#witcher games
junod of belhaven got me acting up
geralt eats the soap at lush thinking they are free samples
me wasting resources and time making sure geralt gets his water, 3 meals a day, and meditates at a decent hour meanwhile i’ve been playing until 5am on off brand lacroix and a vitamin C “geralt! it’s 11 already”
*material girl plays as i walk into kaer morhen, accompanied by a harem of increasingly eccentric individuals, ready to pick up our inheritance only to discover vesemir is very much so alive and well*
twirls hair bats eyelashes bites lip tugs neckline down giggles at his unfunny jokes
Geralt: Jaskier can we talk about the message you just sent me?
Jaskier: It was a critical update
Geralt: It just says ‘im back on my bullshit’
Jaskier: The people need to know
Jaskier: You need a hobby
Geralt: I have a hobby
Jaskier: Brooding isn’t a hobby my dear
Ciri: Am I in trouble?
Yennefer: Take a guess
Ciri: …no?
Jaskier: Take another guess
Jaskier: What we need here is a compromise
Geralt: Meaning I do what you want and compromise my integrity
Jaskier: Democracy in action right there
Yennefer: Who would win in a fight, Jaskier or Geralt?
Ciri: I can’t answer that, Geralt's my dad!
Yen: So Jaskier?
Ciri: Yeah
Jaskier: Truth is, I only know one truly platonic relationship
Geralt: You and me
Jaskier: Don’t make me laugh dear you want to hit this so hard
Anyone here adores Eskel?
Sure Geralt and Lambert have their moments but for some reason, I have a soft spot for Eskel.
Oh yeah, I have a gaming sideblog…Oops.
What I’ve done gamed these past couple (neverending pandemic world) years:
The Witcher games, which I unexpectedly enjoyed immensely as long as I avoided those stupid cards in 1. Features one of the best surprise and well written villains ever.
Cyberpunk 2077, also enjoyed as long as I marched through the pc glitches. Disappointed in some writing choices because jeezus guys brilliance was staring you in the face and you avoided it somehow.
The Outer Worlds, enjoyed much interested to see 2.
Fallout. I COMPLETED THEM ALL FOR THE FIRST TIME! Instead of getting distracted and/or breaking the game with mods. Got mad at the FO4 endings, and made an executive decision to ignore them. Someday I may play 1&2.
Pathfinder Kingmaker: Unfinished, mostly enjoyed but I despise the spell mechanics.
Solasta, fun little game, got mechanics right!
Divinity OS 1&2, steep learning curve transitioning into that kind of combat in a video game but enjoyed. Might have lost the plot at some point. Continued tradition of collecting ALL the Books.
Currently playing: Morrowind. Which has consisted of Mods, getting lost, getting distracted, ending up in Vivec, getting lost inVivec, and being concerned by Vivec’s 36 Sermons. Also, more books.
