#stray kids meme
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
[@ mga]
yoongi, walking towards bts: hey guys this is my new friend he lives with us now.
namjoon: yoongi you cant just take-
yoongi, hugging changbin protectively: HE’S MINE
woojin: i can’t believe you and chan broke the bed last night
changbin: yeah, it must have been wild
minho: haha yeah…
[last night]
minho: i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling
chan: try me
felix: [tapping fingers on table]
chan: [taps fingers back furiously]
hyunjin: what’s going on
jeongin: they’re talking in morse code
felix : ..-. .- - ……- -.. (fat head)
chan: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
seungmin: why are you posing?
changbin, leaning against a fence: google earth is always takin’ pics
stray kids - grow up
hyunjin: you’re wrong, seungmin doesn’t have a crush on me.
stray kids: yes he does
twice: yes he does
day6: yes he does
got7: yes he does
2am: yes he does
2pm: yes he does
jyp: yes he does
asc crew: yes he does
stays: yes he does
seungmin: yes i do
interviewer: so what’s one thing you’d change about your team?
chan: *watches as jisung and seungmin harrass jeongin, jeongin yells at them to go away, hyunjin and changbin bicker, felix argues with woojin about anything and everything and minho manages to chime into every conversation with intense yelling*
chan: i wouldn’t change them for the world.
chan: i love you
minho: i love you too, but if zombies were chasing us i’d trip you over
chan:hey hyunjin how’s dinner coming along?
hyunjin, trying to put out a fire with a cloth: uh yeah it’s coming along great!
chan:
chan: how did you set fire to water without turning the stove on
hyunjin: the real question is, what type of word is yeet?
hyunjin: is it a verb? can you yeet away?
jisung: or is it an adverb? can you DO something yeetily?
changbin: what if it’s a noun? can you BECOME a yeet?
minho: it’s 3am, can you shut u-
chan: hang on a second, minho. they have a point, please continue.
minho: i’m sad no one ever texts me
felix, texting: hey :)
minho: the fuck do you want?
felix: LOOK at these hands
chan: i’m looking at them
felix: i’m going to KILL you with them
chan:
chan: they’re kinda small :/
HE’S A LITERAL NINE YEAR OLD PRETENDING TO FART USING A BALLOON
chan: so what’re you guys going to be for halloween?
minho:lonely
changbin: my crippling anxiety
hyunjin: my fear of social interaction
seungmin: …… i wanted to be spider man ……
hyunjin: what is one thing you would change about me??
changbin: your last name
hyunjin:[swoons]
~
minho: what is one thing you would change about me??
felix: your last name
minho: we have the same fucking last name you dumb piece of shit
and here we have han jisung accidentally turning on a loud toy, trying to hide it and being caught by felix
jeongin:*breathes*
the rest of stray kids: ❣️❤️❣️❤️❤️❣️❤️❤️❣️i love you❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️❣️❤️
jeongin: how did you guys say that out loud
changbin: got called annoying at a mcdonald’s today
jeongin: really? what happened
changbin: i got called annoying in mcdonald’s
jeongin: yeah but why?
changbin: i was being annoying
doyoung: all of jisung’s food is healthy and organic
chan: that’s cool, my jisung eats candy off the floor
stranger: so which one is your kid?
woojin: the one that’s eating sand. JISUNG STOP.
