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One of the most unoriginal lines on dating app bios got me like:

Also, we ALL like food, traveling, and pretending to hike regularly. Write something else.

Turns out it’s the same, if not more, pictures of guys with their cars, posing shirtless, and at the gym. Except the accompanying song 90% of the guys pick is either “Sympathy for the Devil” by the Rolling Stones or “This Must Be the Place” by the Talking Heads. Nothing against those songs…but evidence shows there’s some correlation to douche-hood…

Not getting a match? Keep swiping.

Went on a date and it sucked? Keep swiping.

Went on a date and it was great but it’s been a few days and you haven’t heard from them? Keep swiping.

A big part of me really hates the never-ending swipe - it’s problematic to modern dating. But the unfortunate truth is, it’s also really helpful when you feel stuck in a dating rut. 

So I had to be like…

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“That’s SO great!! I’m SO happy for you both!! Will you excuse me a moment?”

(goes and ugly cries in the bathroom, regretting to even bother shaving my legs)

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Welp, bye. Excuse me while I go stand by myself next to the food and alcohol. 

Appreciate the support and help but dating now is an entirely different beast. Dating behaviors and mechanics have mutated and require a whole new survival kit…

Versus during the date….

gasp, feigned surprise.

Our digital footprints are a double edge sword…I want to make sure he is who he says he is but I also hate that I now know he participated in the 2005 fad of frosted tips.

withalittlebitof-sass:

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

“i am not at all physically attracted to you”

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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this is so important.

No.

All I ever wanted was to be in a serious relationship and dating apps are supposed to be a means in which to get there. Instead, I’ve been stuck in a seemingly endless groundhog’s day of dating. 

So…am I being punished for something?

Why are all the dating app experiences basically the exact same?

Forkin’ shirtballs - I’m in dating purgatory. 

Huge dating app pet peeve is when guys say they include their height because “that’s the only thing girls care about”….

Seriously, f*ck off with that nonsense. Put your height or don’t but stop pretending it’s for our sake and not your own vanity.  

I had a girl on bumble ask instantly if I was a guy or girl. Im done.

A short list of honey varieties in case you want to experiment with your recipes. Some have herbal remedy hints, and pairing ideas.

Acacia :Very popular with a mild flavor. The color is usually light yellow, but can range to brown or purple. Goes well with toast or tea. Medicinally, it is used to calm anxiety or help sleep.

Avacado :A warm, dark brown honey that is excellent for recipes that call for brown sugar. It doesnt actually taste like avocados, but mollasses or burned sugar.

Blueberry :Medium amber color with a medium aroma, blueberry honey tastes slightly buttery, with toasted almonds. Great for fruit pastries, it’s usually not difficult to find this variety.

Buckwheat :Dark brown, with a strong, distinct flavor of mollasses. A staple in southern BBQ recipes or other meats. Also used for coughs and sore throats.

Chesnut :This honey is usually too strong for recipes. It is very dark, with a slightly pungent smell and sweet, almost musty taste. It’s quite unpopular, so it isn’t easy to find.

Clover :Very common, known as “table honey”, clover honey is a light, sweet honey that can be used universally.

Cranberry :Medium-red colored and fruity, it tastes like figs or dates. Use cranberry honey for fall fruit dishes.

Eucalptus :Suprisingly, eucalptus honey tastes sweet, with notes of rose petals. It smells strong, almost smokey, and is very dark in color. Goes well with meats or potatoes.

Forest :Also known as Honeydew honey, it is produced by aphid excretion from trees in the area, such as pine. It tastes woody and sweet, and pairs with just about anything.

Hawthorn :Hawthorn honey has a natural calming effect, so it’s usually stirred into chamomile tea. The flavor is strong so it doesnt take too much to sweeten.

Lavender :Ranging from bright to dark colors, the smell is intense just like the flowers. However one spoonful can help with seasonal allergies, and it’s a good source of calcium.

Mountain :Bees collect pollen from wild herbs and flowers in non-polluted mountain areas so the flavor and color can vary. Excellent for coughs and flu.

Orange Blossom :Light yellow with a mild floral smell, it is readily avalable in early spring when orange trees bloom. It has a sour citrus flavor, so it is best used in citrus recipes.

Rasberry :Rasberry honey is slightly bitter, but still tastes like brown sugar or toffee. It smells almost woodsy, and pairs well with fruits or especially coffee.

Sage :Sage honey tastes sweet with hints of rose petals. The color can be light yellow to purple, and it smells mildly floral. It also has a light violet aftertaste. It has so much body it is one of my favorites!

Sourwood :Slightly rare, it’s only available in June or July before its all bought up. It tastes a bit like cloves or nutmeg and smells like cinnamon.

Sunflower :As yellow as it’s petals and smells just as exceptional. It can crystallize easily, if that happens just heat up the jar in some hot water. It can help with sinus problems and allergies.

Tulip Poplar :Tulip Polar honey can be used for almost any dish. It is dark orange, and smells like cooked fruits. It tastes buttery like toffee and a bit like caramel.

Tupelo :Comes from the ogeechee tree in Florida and Georgia. It is slightly rare, and doesn’t crystalize easily. Tastes light buttery and sweet, use with vegetable or chicken recipes.

Bumblebee!

Bumblebee!


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quick turtle tail and bumble concepts for a maproject i’m in :)

CLIPPER SPIRT Get It Girls!! #35anniversary #clippergirls #clippersgame #fashionfunpj #bumble (at Lo

CLIPPER SPIRT Get It Girls!! #35anniversary #clippergirls #clippersgame #fashionfunpj #bumble (at Los Angeles Clippers)
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Yukon Cornelius vs Bumble by Kevin KeeleRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Deleted Scene

Yukon Cornelius vs Bumble by Kevin Keele

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Deleted Scene


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Found a bumblebee out that I can only assume was a queen that emerged too early. She was real tired too. When I picked her up she kept falling asleep in my hand.

I brought her in and gave her a drop of honey to give a boost of energy. I put her back outside in one of my tropical plants because the soil is softer for digging. It’s queued up to freeze starting in a few days so I really hope she burrows again.

I’ve never found a bumblebee queen in the middle of winter like this so I really hope she makes it. I don’t know how to take care of bumble bees lol.

spageddy:

quick turtle tail and bumble concepts for a maproject i’m in :)

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