#the marauders headcanon
Sirius: do you wanna fight?
Remus:about?
Sirius: i don’t know anything? What’s your favourite…food
Remus: Chochlate you know this?
Sirius: chochlate isn’t real food
Remus: *gasp* Oh fuck you
Sirius: Fuck chochlate
Remus: Oh you absolut piece of shit complete idiot…. Uncultured bastard.. Oh you know what? This, this is why your crush doesn’t like you back
Sirius: *Remus being his crush* damn moons that was harsh
Remus:.. I’m only partly sorry, but you know even if your dear dear love doesn’t like you back you’ll always have me.
Sirius: *whispering* idiot..
After James and Lily had gone into hiding Petunia sent a letter to Lilys old adress. Unaware that Lily was in hiding. In said letter she talked about wanting to meet up and talk and that she’s sorry. It was short, formal. The only thing suggesting they knew each other was the signing and greeting; to Lil, from Tunie.
Lily never recives the letter. Petunia is mad and angry because Lily mever responds. She put part of her heart into it and Lily doesn’t even responds… Then Harry Potter shows up on her doorstep
Sirius:Mom-
Euphemia: Yes dear-
James turning around in a turning chair: You sit down Euphemia- Sirius love are you okay
Euphemia:James!
James: Not now grandma
Sirius:…
~“Do you know why the Chicken crossed the road?”
He thought for a whole few seconds before answering with a no
“To get to the idiots house” Her smile grew slightly.
Sirius looked at her confused.
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?” He didn’t understand this joke so far
“The chicken” He looked at her even more confused
“The chicken who?” She looked defeated
“The chicken who crossed the road” It took him a few seconds before he understood
“-OH YOU SWINE MCKINNON YOU ABSOLUT SHIT” The words sounded mean but he was laughing and so was she~
Marlene and Sirius 13 years old
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Imagine Sirius, innocently thrown into prision. No one left that loves him, atleast he doesn’t think anyone does. He’s completly alone and he wonders often. Where is Remus now. Is he trying tonbreak Sirius out? Is he searching for Peter the rat? Was he alone at nights? Had he forgotten about Sirius, was Sirius the only one cursed to forever wonder what if. Did Remus have a wife or a man, kids? A dog. Did the dog remind him of Sirius or had they gotten a small yellow one insyesd if a large black dog. Was Remus still alive. That one hurt the most. Sirius didn’t even know if Remus was still out there.
Sirius: Remus is so pretty, and hot and handsome and
James: Yeah he is
Sirius: - i want him to slam me up against a wall, and i want him to hold me until the dead of night and- James? What the fuck
James: What!? Did you not just say the same things i agreed on?
Sirius blushing: Yeah well ehm
James:… - HOLD ON DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WANT HIM TO SLAM YOU UO AGAINST A WALL-
My hc of marauders lovelife - or more James and co
James sees Lily around december first year and She’s very pretty and that’s where the crush starts. Second year rolls around, now he asks her out she says no. he’s an annoying 12 year old so he asks again. Third year, he’s much cooler now a whole thirteen so he asks her out once a month and then she gets a boyfriend so he stops. Until they break up. fourth year and first half of fifth year is similar.
Fifth year, 1976, the marauders are about to crash. But that’s something James doesn’t know right now and oh, he runs into Regulus once, Twice, thirce. A few times and then they kiss. A lot of more few times. They’re not dating but oh how they would date if it wasn’t for life because they like each other so so much.
First half of sixth year is caos but pretty good. Sirius and Remus are becoming friends again. James and Regulus are falling in love slowly. Lily dumps her boyfriend. Remus finds a girlfriend. Sirius is unhappy. James and Regulus are having a good time… Barty has suddenly become funny. Remus breaks up with his girlfriend. James and Regulus are falling out of love.
Lily likes James, James likes Regulus, Barty likes Regulus. Regulus likes Barty. James likes Lily. Regulus likes James. By January it’s caos again but worse. (Sirius and Remus are fighting again and Peter has been heartbroken)
Lily likes James a bit more than Regulus likes him. James likes Lily a lot. Barty likes Regulus a lot….
Marauders dorm second year
Sirius: Do you guys have any plans tonight?
Peter: Your mom
Remus and James: *Laughing* good one pete
Sirius:
Sirius calling himself James older brother and/or calling James his little brother just to annoy James cause he refuses to stand for this slander. Like signing letters to Effy and Monty with ~James older brother~ or stealing James’s letters and sign them ~Sirius little brother~
In their first year Sirius asks Remus what his biggest wish is
Remus says he wish he saw the last full moon
Sirius beams at him and says they can watch the next moon together. Remus just smiles
Three weeks later Remus is sick and Sirius is in an extremly bad mood.
Remus spends the whole full moon alone
The next day Sirius says they’ll watch the next moon together
By the next moon Sirius has forgotten what he said, but Remus remembers. He remembers everytime the moon rises how Sirius made a promise they’d watch the moon together. They never do
Canonically James doesn’t get glasses until fifth year
This is information i wish i didn’t know
Marauders If they ✨marble games✨
Or im sad and chose for marauders to endure my pain
Sirius & Remus (closest to the wall)
Remus would sacrafice himself. He would lie and say they would play fair because both of them wanted the other to live. “Pinky promise to not lose purposly” “Pinky promise”. Remus is crossing his fingers behind his back. Sirius would go first and do a weak throw but still far enough that he wouldn’t break their rules. Remus would look at him tears in his eyes and a small sad smile before barely dropping his marble. “Remus what are you- no moons you promised you promised you would be fair” “I’ve loved you all my life, i’ll love you in The next” Sirius would cry and scream and try to get him to throw another one and Remus would just hug him. Sirius wins
Marlene & Dorcas (guess how many)
They’d do The one to guess how many marbles you’re holding because “Let’s test ourintuition.” They would laugh mostly out of pain. They would play fair a few rounds. They didn’t say it but they knew without saying that they wouldn’t look at each other, it would be too hard. Marlene was never good with rules. She’d take one look at Dorcas and realise the situation, If anyone was gonna make it out of there it would not be herself. Dorcas was trying to be sneaky and make Marlene win, she wasn’t careful laying out marbles in her hand she made sure Marlene could see exactly how many was in her hands. Marlene guessed wrong everytime. Dorcas Slowly realise what’s happening. Marlene figured out her game and made her own. There was no way for Dorcas to lose. She refuses to continue but Marlene takes her hands “Please Dorcas please live for The both of us” Marlene lost
James & Lily (i don’t even think they’d play anything they’d just spend the time talking)
They spend the time talking about their future ignoring everything around them. They talk about where they’re gonna live and the names of their future children and how many dogs they’re gonna have (“We’re not getting six dogs James” “Why not?” “how will we have time?” “We’ll make time” “What about our kids?” “We’ll just make more time"he smiles) Lily is the first one to comment about the situation. She says she’ll sacrafice herself, he has too good of a heart to die. James declines. Says he won’t let her die for him. They argue for a good amount of time. They come to the conclusion that neither will let the other die for them so they’re gonna die together. They laugh and cry and hold hands but in the last seconds James shoes his marbles into her hands and she screams at him but he pushes her forward befire she can give them back to him. Lily wins
Peter & Mary (They spend most of the time trying to decide what game to play)
Mary and Peter being the ones to play together was mostly a slump. They’re trying to decide what to play. Mary suggest the normal marble games Peter suggest the guessing game. They’re not sure. Mary starts to cry that she doesn’t want anyone to die. Peter agrees ("Why us?” “I don’t know Mar i don’t know”) instead of playing anything they talk about their past and their school years and anything and everything really. Peter doesn’t wanna die. Really it comes down to that in the end. Mary choiskg Peter as her partner was the end. He steals her marbles and betrays her. Mary lost (“We played fair im so sad she wasn’t suppost to die” he’d lie)
- And Bonus bc i love pain
James & Sirius
James again looses willingly. He wouldn’t ever let Sirius die for him. Sirius tried so hard to lose. James gave him everything, a friend, a family, something to live for, happiness. He’s not gonna let James give him his life. James on the other hand is a stel ahead of him. Knows sirius in and out and knows exactly Sirius plan and let himself make a new plan. Sirius will never forgive himself for letting James lose
Sirius & Regulus
Regulus tries to lose. He’s always been a shitty brother might atleast let himself do something for Sirius. Sirius has things to live for, he does not. Sirius would never let his little brother die for him. He’d so anything to protect him til the end. Sirius loses and Regulus will forever be mad at Sirius for it
Okay the rest you’ll have to think of yourself because break your own hearts
Lily & Remus
Marlene & Mary
Marlene & Sirius (these two stubborn bitches)
Remus & James
Lily & Sirius
James & Peter (oh i wonder how this would go//sarcasm Peter would betray him and kill him)
Gideon & Fabian
Maybe one Day i’ll write the rest but it’s not today. I hope you all are in pain after this <3 sorry but like not completly sorry just like partly
Marlene Mckinnon came back to school in 3rd year with her hair cut up to her ears and a slit in her eyebrows. Remus quite clearly thought she was the coolest person in the entire school.
Peter had gaped for 5 minutes when he saw her before tightlipped giving her a compliment. James being James had hyped her up dramatically before forcing her into a hug. Remus himself had been stumbling over words in fascination but in a positive way, and Sirius. Sirius hadn’t said a word. He’d stared at her before nodding in a greeting. Remus had known something like that would happen. He knew how Sirius was raised, but he would teach Sirius it was okay. He would do that.
So when Sirius later climbed into Remus bed, Remus was ready for any assumtions or questions or mean comments he could say. What he wasn’t prepeard for was Sirius nervously looking at Remus, fumbling with his hands, and quietly mutter “I didn’t know girls could have short hair”
“Well they can” Remus replied softly moving closer to Sirius. Sirius had only nodded. It was quiet again for quite a few minutes
“Does that mean boys can have long hair too?” He found Remus eyes his own glistening
“Of course they can Sirius” he fell quiet again.
“Remus”
“yes?”
“I don’t think i know anything about how the world works. Everything i’ve ever been taught is wrong and I don’t-. The world is so diffrent from what i thought. But i wanna know. I wanna know everything” Sirius was fumbling more with his hands now.
“I’ll tell you. I’ll tell you everything i know about the world and we’ll find out more of it. We’ll discover all the secrets if the world yeah?” Somehow Remus hand had found it’s way to Sirius’s to stop them from fumbling. Whatever reason his heart was doing flips was way beyond him and nothing he needed to think about.
“yeah. Let’s do that” Sirius smiled softly a slightl blush coloring his cheeks “I think… I think i wanna grow my hair out. But i don’t know it’s just a stupid thought i had and maybe i shouldn’t i would probabaly look dumb but Marlene looks so cool and she taught me how to braid last term and-”
“Sirius, you would look awesome. I think you should do it, and if you don’t like it you can just cut it.”
“yeah?” Sirius looked so hopeful Remus could feel his own heart skipping a beat for him.
“Yeah. Very punk rock” at that the other boy lit up “you should tell Marlene you think her hair is cool. She doesn’t act like it but i know she cares about your opinion”
“Yeah i’ll do that i-” Sirius eyes drifted to their interviened hands “i will yes. We should- I mean I should probabaly sleep now though I’ll see you tomorrow Moony” Sirius face appeard to grow redder
“Moony?” Remus giggled. Oh he was tired.
“Yeah i made up during the summer. Goodnight”
Remus: James as my best friend-
Sirius: Excuse me? I thought I was your best friend?
Remus:…you’re my boyfriend?
Sirius: and? I’m your best friend too
James: Boyfriend wasn’t enough? You have to have all titles?
Remus: Shh you two. Sirius you’re the love of my life, James is my best friend
Sirius: Then what’s Peter?
Remus without hesitation: Pete’s my sidepiece
Peter:*Winks*
Sirius: *shock. Betrayl*
and in that exact moment James broke. He’s loved Regulus for a long time, but now. Regulus staring into his eyes holding out his arm screaming and yelling. He can’t feel it. The warm sensation deep in his heart that seers mine. It’s not there. Oh how it’s not there. He promised himself. To always chose love and he’d really been naive enough to think he could do that. To continue choosing love when it’s not there. It’s not there. The love he’s felt for Regulus isn’t there. Oh, oh when did this happen. Regulus is looking at him obviously expecting an answer for whatever it is he’s said and all James can think is. I don’t love him. I don’t love him. How can i not love him? And then he looks into Regulus eyes and whatever it is he sees back he doesn’t recognise it. This person infront of him is a stranger. The sharpness the coldness and that mark on his arm, this human is a stranger to James. Yet he knows this stranger in an out, his fears, his dreams. Can all that’s left of them be memories? because in those eyes his own reflection stares back at him and maybe he’s a stranger too.
It’s only now James wonders if Regulus has any love for him left. Nothing about Regulus is familiar, so whats to say anything about James is? Had Regulus already stopped loving him long before James?
How did we turn into this Reg? How did we become this?
“Potter do you even hear me?” Regulus sneers
“Back to lastnames are we?” His smile doesn’t fit right.
“Do you seriously have nothing to say beyond a silly joke?”
James doesn’t know how to answer this. Honestly what is he supposed to say? Regulus joined a hategroup but James should talk? Oh love
“when did we become this Regulus? When did we break”
“You can’t save everyone James i told you that. Look at yourself look at us. We were never meant to meet but I was selfish and now i’ve ruined you. Did you enjoy it feeling like you were saving me? Did you enjoy breaking-” He’s grabbing his hair and his eyes are filling up
“Iloved you. I really fucking loved you Regulus. You didn’t have to take that mark you could of gone to me you could of lived with me and now it’s on you already. Why did you take it?” James knows he sounds desperate
“Guess what James-” he leans in closer looking frantic his eyes twitching “-I wanted to” for maybe the third time this evening James heart breaks. Silence falls between them.
“Goodbye Regulus” he knows now. This is the last converation he’ll have with Regulus.
I am a strong believer of Barty and Regulus relationship. A strong believer. A strong supporter
Sirius: I hate my lastname
Remus: You should take mine then
Sirius: Blushing, dying, screaming on the inside
James: You’re an honorary pott-
Lily: Shh James they’re being gay
James:Ohhhhh
James doodling Black + Potter on his study papers*
Sirius: James..are you… In love with me?
James: What no? Why would u think- ohh
Sirius: because like i really don’t-
James: No sirius shut up
Sirius: like i’m honored but
James: I’m in love with Regulus you idiot
Sirius: Oh thank god that would of been so akward
Sirius:
Sirius: James! did you just say-
Remus: I’m really observent
Sirius: no you’re not
Remus: How would you know?
James: Sirius spends all his woken time staring at you he sees when you notice things
Remus: Why would he be staring at me
Sirius: You’re beautiful Remus i could admire you forever
Remus: That’s very sweet and friendly of you Sirius
*large sigh*
Sirius kept a picture of young Regulus in his wallet, incase he’d ever come back.
James: Regulus once told me some stars shine brighter than others. You’re the brightest star Sirius, don’t forget that.
Sirius ignoring James words: WHEN THE F DID YOU TALK TO REGULUS?
My favourite James Pottee thought
- James walking around on hogwarts grounds as human
- He sees a really green nice looking patch of grass
- James Potter having to obtain himself to not turn into a stag and eat it
- Him having no self control when it comes to stag urges and leans down to take a bite at the grass as a human
- Sirius Black dragging James away from the grass
Barty jr simped so hard for Regulus he joined the death eaters. (then he kinda did vibe with the death eaters so it’s not like Regulus forced him. Then Regulus dies and Barty absolutly went cray cray)
The whomping willow liked Remus so much. It would hurt anything that came near if they didn’t hit the knot.
Unless, they were Remus Lupin. The whomping willow never even tried to hurt Remus. It stopped moving when he was there.
The whomping willow was the original Remus protecter
Things that’s canon bc i said so
James: Oh so one time my ex boyfriend-
Lily:Ex???
Marlene:BOYFRIEND???
