You’ve been infected by a sentient, eldritch parasite. Realizing it’s counting on you for its own survival, the parasite offers occult knowledge, wisdom, and secrets in return for the host’s sustenance and protection. Describe this unlikely friendship.
“So… You’re an eldritch being.”
“Yes.”
“You have unimaginable power.”
“Yes.”
“All the knowledge in the world.”
“Yes.”
“But you need a host to stay alive?”
“We’ve been over this 5 times. Yes, I do require a host as I am unable to acquire the sustenance myself.”
“So you’re a real-life Alakazam but parasite version?”
“… If the comparison will help you comprehend my existence then yes, but please refrain from referring to me as a parasitic Alakazam.”
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“So can you just hand me the answers to the test while I’m doing it?”
“I could but I don’t recommend, doing this won’t help you grow as a human.”
“Welp, let’s have another night of chilli hotpot!”
“NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT-”
“It’s your fault that you’re weak!”
“It’s not my fault that you’re an abomination!”
“So is that a yes or a no, cause I’m really craving some-”
“FINE FINE! Just don’t put me through that torture again!”
There is a systemless supplement called The Metamorphica (https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/115703/The-Metamorphica-Classic-Edition). It is great. I love it. Full of random tables for mutations such mental, physical, psionic, supernatural, etc. mutations as well as descriptions of them. There are sections on using mutations for different genres and there are even a collection of different mutated NPCs and monsters.
In the Planescape 5e campaign I DM we have a character who recently got trapped in Limbo and now he has a very short temper (Behavioral Mutation) and the ability to duplicate (like Multiple Man but limited to one copy). It gives him a boost in power but it is thematic and a lot of fun. There is also risk involved. Does he sacrifice his duplicate so his party can escape, or does he save it for later and risk his party’s safety and survival.
I have an idea to run an X-Men Campaign where everyone randomly generates their Mutant using the random tables to create their characters. The idea being the Mutants in X-Men didn’t get to choose their Mutations, unless you count Mister Sinister ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, so neither will the players. I think it could be fun.
But you could use The Metamorphica to create (and even play) Post Apocalyptic Irradiated Wastelanders, Chaos Warped Demonic Abominations, Body Horror Experimentation Victims, Super Soldiers, Superheroes, Bizarre Alien Lifeforms, Formless Dream Entities, Eldritch Monstrosities, or beings trapped in Limbo.
Mutations range from Anthropomorphic Animal to Hunchback, from Double Jointed to Diabetic, from Genetic Memory to Dyslexia, from Magnetic Control to Cause Insanity, from Animated Tattoos to Cannot Cross Running Water, and so many more.
There is so much you can do with this product. I thoroughly enjoyed it and highly recommend it. This review is not sponsored, I did not receive money from them or anyone else to review this. I simply gotta spread the love of an awesome product. 5 out of 5 stars.
The Leech. A malevolent villain who is the BBEG in one of the campaigns I’m running.
Despite his monstrous appearance the Leech is very intelligent and wise. But the real danger is that the longer they are in combat with him the more he saps their abilities adding it to his own. A paladin whose smite is taken away, a sorcerer that finds their sorcery points are taken away from them and used for the Leech’s spells. Imagine the panic.
The smartest of the giants, and powerful spellcasters. Eldritch giants are powerful foes and amazing roleplay material. Check out my new video on my youtube channel to find out more abut them.
They need to make an americano psycho about these specific types of young professionals
This weirdly reminds me of someone on Tumblr making a writing prompt about writing Walmart as a cult with its own holy scripture, crusades and the like.
Taxonomy is fucked up. You start out at “This is how our animal friends are classified and how they’re related to each other :)” and then you dip one inch below the surface and you get “There’s definitely no such thing as a fish and there might be no such thing as a reptile”
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After a long hiatus and finding more free time for myself, I decided to come back full swing! I have a lot of doodles to share with you over the past year or so, so I hope you all enjoy!
More importantly- I am available for paid commissions! I’m only doing small groups right now and it’s first come first serve! The kind of work I’ll be doing would be the simple black and white aesthetic I mostly have on this page. Nothing large scale or extremely detailed at the moment.
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“… Time was not merciful to her whilst in that tube… Her horrendous power only grew. Her containment increased as her energy output skyrocketed - as did the damage it wrought upon herself. Those that she loved and would do anything to protect fear her now. No longer did they refer to her as a friend, but monster. She screamed in agony as they tried to weaken her by taking more energy. It didn’t change a thing… except incur her fury…”
“They subdued her. They broke her apart. Her wrath was endless, but in pieces they were manageable. Through horrific methods did they make her think of one thing…”
‘I love this world…’
“And she struggled no more…”
“But…”
“There’s a crack in her tube - a flaw in manufacturing, it seems. It will be replaced tomorrow with no difficulty. There’s only one thought in her mind after all.”
“She was a danger to all that is around her as much as she was to herself… she knew this… and so she made a grand machine and put herself in it. There, the machine took the excess energy that rotted and sustained her body and turned it to energy. Energy… for all. Though her freedom is limited, all she loves is safe. That is all she could ever ask for.”
