#kirk x spock
Never and always touching and touched
someone please make an edit of the Star Trek TOS episode “The Empath” (3.12), but replace the dialogue with that scene from Gaurdians of the Galaxy.
empath:you feel love.
kirk:yes, i suppose i do feel a kind of selfish love for everyone-
empath:no. you feel sexual love. *points at spock.* for him!
A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
It’s years before anyone explains it to him.
People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.
The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. That’s a word, it’s his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, they’re putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.
It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.
Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.
Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).
And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.
The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down.
Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city.
And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families.
There’s no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride.
The addition by @thesaltofcarthage inspired me to write a fic that’s the start of a new series for me!
What Stork Brings(A “…And Children Make Four” Story) - After Spock and Kirk begin a relationship that gets to the cohabitation stage, they decide to adopt, which is an adventure all on its own. But with the help of their very own Stork, they find the perfect children for their family.
flubbed it eh
*eye twitches violently, maniacal grin appears on my face*
for jim…
https://twitter.com/terrymatalas/status/1502033168374796295?s=21
Spirk sketch page
My half of a spirk art trade with @moonstag on Twitter ☺️
Am I watching a 20 minute tribute to Kirk/Spock and getting all choked up? Absofuckinglutely!