#i’m right
at this point in his career, I think directors just give Ryan Reynolds the plot to a movie and he just makes up the dialogue as he goes bc there is no way any of the shit he says in his movies is planned and not just him saying whatever he thinks would make the movie go on
Listen, I’m just gonna say it and you have to agree because I’m right.
James Gunn should direct the Percy jackson tv show. He’s already shown himself to be able to direct a (comic) book to movie adaptation as well as working with large ensembles. And he’s already got a great relationship with Disney. That or Taika Waititi. Go big or go fucking home.
I want the next hero they add to overwatch to be another sniper but critically they should have none of the refined, regal superiority of the existing snipers
Just, the most pathetic little guy. The soppiest, wettest beast imaginable. A guy who cries himself to sleep as much as Hanzo does but he’s way less dignified about it. Lands one shot and falls over because he tripped in his shoelaces. A wet noodle of a guy who couldn’t arrogantly quip after a kill to save his life and loudly apologizes for hitting body shots, completely giving away his position. Ana refuses to interact with him
Lucifers suit was basically ruined in the Pierce episode because it was shot up, which means that he went “oh nice, the suit Chloe saw me in, and immediately left for a month is ruined! Time to go buy an identical one!”
Lucifer:I am the Devil. I am literally Lucifer Morningstar. I can’t get injured and I have superpowers-
Everyone:Lol he’s not the Devil!
Everyone when they find out he is:
I’m a firm believer that Viktor is the type to person who happily puts their face in their hands/ covers their face with their hands when they smile
Every song by Mother Mother is a Stan song
I have come to a realisation:
The Grimwalkers are basically Philip’s attempt at OCs.
The wild witch cover story is his probably wattpad fanfiction.
And Belos is just his self-insert persona.
Wow look, original content!
Thinking abt my friends kissing me like… full on making out with tongue as we grab each other’s body kissing…. More friends should lustfully kiss this is an open invitation to my friends to kiss me with sexual intent
the fact that the count responded to the girls saying he couldn’t love by looking at jonathan attentively and and saying “um yeah i can, actually” in a soft voice is not doing anything to disprove my believe every character in this book is bi and poly.
if anything, it’s actually proving it
“I’m full” is a sext
Santa Clarita Diet is just R-rated My Babysitter’s a Vampire
