#jswipe
One of the most unoriginal lines on dating app bios got me like:
Also, we ALL like food, traveling, and pretending to hike regularly. Write something else.
What they probably think they sound like:
What they actually sound like:
Welp, bye. Excuse me while I go stand by myself next to the food and alcohol.
Appreciate the support and help but dating now is an entirely different beast. Dating behaviors and mechanics have mutated and require a whole new survival kit…
Versus during the date….
gasp, feigned surprise.
Our digital footprints are a double edge sword…I want to make sure he is who he says he is but I also hate that I now know he participated in the 2005 fad of frosted tips.
When I match with someone but they start the conversation this way…
Not anymore.
All I ever wanted was to be in a serious relationship and dating apps are supposed to be a means in which to get there. Instead, I’ve been stuck in a seemingly endless groundhog’s day of dating.
So…am I being punished for something?
Why are all the dating app experiences basically the exact same?
Forkin’ shirtballs - I’m in dating purgatory.