#james potter x regulus black
Regulus: Okay, it’s my turn now. I’m alergic to peanuts, I’m not a virgin anymore and I’ve been dating James for the past two years.
Sirius:
Lily: Wait, this is too easy. It’s obviously the James one.
Sirius: He’s not allergic to peanuts, he’s allergic to chocolate. I’M GOING TO KILL JAMES!
Remus: You’re allergic to chocolate? You poor thing.
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER, WHERE ARE YOU!?
Regulus: McGonagall just sent me a letter about how Harry is swearing at the classes.
James: What the fuck?
Regulus: Where is he even learning those goddamn words?
James: Shit. I bet my fucking ass this one is on Sirius.
Regulus: Bitch, you’re so right.
Sirius: I do have a great ass, it runs in the family.
James: It sure does.
Sirius: What do you mean by that?
James, thinking: “Shit. Quick, play dumb.”
James: Certainly I don’t mean Regulus. Actually, I’ve been ogling your mother.
James, thinking:“I’VE SAID PLAY DUMB, NOT FUCKING INSANE!”
Regulus: So you like to read?
Remus: Absolutely! Do you like parties?
Regulus: Not really, no. Favorite place in Hogwarts?
Remus: I don’t really like parties either. The library is my favorite place.
Regulus: Mine too! Okay, we have so much in common.
Remus: I know, right? We can spend so much time together.
James, watching the interaction: I don’t know if I like this.
Sirius: We’re SO fucked.
shipping jegulus is extremely dangerous, we never know which fanfic will actually have jegulus
i was reading when you were mine for the 19271972th time and i’ve been laughing at this for five minutes straight
James: Our love is strong and timeless. I will love you in every single life we get.
Regulus: Oh, James! I’m going to lo- wait. What?
James:What?
Regulus: What do you mean by “every single life”? There’s more than one?
James:Well-
Regulus: No, no, no, no, no. I’M BARELY MANAGING ONE LIFE, I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!
chapter 15 of “when you were mine” with no context
Madam Pomfrey: I need to talk with the responsible for Regulus Arcturus Black.
Sirius, James and Barty:Yes?
Sirius: What the fuck, guys? She said responsible, so it’s obviously me.
Madam Pomfrey: Actually, it’s Mr. Crouch Jr.
Sirius:What?
James: Wait, but I’m his boyfriend.
Sirius:WHAT?
Barty: Maybe the main character and the love interest shouldn’t be together at all.
James: I think that the best friend should just keep himself out of their love life.
Barty: He’s only trying to protect his friend.
James: Maybe he doesn’t need the protection.
Remus, realizing this is about Regulus: Oh my God.
Sirius: I know, right? They’re way off in their discussion about “The Conjuring”.
all the lonely people readers reuniting to kick james’ ass
Regulus: I’m only attracted to smart people.
James: *accidentally casts a spell that turned Slughorn green while trying to prank Snape*
Regulus: Guess I’ll have to make an exception.
James: Today Reggie told me about how he wanted to run his hands through my hair and then hug me, crossing his arms around my neck.
Peter: Oh, that’s sweet.
Remus: Actually he told James that he would rip off his hair and then wrap his arms around his neck to suffocate him.
Peter: Not so sweet anymore.
James: You guys don’t have the eye for romance that I have.
Remus: Keep up with your shit and Regulus will make sure you have no eyes at all.
My hc of marauders lovelife - or more James and co
James sees Lily around december first year and She’s very pretty and that’s where the crush starts. Second year rolls around, now he asks her out she says no. he’s an annoying 12 year old so he asks again. Third year, he’s much cooler now a whole thirteen so he asks her out once a month and then she gets a boyfriend so he stops. Until they break up. fourth year and first half of fifth year is similar.
Fifth year, 1976, the marauders are about to crash. But that’s something James doesn’t know right now and oh, he runs into Regulus once, Twice, thirce. A few times and then they kiss. A lot of more few times. They’re not dating but oh how they would date if it wasn’t for life because they like each other so so much.
First half of sixth year is caos but pretty good. Sirius and Remus are becoming friends again. James and Regulus are falling in love slowly. Lily dumps her boyfriend. Remus finds a girlfriend. Sirius is unhappy. James and Regulus are having a good time… Barty has suddenly become funny. Remus breaks up with his girlfriend. James and Regulus are falling out of love.
Lily likes James, James likes Regulus, Barty likes Regulus. Regulus likes Barty. James likes Lily. Regulus likes James. By January it’s caos again but worse. (Sirius and Remus are fighting again and Peter has been heartbroken)
Lily likes James a bit more than Regulus likes him. James likes Lily a lot. Barty likes Regulus a lot….
James doodling Black + Potter on his study papers*
Sirius: James..are you… In love with me?
James: What no? Why would u think- ohh
Sirius: because like i really don’t-
James: No sirius shut up
Sirius: like i’m honored but
James: I’m in love with Regulus you idiot
Sirius: Oh thank god that would of been so akward
Sirius:
Sirius: James! did you just say-
James: Regulus once told me some stars shine brighter than others. You’re the brightest star Sirius, don’t forget that.
Sirius ignoring James words: WHEN THE F DID YOU TALK TO REGULUS?
