#james peter remus sirius

- heterosexuality

always should be someone you really love! ✿ | r.l.

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remus lupin x reader (set in the 90s)

warnings: underage drinking, smoking, cussing, making out

sweaty and drunk teenagers filled the room, screaming and dancing their hearts out.

feeling the liquor burn it’s way down my throat, of course this being a sign that i needed to drink more for the burning to go away.

remus was laughing his ass off telling some incoherent story, i was laughing as well because i was so fucking out of it.

“REMUS!!! STOP TALKING!!” i said as i put my hand over his mouth to listen to the song that was playing “THIS IS GIRLS AND BOYS!! BY BLUR!!! GOD DAMON ALBARN IS SO FIT!!! LETS DANCE!!”

i grabbed remus’ arm and dragged him to the dance floor

“streets like a jungle, so call the police”

“following the herd down to greece”

we were dancing like it was the last thing we’d do, “fOollOwing the hErddSss dOwwnwn to gReEcee” remus was singing, god his singing was terrible.

“on holiday, love in the nineties, is paranoid”

“HOLIDAYY NUNUNUNU NINETIES NANANAN PARANOID!!!” “THIS SONG IS SOO GOOD” i screamed “ISN’T THAT RIGHT REM??” “TOTALLYY” he screamed back, as if we weren’t facing each other

we kept stupidly dancing until the chorus came on

“girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys”

“always should be someone you really love”

“ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE U REALLY LOOOVEEEE” we said in between laughs

“hey rem, you know what would be so funny?”

“yeah y/n/n?”

“if we made out!”

“hell yeah!! let’s do it”

and with that his tongue was down my throat and my fingers were tangled in his hair. this went on for a little longer than i’d like to admit.

when we were finally sobering up i took a cigarette from his pocked and asked him to light me.

“DUDEEE. REM DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH Y/N” james came screaming into the room, “well fuck me!! i probably did… why?”

“everyone’s talking about it man!” james replied with a laugh

“oh god” remus took the cigarette out of my hand and put it on his lips.

“remus!! song 2 by blur!! let’s dance!!” i said as i heard the drums of the song “i’m tired y/n” “c’moonnn man pleaseee” i whined. “fine” he gave in, “hurry jamie, it’s starting!!”

“woohoo!!!”

we all screamed along to the song

“woohoo!!!”

“hey rem, you know what wound be cool” i said

“yeah?” he replied

“if we made out again!”

“you know what, fuck it” he said and smashed his lips into mine

“god damn, zero respect for the people around you it seems” james said as he walked away

“when i hear heavy metal”

“and i’m pins and i’m needles”

“god y/n, seems like blur makes you horny” remus laughed as i pulled away.

“always man”

god this night was crazy…

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HELLO??? DID YOU MISS ME??? i apologize for disappearing like that omf. i’m kinda rusty in writing fanfic so this kinda sucks. i fell in love with blur when i was away, also i kissed a bunch of people!! go me!! i’m so gonna be writing fics about many other people and many other universes. my life has changed a bunch since the last time i posted!! i hope i can get back into regularly posting again, lots of love -syd

Sirius: You look weird when you don’t wear your glasses.

James: Oh, really?

James: Well, I think you look way better when I don’t wear my glasses.

Sirius: Thanks, man!

Sirius: … wait!

IG||@bookloving_wisegirl

i’m just saying. sirius black canonically has curly hair. just.. just putting that out there

james, returning from a theme park with sirius, remus and peter: so guys what was your favorite ride?

sirius:remus

James, to Lily: If I had a coin for every time you crossed my mind, I would only have one coin because you’re all I think about.

Sirius, interrupting: BRO? WHAT ABOUT ME? BITCH.

Laser Tag

Sirius, on the blue team: Truce, okay?

Remus, on the red team: Sure, love.

*Later*

Remus, shooting Sirius: Bitch, you thought.

Sirius: *banging a quill on the table in frustration*

Remus: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the table like that?

Sirius:

Sirius: I-I don’t know the correct answer to that question

Remus: why is the bottom of your pants wet?

Sirius: there was a puddle

Remus: okay, but why did you jump in it?

Sirius: it was a puddle.

Remus: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me you didn’t just do this

Sirius: I can’t look into those eyes and be straight at the same time

Sirius: Let’s get one thing straight

Sirius:

Sirius: I’m not :D.

Lily, trying to form a plan: Okay guys, we need to think straight

Sirius: We’re fucked

Sirius: My gaydar’s unmatched. I can tell if a person is gay just by a glance.

James: Moony’s been hitting on you for four weeks?

Sirius:

Sirius: He ?

Remus: You have more qualities than you think Sirius *points to Sirius’s chest* you have this.

Sirius: I have great tits yeah

Remus:

Remus: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-

Sirius: Everytime I see you, I get really happy and my heart skips a beat. You’re just so cute and I love you so much.

Remus: Aww, thanks!

Sirius: Yeah, no homo though

Remus:

Sirius: *wears one of those tik tok leggings that makes the butt look fat to tease Remus*

Sirius:Remusss

Remus, drinking coffee and reading a book: Yes what is it, babe?

Sirius: look at mee. I need attention :c

Remus: *looks at him and chokes on his coffee* Fuck~

Sirius::D

Sirius, trying to make small talk: Soo how’s life?

Remus: Exhausting and depressing. 2/10. Wouldn’t recommend.

happy birthday Sirius Black, i miss you so much

James: good morning starshine, the earth says hello

remus: shut the fuck up

Sirius: remember how I said James and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Remus: yes

Sirius: well, we’re in jail

Remus: *hangs up*

Sirius: Can you help me pick out a Halloween costume?
Remus: Sure, what are your options?
Sirius: I’m torn between a sexy pirate, a sexy nurse, or a sexy nun.
Remus: Don’t you have something that isn’t sexy?
Sirius: I could dress up as Peter. I’m sure that will really scare people.
Peter: Hey!
James: Hey! 

Sirius: what is love?

Peter: an emotional minefield

Remus: a neurochemical reaction

James: BABY DONT HURT ME-

Remus: Look Sirius I think you’re absolutely amazing

Sirius: Oh my god. Oh my god… oh my god..

Remus:*smiling*

Sirius: no! don’t please! why?!

Remus:No?

Sirius: I don’t understand why ur breaking up with me

Remus: sirius i’m literally getting on my knee

Gotta love those secondary characters who all end up dying.

Sirius: do you wanna fight?

Remus:about?

Sirius: i don’t know anything? What’s your favourite…food

Remus: Chochlate you know this?

Sirius: chochlate isn’t real food

Remus: *gasp* Oh fuck you

Sirius: Fuck chochlate

Remus: Oh you absolut piece of shit complete idiot…. Uncultured bastard.. Oh you know what? This, this is why your crush doesn’t like you back

Sirius: *Remus being his crush* damn moons that was harsh

Remus:.. I’m only partly sorry, but you know even if your dear dear love doesn’t like you back you’ll always have me.

Sirius: *whispering* idiot..

After James and Lily had gone into hiding Petunia sent a letter to Lilys old adress. Unaware that Lily was in hiding. In said letter she talked about wanting to meet up and talk and that she’s sorry. It was short, formal. The only thing suggesting they knew each other was the signing and greeting; to Lil, from Tunie.

Lily never recives the letter. Petunia is mad and angry because Lily mever responds. She put part of her heart into it and Lily doesn’t even responds… Then Harry Potter shows up on her doorstep

Sirius:Mom-

Euphemia: Yes dear-

James turning around in a turning chair: You sit down Euphemia- Sirius love are you okay

Euphemia:James!

James: Not now grandma

Sirius:…