#just like me
You’ve been infected by a sentient, eldritch parasite. Realizing it’s counting on you for its own survival, the parasite offers occult knowledge, wisdom, and secrets in return for the host’s sustenance and protection. Describe this unlikely friendship.
“So… You’re an eldritch being.”
“Yes.”
“You have unimaginable power.”
“Yes.”
“All the knowledge in the world.”
“Yes.”
“But you need a host to stay alive?”
“We’ve been over this 5 times. Yes, I do require a host as I am unable to acquire the sustenance myself.”
“So you’re a real-life Alakazam but parasite version?”
“… If the comparison will help you comprehend my existence then yes, but please refrain from referring to me as a parasitic Alakazam.”
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“So can you just hand me the answers to the test while I’m doing it?”
“I could but I don’t recommend, doing this won’t help you grow as a human.”
“Welp, let’s have another night of chilli hotpot!”
“NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT-”
“It’s your fault that you’re weak!”
“It’s not my fault that you’re an abomination!”
“So is that a yes or a no, cause I’m really craving some-”
“FINE FINE! Just don’t put me through that torture again!”
im like this when I am in the mood for singing then suddenly forgets the lyrics..
put a european country in my ask box!
germany : do you like bread?
france : ever drunk alcohol?
england : ever made a mistake you really regret?
scotland : do you prefer summer or winter?
italy : currently in a relationship?
wales : how old are you?
finland : longest you’ve ever been in a relationship?
sweden : have you ever been to ikea?
norway : do you prefer wearing trousers or skirts?
spain : do you take naps during the day?
portugal : your sexuality?
estonia : do you have a crush?
ireland : favourite tv show?
denmark : what were you doing at 20.30 last saturday?
poland : do you have any pets?
austria : do you like chocolate?
switzerland : ever kissed a girl?
romania : morning or evening?
bulgaria : who was the last person you snapchatted?
czech republic : is there a song that never fails to make you cry?
slovakia : how many languages can you speak?
slovenia : what colour is your hair at the moment?
monaco : do you have an iPhone?
the netherlands : when did you last see your mum?
greece : do you live with your father?
croatia : do you wear glasses?
belgium : favourite colour?
iceland : if you could chose one thing to be in your future, what would you choose?
ukraine : what’s the most money you’ve ever spent on clothes?
malta : have you ever been on a cruise?
hungary : would you date someone 3 years older than you?
cyprus : if you could kill one person without any risk of being caught for it, would it be someone related to you?
luxembourg : what’s the coldest temperature you’ve ever experienced?
serbia : do you use instagram?
albania : can you swim well?
lithuania : if you could go back in time to a moment in your life, when would you go back to?
montenegro : pizza or pasta?
latvia : do you have any scars with an interesting or grisly story?
macedonia : ever eaten snails?
belarus : last book you read?
bosnia : last time you cried?
moldova : do you have a sister?
grudge holding hips
You’re a liar, you’re a cheater, you’re a fool, well that’s just like me yoohoo
-Still counting|Volbeat
Hey guys! So I know this blog has been pretty quiet for the last year and I’m sorry about that. My freelance jobs have really picked up, and I’ve been getting more illustration gigs for the publishing market, which has always been the kind of work that I’ve wanted to do! I’m just still figuring out how to balance work art and fun art, so please bear with me for a bit. I promise there will be some improvement in the near-ish future!
Above is the first book I illustrated last (yes ‘last’ as in 2015) January. It was finally released this month! Publishing takes awhile. It was an incredibly fun project, and it’s so cool to see the finished book! :)
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if u see me simping over my washington native boyfriend who also happens to be an o*lers fan and buying him a seattle kraken hoodie, no u didn’t❤️
pupdate it has arrived and just in time for our 6 months
Every day I ask myself wah and I think the answer is waluigi
