief when Loki gets jealous.
- The worst part is, he’ll deny it. Forever. Bring it up three years later, he’s still gonna say it never happened.
- He’ll lurk, he’ll brood, he’ll be positively insufferable to be around when he’s jealous of someone.
- Loki has no idea if he should step in and confront them, thereby revealing his jealousy and maybe also angering you or keep his feelings to himself until he boils over.
- But, until he decides, he’ll be making their life a living hell, and possibly yours a bit if you happen to get caught in the crossfire.
Loki Laufeyson:@marril96,@unexpected-character,@lilyontheloose,@shyposttree,@possessedxparrot,@marinarashakeyobooty,@marvelgeek09,@thegirlwhoistrying,@music-bird,@chaotic-mushroomz,@mbruben-stein
Being Pregnant With Steve Rogers’ Baby Would Include
- While it may not have been 100% planned, when you found out, you were so happy.
- You and Steve had talked about having a family and it was a welcome surprise.
- You wanted to find the right moment to tell him, but with him being an avenger, the right moments never seemed to just fall into your lap.
- But, when you did get a chance, you could tell he was just as ecstatic as you’d been at the news.
- While he can’t be there for you all the time through your pregnancy, he checks in as many times as he’s able to make sure you’re doing okay.
- You go shopping for baby stuff together in your downtime and have a lot of fun with it.
- And, while Steve is no expert on the topic, he tries so hard to keep up with your cravings, and mood swings that you just know he’s going to be the best dad when the baby finally arrives.
For anon
Steve Rogers:@unexpected-character,@lilyontheloose,@shyposttree,@marinarashakeyobooty,@marvelgeek09,@thegirlwhoistrying,@music-bird,@chaotic-mushroomz,@mbruben-stein
Peter Parker: Let’s get a birthday cake.
Loki: But neither of us have birthdays this month.
Peter Parker: The cake won’t know.
Loki: Valid point, let’s get two.
Loki (whispering to Peter Parker): Good job on the mission today Spiderling.
Peter (whispering back): Thank you Mr Loki. Why are we whispering?
Loki (still whispering): I want Thor to think we’re conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.
Peter (looking at Thor): This is realy funny Mr Loki.
Loki (also looking at Thor): I’m glad you agree.
Thor, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?
Tony, who overheard them but doesn’t want to ruin their fun:Stabbing
{Thor proceeds to yeet himself out the nearest window, the last sound he heard was Loki’s hysterical laughter}
Peter Parker (holding picture of Loki): Have you seen Mr Loki?
Thor: Did he dissappear with the Tesseract again !?
Peter Parker: Oh no he’s fine, he’s reading over there on the sofa, but I just want people to look at him. Isn’t he awesome? :D
Loki:
Peter Parker: Mr Loki are you ok?
Loki, failing to wipe away his happy tears: I-I’m fine
{Loki, Peter Parker and Tony on an Undercover Mission}
Tony (through coms): I need you two to argue and pretend to hate each other until they leave.
Peter Parker (through coms):What?
Loki (through coms):Why?
Tony (through coms): Do it, it’s for a distraction.
Peter Parker (to Loki):You are too awesome and smart! It’s frustrating!
Loki:Me?! You are the- You are the most adorable child in the world!
Peter Parker :*pouts*
Tony on a sigh (through coms): Why… why did that offend him?
Loki (through coms): I usually say ‘in the universe’.
Loki’s Sentiment to Peter Parker
{Peter gets injured during a battle and falls into an unawakable coma and Loki feels guilty because he was the indirect cause of it. Peter wakes up in the end.}
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As Loki walks into the the hospital room Peter was sleeping in, his blood nearly froze cold at the sight of Peter Parker’s sleeping and marred face.
Sentiment was not Loki’s forte, but seeing his friend in such a state has awoken rare emotions that he thought his heart was no longer capable of feeling anymore. Emotions he only reserved and last felt when he realised he was the indirect cause of his mother’s death.
Slowly he approaches the bed and stands next to the young boy’s face, as he builds up the courage to say what was needed.
Loki: “I will not ask your forgiveness, because what I have done to you is unforgivable.
I was so lost in hatred and revenge that I have caused harm to you. (Loki’s calm demeanour starts to break)
Sweet Spiderchild, you stole what was left of my cold dead heart. (tears start falling from Loki’s eyes)
And now I have lost you forever. (Loki caresses Peter’s bruised forehead)
I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. (Loki’s voice starts to crack)
And not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your sweet smile. (Loki’s feels his heart breaking as he only hears deafening silence instead of Peter’s excited voice) Goodbye little Spiderling.”
Having said what he needed to say Loki places a soft farewell kiss on Peter’s forhead. Just as he turns to walks away, Loki hears a soft voice calling him from the bed.
Peter: “Hello, Mr Loki”
Frozen, Loki turns back. He saw Peter eyes open and alive, a happy smile gracing his lips as his eyes made contact with Loki’s. The sight was almost too much for Loki to handle.
Loki: “Hello Peter”
No other words are needed to be said as they both shared a heart warming embrace, this time with tears of happiness being shed.
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Notes: Watching, Maleficent (2014), I picture Loki and Peter Parker’s relationship is similar to Maleficent and Aurora.
Loki Gives Peter Parker a Makeover
{Peter thinks that Loki is the most fashionable person he knows goes to him for advice on what to wear to an Avengers formal party. Loki being a diva went overboard and the Avengers ended up wondering how on earth did Peter end up looking like a mini version of Loki.}_________________________________________
Bonus: {At the Party}
Random Jerk (to Peter): Why are you dressed like that?
Peter(innocently): Like what?
Random Jerk: Like your going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like some one died?
Loki(the one who helped dressed Peter):Wait
Loki and Peter Parker’s Trip to the Carnival
{Peter tries to knock over a space ship in a carnival booth to win a prize but fails because the game is rigged}
Loki: What was that? He hit that ship. I saw it with my own eyes.
Jerk Vendor: Let me explain something to you. You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it’s not knocked over? Do you know what that means, wizard-man? It means you don’t get the prize!
Loki (seething): Okay, my turn.
{Loki charges up his scepter into a giant canon and blasts the booth to oblivion}
Loki: Knocked over!
{Loki hands Peter the stuffed bear he won for him}
Peter: Oh my gosh Mr Loki that was so awesome! You were all green and glowing and blew the whole the thing up!
Loki(smug, ruffles Peter’s hair): Come on little Spiderling, let’s go destroy all the blasted cheating games in this carnival!
Peter: Yeah! Woo Hoo! Let’s go!
{And that’s why the Avengers never allowed Peter and Loki to go to the carnival without Thor ever again}
{Loki pauses violently beating up the assassins who tried to hurt Peter}
Loki(holding out his knife to Peter): I’m sorry little Spiderling, would you like to have a stab at them? :)
Peter: No, I’m good Mr Loki thank you. :)
{Loki battle crying proceeds to beat the ever loving tar out of the assassins while their screams of agony echo in the background}
Loki: I’m so angry at you right now. Nothing will make me feel better.
Thor:
Loki:Don’t
Thor: Spiderling come here
Peter: Hi Mr Loki! :D
Loki, trying to hide his smile:Darn
Peter: Mr Loki I need your help!
Loki: What is ever the matter Spiderling?
Peter: Listen, I…I need a good lie.
Loki: Hm… How about feedom. (Peter looks confused) Freedom is life’s great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know…
Peter: No..nonono…I need a good lie to explain why I wasn’t at the decathlon meeting today.
Loki: Spiderling your a terrible liar.
Peter: Wha? No I’m not!
Loki: Oh really? Let me ask you something. Yesterday at the cafe we went to, I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, my muffin was gone. Who took it?
Peter: …Somebody opened the door…to the cafe … And a … Raccoon, came running in and went straight for your muffin I said “Hey! Don’t eat that! That’s Mr Loki’s!” and he said …….. He said “Peter, you stink at lying”. What am I going to do?
Loki(trying not to laugh): Don’t fret, Spiderling. We’ll come up with a good lie. I’ll even help you practice it.
Peter: Oh that’d be great. Thank you Mr Loki.
Peter Parker: Mr. Loki can you hit him with your knife?
Loki: …I believe the correct term is stab.
Loki Explaining His Friendship with Peter Parker to the Avengers
Loki: Thor, I didn’t understand why you cared so much about these dumb Midgardians until I befriend a Midgardian myself
Loki:(Picks up Peter and holds him close to his chest)
Peter::D
Loki: I’ve only known Peter Parker for a day and a half (takes out knife and waves it threatingly) BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO HIM I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN THIS REALM AND THEN MYSELF
Peter:O_O
Other Avengers:Same
[Peter Parker meeting Frigga For The First Time]
Peter Parker (whispering): Your mom’s awesome.
Loki (smug) : Of course, where do you think I got it from.
Loki Teaching Peter Parker How to Drive
Loki: You’re doing great Spiderling.
Peter Parker, worried: I think I just ran over Mr Thor.
Loki: Consider it a lesson in humility for him.
Loki: Let’s keep driving.
Loki:*picks up Peter Parker* Explain to me why you’re so cute.
Peter Parker::3
Loki:Interesting…
Loki:*smashes a window* Vandalism is wrong Peter.
Peter Parker:Okay.
Peter Parker, after explaining his plan: You think that this is a bad idea.
Loki, smirking: Without a doubt.
Peter Parker: Then why are you smiling?
Loki: Because bad ideas are my favorite kind.
