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Kipo: Hugo isn’t wrong very often.
Wolf: But he’s annoying all the time.
Scarlemagne: I’m a triple threat. A singer, a pianist, and a murderer!
Wolf: I have a problem with a girl.
Hugo: Like, “her dead body won’t fit in the back of a truck” problem or “you like her” problem?
Wolf: I like her.
Hugo: That’s too bad. I could have helped you with the other one.
Scarlemagne: I’m not that dramatic.
Wolf: After one hour observation, I can confirm that is a lie.
Wolf: I promised Kipo we wouldn’t do anything illegal.
Scarlemagne: Why would you lie to your best friend like that?!
Kipo: Are you okay?
Scarlemagne: I need a hug and six months of sleep.
Scarlemagne: Kipo, I would do anything for you.
Kipo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Scarlemagne: Absolutely not.
Lio: I have a great memory, name one thing I’ve ever forgotten.
Scarlemagne: Me in a glass cage in the DNA Bur-
Lio: No, that was on purpose. Try again.
Wolf: Kipo?
Hugo: You love us, right?
Kipo: …
Kipo: Normally, I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Wolf: You need them to think you’re stronger than you really are.
Kipo: That’s what you do.
Wolf: Me? Oh no. My power is no illusion.
Wolf: I can fucking demolish you.
Hugo: Ok! 1-2-3 eyes on me!
Students: 1-2 eyes on you!
Hugo: I’m only going to say this once. We do not refer to our other classmates as “Thicc”. That is not appropriate. Kappesh?
Students, dejectedly: Kaposh.
Lio: Hugo, stop! This isn’t you, you’ve gone mad with power!
Scarlemagne: Well of course I have.
Scarlemagne: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Scarlemagne: It’s boring, no one listens to you.
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Wolf: ARE YOU-
Scarlemagne:Fucking.
Wolf: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Scarlemagne:Fucking.
Wolf:IDIOT!
Benson: …What was that?
Scarlemagne: Kipo banned Wolf from swearing, so I’m helping her out.
*Scarlemagne drinking like a monster.*
Gerard: “Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?”
Scarlemagne: “Ahh, I’ll just get Dave to give them a presentation.”
Gerard: “That’s why Dave is allowed to give presentations!?”
Scarlemagne: “Yeah, I don’t wanna work!”
Gerard: “You know the kids don’t wanna work either.”
Scarlemagne while taking a shot: “Good!”
Kipo: *hugs Scarlemagne*
Scarlemagne:Disgusting.
Scarlemagne: Do it again.
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Scarlemagne, while holding Kipo: I am not nice.
Scarlemagne: Oh, I am so relieved you guys found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Wolf: You hadn’t done anything
super annoying to us for, like, five hours, so we knew something was wrong.
Scarlemagne: Oh, that’s very insulting but dead on.
Song: Hugo. We are not mad, we are just disappointed.
Lio: No, we are mad.
Song: Yes, we are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Hugo: Thank you.
Lio: No, we’re not.
Song: I am not a mind reader, Lio.
Scarlemagne: My first rule is no one can veto my rules.
Lio: That’s called ‘tyranny,’ and is generally frowned upon.
Scarlemagne: We have fun, don’t we, Jamack?
Jamack: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Pre-Orders are official OPEN!!
Heroes on Fire Zine Preorders are now officially open! Heroes on Fire is a Charity Fanzine based on the Netflix original ‘Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts’. Proceeds will be going to an LGBTQA+ POC-based organization focused on youth. You can place your order below at:
The zine is a 6in x 9in booklet containing the contributions of over 45 artists and 4 writers who share a love and passion for the characters and themes of the show!
●Up on Top contains a complete PDF of the entire Heroes on Fire collective for 10$
●Project Kipo includes the physical copy of the zine as well as the PDF version additionally for 25$
●HMUFA Membership holds all merchandise including 2 6in x 9in prints, 4 4in x 6in sheets of stickers and 3 Polaroid prints for 30$
●Ratland Exclusive Pass includes all merchandise along with the entire PDF of the zine itself for 35$
●Heroes on Fire Contains all merchandise, a physical copy of the zine, and a PDF copy of the zine for 45$
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♪Standing alone in the fire. You’re not alone♪