#barty crouch jr

LIVE

Regulus: Wait did u just flirt with me?

Barty: I have been since the past year but thanks for noticing.

fuckboyregulus:

so my super talented friend cecilia made this edit based on the future jegulus/bartylus situation in my fic it doesn’t change anything. i can’t stop watching it. cecilia you’re absolutely amazing and i love you so much!

asiriuscrushonmoonyx:

Barty: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Regulus, not looking up: Myxine circifrons.

Barty:

Barty:fsh

Chapter Ten of Wintercearig is Live!

No one understood everything about dementors. Not even close. An ambitious Ministry program to rid the world of the creatures leads to unintended consequences. For Hermione it’s just one more complication in a life that doesn’t need another one, but for Barty, it’s a chance to start over.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13678240/10/Wintercearig

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35434006/chapters/91120324

also this is their song so you know…

my apple pencil died halfway through this so i just had to finger paint most of it lol

setting off the sirensrosekiller

moonyandtoasts:

Barty x Evan

Am I obsessing over yet another ship where they are both doomed from the very beginning and not gonna have a happy ending? I absolutely am.

I blame those tiktok edits.

My hc of marauders lovelife - or more James and co

James sees Lily around december first year and She’s very pretty and that’s where the crush starts. Second year rolls around, now he asks her out she says no. he’s an annoying 12 year old so he asks again. Third year, he’s much cooler now a whole thirteen so he asks her out once a month and then she gets a boyfriend so he stops. Until they break up. fourth year and first half of fifth year is similar.

Fifth year, 1976, the marauders are about to crash. But that’s something James doesn’t know right now and oh, he runs into Regulus once, Twice, thirce. A few times and then they kiss. A lot of more few times. They’re not dating but oh how they would date if it wasn’t for life because they like each other so so much.

First half of sixth year is caos but pretty good. Sirius and Remus are becoming friends again. James and Regulus are falling in love slowly. Lily dumps her boyfriend. Remus finds a girlfriend. Sirius is unhappy. James and Regulus are having a good time… Barty has suddenly become funny. Remus breaks up with his girlfriend. James and Regulus are falling out of love.

Lily likes James, James likes Regulus, Barty likes Regulus. Regulus likes Barty. James likes Lily. Regulus likes James. By January it’s caos again but worse. (Sirius and Remus are fighting again and Peter has been heartbroken)

Lily likes James a bit more than Regulus likes him. James likes Lily a lot. Barty likes Regulus a lot….

Barty jr simped so hard for Regulus he joined the death eaters. (then he kinda did vibe with the death eaters so it’s not like Regulus forced him. Then Regulus dies and Barty absolutly went cray cray)

ron, wide awake @ 3 am, 10 years after the war: “i’m just genuinely confused why harry did not see barty crouch jr. posing as alastor moody in the marauder’s map. like does polyjuice potion have some sort of effect that cannot be identified by the map? if so, then the real alastor moody in that chest in mad eye moody’s office was not shown in the map? so the chest has some sort of concealment charm or something? if that’s true, then i rest my case, maybe i’m just thinking too much into this. what about you, ‘mione?”

hermione: “go back to sleep, ronald.”

Some of my favourite Harry Potter jokes i have

heard

  • How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch
  • What do u call an electrocuted Dark Lord? A Volt-demort
  • How do death eater freshen their breathe? With dementos!
  • Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter? They didnt want to electRon
  • Why did Barty Crouch jr. stop drinking? because it was making him moody
  • YO MAMA IS SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
  • How many purebloods does it take to fix a car? …Whats a car again?
  • Why did Harry got fined on the roas again? Because he did not expect-no-patrol-man
HONOURARY MENTION PICK UP LINE: Are u a dementor? bc u you took my breathe away
I got to meet David Tennant and tell him he’s my favourite Hamlet! I did a speedrun and drew this pi

I got to meet David Tennant and tell him he’s my favourite Hamlet! I did a speedrun and drew this picture in under 5 hours but unfortunately I couldn’t give it to him in person :(
his agent said he’d make sure it was received though

(picture under cut)

I know this is cropped awkwardly but I didn’t want to post my other group people on such a public platform y’know?


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