#jyp stray kids
and here we have han jisung accidentally turning on a loud toy, trying to hide it and being caught by felix
jeongin:*breathes*
the rest of stray kids: ❣️❤️❣️❤️❤️❣️❤️❤️❣️i love you❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️
jeongin: how did you guys say that out loud
minho: hey, can you hurry up? seungmin just challenged a guy to a duel and someone honest to god handed him a sword.
jisung, confused: he didn’t have his own?
changbin: got called annoying at a mcdonald’s today
jeongin: really? what happened
changbin: i got called annoying in mcdonald’s
jeongin: yeah but why?
changbin: i was being annoying
doyoung: all of jisung’s food is healthy and organic
chan: that’s cool, my jisung eats candy off the floor
stranger: so which one is your kid?
woojin: the one that’s eating sand. JISUNG STOP.
jeongin, narrating his own life: jeongin enters the kitchen and sits down at the table. minho stares at him for a moment, a puzzled looks on his face as he speaks
minho: this isn’t normal stupidity. this is some sort of advanced stupidity
jeongin: jeongin is hurt by minho’s words
chan: when i said ‘bring me back something from the beach’, i meant like a seashell
jisung, struggling to hold onto a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that
stays who stan grr, awaken, mia and 0325 are the baddest bitches
felix: i don’t cry anymore i’m so tough
seungmin: you were crying yesterday about snakes.
felix, tearing up: THEY DON’T HAVE ARMS
woojin: we’re leaving soon, so make sure the rooms are clean
hyunjin: *saluting* yes sir!
changbin: *saluting* absolutely not!
jaebum: what’s it like living with chan and the other kids?
woojin: imagine living with actual civilised people
jaebum:okay…
woojin: now throw that thought out the window.
minho: god, you’re so embarrassing
chan: let go of my hand then.
minho:no
hyunjin: you don’t like to admit it, but if anyone else was mean to jisung you’d beat them up.
seungmin: psh, no-
jisung, coming into the room with a pout on his face: changbin said he’s gonna kick my ass
seungmin, standing up: not if i kick his first
felix, trying on seungmin’s glasses: how do i look?
seungmin, squinting: i have no clue
chan: what state do you live in?
changbin: constant anxiety
minho:denial
jisung:perfection
felix:sydney
chan: sydney is literally a city
jisung, knocking on felix’s bedroom door: hey!! open up!
felix: who is it?
jisung: it’s your best friend!
felix, excitedly:WOOJIN!!
jisung: wh - WOOJIN DOESNT EVEN LIKE YOU
felix: oh .. hi jisung :/
seungmin: come here
jisung:why?
seungmin: just come here!!
jisung: no you’re gonna hit me
changbin: i’ve heard someone saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations.
woojin: it’s me outside, you want some muffins?
changbin: what kind?
woojin: zucchini, but they taste like banana nut.
changbin: bananas can nut?
woojin: you know what? i’ll keep my muffins.
hyunjin: when i die i want one of you to lower me into the grave
felix:why?
hyunjin: so you can all let me down one last time.
felix: ….is this about the cookie seungmin stole?
hyunjin: iT WAS MINE AND HE ATE IT
